NFL general: benglols edition

CIN:A.J. Green possibly out for season
CIN:Brandon LaFell works as starter Sunday night
CIN:Tyler Boyd plays behind LaFell Sunday night
CIN:Gio Bernard totals 52 yards, TD vs. Jaguars
CIN:A.J. Green limps off, Bengals say he is fine
HOU:Rookie Ervin works as No. 2 behind L. Miller
HOU:Fuller turns on the jets in dress rehearsal
SF:Glazer: 49ers could release Colin Kaepernick
HOU:Osweiler shreds Cards in dress rehearsal
FA:Eagles release Randle after nightmare summer
BAL:Kenneth Dixon out four weeks with torn MCL
ARZ:Palmer remains turnover machine in rehearsal

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Fuck off, Bungles.

reposting

OFFICIAL QB POWER RANKINGS

ELITE TIER

1. BRADY
2. RODGERS
3. WILSON
4. BREES


QUALITY FRANCHISE QB
5. ROETHLISBERGER
6. NEWTON
7. PALMER
8. RIVERS
9. MANNING
10. DALTON
11. LUCK

MID TIER
12. SMITH
13. STAFFORD
14. FLACCO
15. RYAN
16. COUSINS
17. CARR

LOW TIER
18. CUTLER
19. TANNEHILL
20. BRIDGEWATER
21. BORTLES
22. FITZPATRICK
23. BRADFORD
24. TAYLOR
25. OSWEILER
26. WINSTON
27. MARIOTA

MEME TIER
28. RG3
29. KEENUM
30. GABBERT

?. SIEMIAN
?. PRESCOTT

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>According to the team, Green "banged up his knee" and would be probable to play next week if it was the regular season.

>"I think I just came down on it, banged knees, but I'm fine," Green said during an in-game interview with NBC. "It sucks because I wanted to play a little bit longer.

first team looked good. they'll win the north again.

BasedTiki is far too important to be concerned with lesser trips

why?

to get the thread going

>to get the thread going to shit
ftfy

Ryan is franchise tier.

Those are fucking horrible rankings

Russell has yet to reach his final form.

no one can ever agree on any one list though, and doing it in the preseason just leads to people making claims they can't prove
wait for sneak to post his dumb team rankings and it'll get even worse

Fixed


Elite

| Rodgers / Brees
| Brady
|
| Romo
| Roethlisberger / Rivers
| Wilson
| M. Ryan
| Dalton / Stafford / Palmer
|
| Manning / R. Fitzpatrick
| Luck / A. Smith
|
| K. Cousins / Tannehill
| T. Taylor
|
| Bortles
| Cutler / Flacco
| Carr / Mariota
| Winston / Bridgewater / Osweiler / Sanchez
| Bradford / Gabbert / RG3
|
| Geno / Manziel

CFL

>6. NEWTON

fuck off

not like anybody thinks rookies are going to be elite because of preseason, chill

SEVEN DANKEST MEMES OF /NFL/

Old Bay is intelligent
Tiki is handsome
p12 is pure
BB is a girl
Sneak is a Pokemon Master
Scarletism is successful
Carrmageddon is a man

ERIN GONE NAMEFIGs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY EXHENTAI

ELITE
1-2 - Rodgers and Brady
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3 - Brees

GREAT
4-5 - Romo and Rivers
6 - Ben
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7-9 - Wilson, Luck and Palmer

VERY GOOD
10-12 - Ryan, Eli and Newton
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13-14 - Flacco, Dalton

GOOD
15-17 - Fitzpatrick, Cutler and Smeth
18-20 - Carr, Stafford and Cousins
------
21-22 - Bortles and TyGod
------

SERVICEABLE
23-24 - Winston and Mariota
25-26 - Bridgewater and Tannehill

WHERE THE FUCK IS SNEAK >:(

):

he needs to reaffirm it this year. i was high on him but he's been inconsistent for a few years now

well no duh. if everyone agreed on it, it wouldn't be fun

manning retired and romo died so there aren't as many elites

Is Goff going to be ok?

Please tell that to Cowtard fans

...

i just think it's the lowest form of discussion and never leads to anything productive being said
but fuck it preseason /nfl/ is going to be shit anyway, have at it

I have obsessively apparently

Matt Stafford is better than Matt Ryan kill yourselves you fucking faggots

fuck this image

HINT: two of these are actually true

>t. mad that the loins are going to finish 4th in the division this year

Bridgewater is elite.

www.strawpoll.me/11104822

>2. RODGERS

Tiki is handsome
?

you love ruining threads dont chu

>Old Bay is intelligent
false
>Tiki is handsome
true
>p12 is pure
false
>BB is a girl
true
>Sneak is a Pokemon Master
false
>Scarletism is successful
true
>Carrmageddon is a man
false

It's a mystery that will only be revealed if and when the browns in the superb owl.

