RED SOX ROYALS GAME THREAD

GAME 3 GET IN HERE
Eduardo Rodriguez (2-5)
vs
Yordano Ventura (9-9)

>it's a mendoza commentates game

At least I'm in range to pick up the game on WEEI

Sure it's not comfy as Remmy but it's better than the shit show that is ESPN.

ok cool i like this thread

>its a ventura gets frustrated and throws at someones head episode

>Shaw trying to impersonate X

BAKA

Please do not kill Papi. He is an old man. Do not bully old people.

I'm just glad Shaw didn't miss the throw or something, I was expecting him to make an error there.

I thought we were done with sunday night games

how does mendoza still have a job?

oh boy, I can't wait for the mendoza line segment later on!!

wow sexist

Why did the Red Sox DFA Pedroia last night after failing to break the hit record but they kept Shaw up?

because hes a manlet

Erod please.

anyone here

>it's another episode where a pitcher comes off a short DL and blows dick in the first inning

god damn it please Erod

>erod ''''''''''''''''''''''''tipping'''''''''''''''''''''''' pitches
>price's ''''''''''''''''''''''''knee raise''''''''''''''''''''''''
which is the worst meme?

>3-0 count
>swing at ball 4 and foul
>then pop out on 3-1 count

thank you based morales

The knee raise, because at least Erod's tipping was a real thing last year (it wasn't this year, they just used that as an excuse to send him to the minors)

The knee raise BS was just something pedroia told Price to make him stop concentrating on external factors and just focus on baseball. It was a confidence thing more than a mechanic thing.

i apologize in advance for not posting much tonight but i'm very, very busy, with important things, you probably wouldn't understand

its ok you dont have to tell us if dont want to because its probably very important even though im very sure i would care a lot and would try and help but dont force yourself

Based Holt

Classic Papi GIDP

play a la dubs

why doesnt the fat fuck even pretend like hes trying to leg it out?

Papi can't walk, imo when is batting we should only be able to get a MAX of one out

He literally can't. He can't run at all. His legs are poo, they have been for a while.

even when he runs his utmost "fastest" he still get thrown out by a wide mile

FUCKING ETIP NO

god fucking damnit

salvy splashing

>2 pitches
>2 hits

is he tipping

when is some cheeky southie cunt going to charge into the dugout and kill that fucking bug

This is going to be a rough game.

sending two pitchers coming fresh off the DL to face the hottest team in the league should be fucking illegal

Gary said he was gonna but apparently not

Fucking please ERod just keep it 2 runs

>yfw ortiz has a triple this season

SHART

So we can all agree this will be the WC play in game right?

Was it a dinger where he was too fat to make it home?

>Royals have a good chance to lose the series to the Marlins
>Royals are going to lose to the Red Sox, it's an away series, best they can hope for is to take 1 game away but Sox have a good chance to sweep

Hah fuck you guys.
Yankees and Tigers coming up at home, need to win those two now and we'll have won 3 series in a row against other wildcard hopefuls.

Depends. If the Eternal 4th Placers continue to choke, maybe.

You literally got to face 2 of our starters coming off DL. That's a miraculous break.

And this game isn't over, you f**king jerk.

Does anyone know if X is mad that mookie is the better player

LOL mommy doesn't let you swear online?

AmeriSHARTs everyone! LOL

SHART IN MARTS

wow rude delete this

>another GIDP

Classic hanram, classic

someone please just disable Mendoza

Feelin a HR right now

>shaw
>hr

lmao it would be a miracle if he could just get a fucking hit at this point

>You literally got to face 2 of our starters coming off DL. That's a miraculous break.
user, I don't give two fucks what kind of break we got, this series is the most important one they had left to win, and taking 2 away winning the series was important.

