gettin' one for da land edition
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She looks like she might've
Wood NOT berry tbqchwy
Royals
Please just roll over and die Chicago
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jash probably porked her good
Jays
>implying anyone can stop us
Carlos Ruiz looks like he would be cast as some scary cartel guy with a chainsaw in some shitty action movie
not a chance kike, we're taking as much of comedy central as we can down with us
perez seems a little too close to the mantis
She's had way more than one for da land if you know what I mean tbqhwyf
We can all agree the balls have been altered this year to increase scoring right?
salvador perez had sex with the mantis
I wonder who could have possibly altered them
A trustworthy smile
Your 2016 world series mvp
sure thing edgelord
Looks like a fatter version of Lindsay Lohan. I'd hit it but feel guilty afterwards.
>I'd hit it
You deserve the syphilis you'd get
How will the pirates lose the WC game this year?
m.youtube.com
They gon git dat Crawdaddy dick again tbhfam
Corkgate??????
im not a scientist but wouldn't increasing the size of the cork core or the rubber encasing the core be the way to do it? what would make for better rebound? more cork core or rubber?
i have more edges than iceroad truckers.
jewfag isn't making the playoffs and is barely more competent than robin ventura
that gay ass mantis isn't going anywhere either and someone needs to lean over the dugout and spray that fucker with one of those Raid cans with the long stream
Josh? Is that you? I bet it is.
Lol Cole is gonna face Fernández or MartÃnez.
Ive been thinking
Is it more advantageous to be the second wildcard seed
Only 1 home team has won a wild card game and it took the a massive come back to do so.
>A'ss
sshhhh, calm down
Here..This will relax you
>barely more competent than robin ventura
this man asks to borrow your phone to call his dead wife
what do you do?
im not going to defend that idiot, they're both shitty at their job. brad just folded a shirt instead of starting a fight and getting his ass kicked.
For the remainder of the season this needs to be played on a loop for the entirety of each sox home game at Guaranteed Rate Field...then robin, hahn,kenny all fired, and some donald sterling-tier dirt is put on jerry so he loses the team.
>why are you calling your wife if she's dead, jash.................?
Somehow this looks like porn. Gib sauce, I need to validate this theory so I don't accidently fap to it.
>white sox sppil non division foes hopes (marlins, mariners, etc)
>then proceed to roll over for their division foes
The only way the sox are playing spoiler in the central is by giving every team in it a disproportionate amount of wins down the stretch
some twitch slag
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Angel Pagan looks like he'd be cast in a soft-core after hours Cinemax movie as the sleazy masseuse who hooks up with the guy's wife
Who can stop us?
No one needs to, you'll stop yourselves.
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About one month left and 20 vs the ALC
Who can stop us from giving automatic wins to everybody and really fucking up the races?
Was watching the giants-braves series and this is exactly what I thought when he came up to bat
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what did he mean by this?
has dg been deported yet?
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YOU JUST KNOW
Yeah, okay... thanks. But is it porn or not?
nah
Really gets the ol' gears turning
Never.
>a dodger fan starts yelling "LA MIGRA!!! LA MIGRA!!!"
>90% of the stadium starts scattering to the exits not covered by the INS raid
>DG tries to get up and flee, but he cannot, his fatness has him stuck in the chair
>but as INS personnel fail attempt after attempt to remove him, he has realized he has beat the system in another way...
he's forever stuck in that seat in LA. he settled out of court on his "obesity accommodations"lawsuit in addition to not being deported, to be given unlimited dodger dogs and wifi so he can continue to post on here and fangraphs.
I'd trust this man with my life
Chase Utley looks like he'd be cast as the son about to take over his father's multi billion dollar estate in the South after his father died under suspicious circumstances, in a movie based on a John Grisham novel
Josh Donaldson looks like he uses steroids
Mike Trout looks like he uses steroids
What is this meme
You're a faggot bro
Autists think it's funny to spam Jash Danalson. It really isn't tho
You know who else has bouts of uncontrollable rage
Josh Donaldson
Go to bed, Josh
i went to a game with my gf once and josh donaldson winked at her on his way back into the locker room
how long until trout and stanton become yankees?
1 more season? 2?
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Explain this then faggot
who could blame him with Jackie though?
What went wrong?
One good player can't carry a team. (see: Natty Mike Trout)
Roids confirmed
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John
knee
old/fat
wasted talent
wasted talent
wasted talent
le 28 ERA man
literally who
When will the whos trade sale?
I'm not even lanky, 6' 4", almost 200 lbs, and Trout's bull neck is literally thiccer than my thigh
Wasn't trOUT the final out of all his playoff games loses?
Stop. She's not good looking
t. Lander
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Never if their current trends keep up. They'll just buy more FA's this offseason and once again say, "OH SHIT WE GOT 'so and so' WE EERIES NOW!"
I'm Ken Harrelson and I approved this message.
But imagine all the puns
fat/10
>might drunk fuck, but would be ashamed and regret it and ignore her texts and calls until she gave up.
>yfw we sign Arod
I might legitimately commit suicide at that point. No lie.
I wonder if the team followed the batting order
desu I'd only do it if I were lead off or maybe second
He looks like a person with developmental delay
They won't sign him, but they'll take a shot at some high profile guys, maybe in the rotation this time.
>6'4"
>almost 200
>not lanky
>Trumbo has 40 HRs with 35 days left in the season
do you think he'll join the 50-homer club? (Not that it's especially impressive anymore, just >muh round numbers)
Well I never thought they would have signed Manny or Youk or Rollins or Samardzija or so on but always gets his man man always gets his man
Fucking KW
maybe he just ran into pitchers who also were avid fishermen
>all those washed-up vet signings
don't forget Andruw
Furio was the best character on that show
The U-23 World Cup will somehow exclude such nations as the U.S., Cuba, D.R. and Canada and will include such nations as Austria, Nicaragua and South Africa.
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rays desu
How could I forget? I still remember the day he hit his 400th.
Jash Danalson
Mike Trout
Josh Donaldson
Mookie Betts
Who is most likely to be named AL MVP?
>Mike Trout
I'm onto you...
Trout leads everyone in WAR, almost 1 whole WAR over Mookie. just saiyan, as a Sox fan
oh wait, you're a laff, so naturally you'd go for Donaldson.
Trout errored twice in the Angels Jays series