tiki looks like ryan gosling in drive, true story

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Bears

>AJ Green possibly out for season
Nice try dipshit

silly me i should be talking about pokemon or benises

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Preseason

1. Panthers
2. Patriots
3. Seahawks
4. Cardinals
5. Steelers
6. Packers
7. Broncos
8. Bengals
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
10. Raiders
13. Texans
14. Jets
15. Colts
16. Giants
17. Ravens
18. Cowboys
19. Bills
20. Saints
21. Falcons
22. Jaguars
23. Bears
24. Lions
25. Bucs
26. Rams
27. Eagles
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. 49ers
32. Browns

>lowest form of discussion and never leads to anything productive
I think it's time to split /nfl/
>tfw discussion with p12 and shitposting feat krabs

The Eagles are going to have a winning record and go one and done in the playoff and there is nothing you can do about it

I know one who is out all season

>people complain that tripfags circlejerk each other
>anons make posts about trips

wew

so /nfc/ and /afc/? sounds good, don't know why we've never tried that

Orson Welles disagrees.

Stopped reading after 2

She's hot. Who is she?

that's high quality discussions for offseason, save them

I thought this was suppose to be bad? That's fairly reasonable.
18 for Cowboys sans Romo?
2 for Pats after suspension ends?

u should get out of this thread bitchboy

>1. Panthers
stopped reading

>1. Panthers
stopped reading there

don't lie you looked for the lions and then stopped reading

iggles = NFC Winers

If Fisher gets the fuck out already and someone who actually believes in offensive lines comes in maybe Goff could be ok.

you dont even believe that

The true ones are

>Sneak is a Pokemon Master
>Carrmageddon

I've been around to witness and ficuss Pokemon shit with him and a few others on here
Carrmageddon is hardly the attention whore

Supposedly he'll be back in 6-10 weeks, but he or the team needs to understand that 'injury prone' isnt a meme.

are they right?

...

I'm pretty sure everyone would agree Cousins is better than Tannehill.

Konata is a meme senpai. Choose someome better

Oh my god all these typos...I need to stop drinking for tonight

>CIN:A.J. Green possibly out for season
FUCK OFF YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
I JUST DRAFTED HIM
MADE ME CHECK

Yes, I can't lie

jesus thank god i didn't draft him in the first round

where did you even find that

i never realized there were so many trips on Sup Forums. /heem/ isnt like this. why is this allowed? is it just accepted that /nfl/ is basically reddit?

looks very much like a broken collarbone to me.

Guaranteed its just some Ravens fan, what else are they going to do, make quality posts?

basically

jusst tripfags sucking each others terrible predictions off

Aznmoot is taking trips away anyway so let them have their fun now

>6. Packers

they allowed the fewest yards this preseason, only 2 offensive TDs and basically everyone expects the offense to regain top 4 status

they are better than the steelers at the very least

sippin on dunkin ice

It's supposed to be reasonable but most people here just think it's bad because I made it.

he went back in

"I can throw the ball if you need me to throw the ball"

youtube.com/watch?v=BRhVpjM9z9A

This. If you want to discuss actual football, head over to /cfb/

I think its bad because you put the Pants at 1, the rest would've been fine but that is just objectively wrong.

The last decade proves Mr meme man otherwise

Either of these teams going passed 5 wins?

>3. WILSON

That was actually a dubbed voice over

when was that

Pretty much.

Probably worse when you really think about it.

As a Bengals fan, i can see Ravens getting at least 6, Cowboys? Nah lmao

>mfw my cowboys fan cousin said "oh dw we got dak now"

>The Eagles are going to have a lock of dominance over the NFC East over the next 19 years and there is nothing you, or your wife's son can do about it

vn

2009?

/nfl/ was one of the main hub generals back at the start of t he General era. Most of the Trips on Sup Forums during the years of 2008-2011 were of Soccer, Hockey, and Football origins. That's why those generals have the most trips.

Dak is going to be the best QB from this draft. Anyone who can't see this is delusional.

>not knowing this
Sometimes i wonder if Carrmageddon was right about you being the worst raidersfag

>implying fighting over oil and political positioning for more oil is fighting for the ideals of freedom and liberty

America hasn't fought a war for freedom in like 70 years

>preseason

go back to Sup Forums retard

Any predictions for Seahawks?
>Graham 'healthy'
>Rawls starting week 1
>consistent receivers
>OL getting better
>Wilson reaching his final form

14-2 would be ok?

how mad will Sup Forums be if Dak lights it up and the romo injury is a blessing in disguise?

Brees should be above Rodgers...and Wilson is not elite.

I just can't wait till his first regular season game where he goes 15/31 with 180 yards and 2 INTs

maybe the shitposting will stop

>implying a chicken in every pot and car on every garage isn't what Americans mean when they say freedom and liberty

Gotta keep them prices low to preserve the American way of life

>tfw Romo leads the Eagles to their first owl win

>implying he has the time in the pocket to throw 2 INTs against the 9 fingered QB fucker

I wouldn't even be mad

>dominance over the NFC East over the next 19 years
>will still have 0 superb owl

also who is the pole hole?

>and Wilson is not elite.

Every general has a gimmick, letting people get away with tripping is ours.