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Westminster Abbey edition.

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agreeable edition

'cider

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haha x

theory: this kraut is the janny

muff

If you don't know what this is, you've got to go.

why is this rapeseed oil shill getting so bumblasted that someone could possibly be annoyed something advertised as olive oil spread actually isn't

absolutely boggles the mind you'd get so worked up over this unless you had a financial incentive to do so

Anybody got any salmon?
Sorted

List of wild cats I could dispatch/kill with little to no effort:

Cougar
Lynx
Panther
Bobcat
Caracal

If I had a small weapon I could probably do a cheetah, leopard, jaguar and possibly a small lion.

fucking teddy bears ree

if you ever shaken hands with the likes of obama, bush, clintons, blair etc. youre a phony and i dont want you near me

*peer reviews this theory*
hmm makes sense this is now fact

Enjoying the gayposting Sup Forums:

I refuse to shake hands with someone from San Francisco

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*thinking about Buzz Aldrin*

hmmmmmm

If you were in bed and that bloke came in naked with a raging boner, would anyone actually say no?

I'd let him have me.

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hmmm

now this REALLY makes me think

I only ever post once a thread is about 20 posts in. The first 20 posts are always people trying

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bit gay

*looks up olive oil spread in the dictionary*

*doesn't find anything*

guess I'll just have to accept some rando internet gimps judgement of what constitutes olive oil spread rather than the advertising standards agency whose fucking job it is figure this shit out

Best pres desu

have unironically watched this entire playlist ama

best tinder opening line lads?

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accidentally thought about the ex gf lads oops hehe

I only ever post once a thread is about 20 posts in. The first 20 posts are always people trying

Fucking hell the diarrhoea is getting worse

This does not bode well for my commute tomorrow

Macron says that France will be the world's new policeman since the USA refuses to be

howling

How can you be such a thick fucking paki that you can't work out why people wouldn't be happy that something explicitly advertising itself as an olive oil product is only 20% olive oil and 40% rapeseed oil

literally bizarre

i'm not a phony, i'm a phimo

comfy

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>This is will be the new president of France.

He is already impeached.

What is the most Deano footie team and why is it Liverpool

I'm an atheist

No, DON'T debate me (I would just brutally embarrass you and pretty much your entire lineage)

Just pointing out that I'm an atheist. nothing more

let me rim your arsehole clean

when i was young i thought i had too much foreskin but my willy grew into it haha

must suck to be stuck!

Looking through some of the earliest images I've saved in my Sup Forums folder (circa 2007) and I never realised just how Reddit this place was

do u liek mudkipz?

macron is based

macron and merkel will protect the free world until Toilet Bog Fart is out of office again

we invented reddit

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if people aren't happy they can bitch to the ASA which they clearly haven't done because it's still called fucking olive oil spread.

which means the only one who has a problem with it is you, you fucking freak

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does it matter that i had my first wank at 17?

because i wanked so late i wonder if i could have peeled off the wrapper without having phimo earlier

Hindsight bias, lad.

You only think of it as Reddit now because it was all culturally appropriated by the drooling Reddit hoards. And they killed it. Just like they kill everything.

Merkel doesn't even speak English, she can't protect the free world

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cock status: mongled

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this is unironically my gimmick i made years ago

you're probably shitposting but i still it baffling how atheists are mocked online

growing up nobody i knew was religious. youngest religious person i know is in her 40s.

it was just taken as the default that you were irreligious.

Whst about this lad

this one still has the same emotional impact

>craving junk food
>buy pizza
>vow to eat only half tonight
>eat it all
need to stop trusting my brain

wtf lad ive been wanking since i was like 11, before i could even jizz proper

This guy's probably pretty old now.

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Who /early 2000's/ here?

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results in

'paraently got the 'tism lads

Still haven't booked my tickets to easter island. Not sure I've got the balls for this one

anyone got the link to that meme political test the kraut took last thread

parrot's blood

yeah i tell the lads i had my first wank when i was 10, i'm a very later bloomer though, didn't even think about sex until i was like 15 or 16, still a virgin if it wasn't obvious but i don't care as much as i should do

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imagine actually being a double digit iq inbred virgin, depressing

No different from buying some orange juice and finding out it's actually 40% apple juice and 20% orange juice

if that did happen you'd wank yourself off about how le glorious corporations are always right and should be able to do whatever they want

saw a manlet last night

one night stands are not fucking worth it.

went back to a girls place and just realized she gave me a condom from a box she purchased. for all i know she fucking poked holes in those condoms

have not been able to sleep the last few days

imagine being this fat a cunt

literally so mentally disabled that your body takes over and feeds you against your will

isidewith

Hit 150mph on the motorway earlier, came off the slip road then accelerated from 70mph and the front wheel lifted off.

Felt incredible, would strongly recommend all of you to get a bike if you're not worried about serious injury/death. Really brought me out of my shell and helped with confidence issues I had.

got some 'ckets for 'ster island

haha what are your parents super religious?

>Merkel doesn't even speak English
A former research scientist with a doctorate in physical chemistry, Merkel entered politics in the wake of the Revolutions of 1989, and briefly served as a deputy spokesperson for the first democratically elected East German Government headed by Lothar de Maizière in 1990.

I'm sure she doesn't even speak english.

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I remember when I first discovered wanking, I didn't know what was happening

I told my mom about lolita. I was sitting on the front porch with her and I literally told her something like "so mom, there's this book called lolita. It's about a pedophile's relationship with a little girl, it's supposedly one of the most highly acclaimed book of all time. Some people on a forum recommended it to me". She seemed incredulous and confused when I told her, but then I showed her the goodreads page for the book and she was just sort of like, okay.

Lived in the countryside of Wales till I was 20

Been living in Birmingham for 5 years, still taken aback by how mad cities are sometimes.

*cancels /brit/*

why did it put you slightly in keynesian you slimy merchant

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R

Eat shit and die, lads.

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I'm trying

here's how to create some REAL zombies

>Zombie tools: television, radio, internet, primary elections, elections, voting

wake up sheeple

i think i showed some support for countercyclical policy

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watched this last night, brought me back

find this gimmick strange and pointless

tbf they're already doing that and have been for quite some time in north africa

lived in a city for 25 years and would like to move to the countryside

cities are disgusting

going to give an aneurysm with this bit of news: that product already exists and it's called "fruit juice drink"

tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=260547237

it's the same principle and you're still both wrong and retarded

Just got an advert on Facebook showing up from the police saying there's been an increased number of burglaries in the really specific area of town I live in

Interesting

I prefer Yorkminster to be honest lad

I went back. Can't stand cities.

my parents are turbonormies funnily enough, my dad has plenty of war stories from when he was young and shagging around, my brother is a normie as well, i'm honestly not sure what went wrong exactly

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stood next to a woman at the bus stop the other day, the top of her head came up to my elbow