September is time for memes user.
The royals will make post season user.
The royals will at least make it to the ALCS.

hell i'll take a walk even

>Bottom of the 2nd
>Ventura already giving away balls
RIP

please score please

So are these Royals "fans" that just started arriving here or fans of another team pretending to be Royals fans

Please hit it Leon

blue jays fans that are rooting for their secondary team

and he flies out

good job leon

>implying the blue jays aren't the secondary team with the primary team being whoever faces us

We literally have the worst "fans" on this board

I've been shitposting since post season 2014 user, this ride does not end. I just genuinely don't usually show up in gamethreads. Even last year when we were winning.

You know those really shitty KC posts in the main general? The guy who made that pacha meme? That's me.

tbqh i think that blue jays fan is just being a bit defensive about which team is more flavor-y of the month

Are they actually getting attention again in the states? The bandwagon across the border seems strange

>We literally have the worst "fans" on this board
true 2bh

>Are they actually getting attention again in the states?
>again

m8, you guys have had bandwagoners all year just saying "dont worry the injuries will clear up and the O will click best O in the league bros"

it'll take a year or two of bottomdwelling before they disappear

>Hanlel

>hanley

youre supposed to catch the ball you meme

They did have the best O in the league last year. I heard a lot more about them last year in the US. Not so much this year.

ok cool he didnt give up any runs now PLEASE SCORE

oh wow really they had the best O in the league last omg i never knew please tell me again

stupid leafs

injuries havent been a problem apart from bautista, the majority of the problems have just been players being garbage offensively

> They normally live for about a year. In cooler climates, the adults lay eggs in autumn then die. The eggs are protected by their hard capsules and hatch in the spring.

>baseball starts in the spring
>worlds eries occurs in autumn

Have the Royals found the secret to voodoo magic?

>injuries havent been a problem apart from bautista
ya no shit complaining about injuries that dont exist or dont matter is staple of bandwagoners and casuals making excuses for your team, thats the whole purpose of me saying that in the post you dumb leaf you dont need to explain the joke to me you dumb LEAF

...

BASED JBJ WITH ANOTHER HIT

KEEP

HIM

IN THE 9TH SPOT

Did our offense cum in your cornflakes mr. angry neckbeard?

FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>ANOTHER GIDP

Fucking stop jesus christ

hang on guys, I got this.

>3 innings
>3 double plays
if they do it every inning will it be a record?

wow blocked and reported you stupid leaf

lel

can we like not hit into double plays every inning please

fucking roymemes have the will of the gods on their side tonight

That ring is as legitimate as the Roid Sox with Ortiz and Ramirez

Silly amerishart you know you can't resist me

hanley is trying to win the game for the royos

>fucking roymemes have the will of the gods on their side tonight

Been since 2014. If the royals make the world series
>That ring is as legitimate as the Roid Sox with Ortiz and Ramirez

user... Due to park rules and other things regardless if Mr. Homerun catcher was there or not that would have been counted a home run :^)

And both of those rings are more legitimate than any ring that Jose Bautista "has", big fella :^)

:^) I like you guys

I told you niggers that the rally mantis would be back tonight

Ok ERod is finally settling in, can we PLEASE score please PLEASE

ok but i dont like you

youre like that autistic fat kid that everyone in the friend group makes fun of and thats really his whole purpose of being there because no one actually enjoys his company tbqh

meme park

After tonights game the royals win the series, expect 12 news articles about the royals post season chances

BASED

FUCKING

LARGE

FATHER

HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

You sound like you have lots of experience in this friend. Please tell me more about what that is like.

LARGE FATHER DOES IT AGAIN

wew lads

That was literally at the 420 famalam.

As legit a homerun as you can get in this ballpark

>HR
>Kill there best player
Good work boys

pls be ok happy gatorade man

>Mookie killing Perez

DEVILISH
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sorry im late friends

omg idd anyone else think he died

Karma for the earlier sexual assault on the mantis. It never consented to the kiss.

>can't even properly kill their catcher

dfa this dookie bustts guy

why does bombston have to ruin everything?