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I Vow to Thee edition.

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IT'S A DAMN GOOD DAY TO BE A WHITE DUDE

'cider

HATE the left

>bite into apple
>teeth hurts because its cold
ah yes

america was a mistake

charli desu

>tfw the closest thing to a talent you were born with was the ability to memorise maths formulas fairly well

what should i do at work tomorrow while i'm supposed to be working?

t. zoolander

Where do I watch the superbowl so that I can see the adverts? heard BBC won't show them

I cannot stand how liberals see real life through the prism of fiction

Absolutely ideological

If you're an incel it's practically impossible not to feel at least some level of anger, hate, bitterness and resentment. Personally I have EVERY right to feel ALL those emotions after what I've been through, it isn't humanly possible to live the life I've lived and just smile and accept it. Sexual happiness is one of the greatest forms of happiness that any human being can possibly experience in life, so it stands to perfect reason that anyone who WANTS sex, yet can't get it (or at least not for free), can't enjoy it or both (like myself) is to some degree unhappy in their life.

We're already 10% into 2017 lads

Really makes you think

shit yourself

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CNN stream from Sup Forums

BBC cuts to commentary from that lanky fucker who used to be on Newsround and the F1

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so do people actually watch the superbowl

have you no work?

>WAAAHHHHHH, I HAVE DIAGNOSED ''''''''DEPRESSION'''''''
>'Please help me, r/mentalhealth!'
>'I'm ''''''''addicted'''''''' to these drugs, I just can't seem to stop....'

Protip: You aren't fooling anyone.

ACCELERATE

beyonce has to be a meme, not only is she not particularly attractive but her music is dull and tedious even by pop standards

What's your personal indicator of a beta male?

People who are balding immediately become betas to me. As are men with feminine voices.

does this mean beyonce will die

great tune

Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.

doing a cide' then a 'cide

text your gf

tattoos
ear/nose piercings
big stupid glasses

Hanging is for retards and 17th century traitors

Charcoal is objectively the comfiest suicide

Alri?! Just found this in my room

>Where do I watch the superbowl so that I can see the adverts?

Biggest runt post of 2017 thus far.

>Go to French and German generals
>remind them how superior we are to them
>watch the butthurt roll in

>2020 is literally round the corner

Its going too fast

6 weeks to write my dissertation

>i watch the superbowl and im not a yank
>i watch the superbowl and im a yank

20% of work have the day booked off tomorrow because of yank football. madness.

did the man throw the egg?

Reminder that behind the ads there's an actual game of worth

It's like they put their name down on the advanced booking list for the gas chambers. Very convenient if you ask me.

Why are men who love in cities ponces, lads?

>tfw always been talented at maths since I was child
>tfw studied a-level maths from a textbook and got an A in it when I was 16

Looking forward to when we get the UK nfl franchise and they start remembering us when it comes to timezones for the superbowl

are you fucking kidding me? were you too poor to play rugby growing up or something? christ alive the state of british yankophiles

>Hang yourself, you will regret it
not true

already done 90% of it, feels good

get a move on

Reminder that you've been yank'd by normies and deserve euthanasia

them euro superbowl threads are so comfy every year

I played rugby every year I was in full time education

Yankball is still watchable as long as you make peace with the ads

BUZZING lads
mama we made it

lots of hangings have evidence that the person tried to escape the noose, deep scratches on the neck etc

Haha yesss lads. Had my interview for an unspecified health care profession the other day. The panel was made up of three women and I had them absolutely QUIMMING.

They must've laughed about ten times (very unprofessional desu) at my boyish observations and by the end of the interview, they were all looking longingly into my eyes.

Needless to say, I got the job. Hmmm yes....

ah yes truly a great sport

haha

I still don't have a job

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I'm too old to be staying up til 4am to watch the Owl

honestly feel bad that people like you are becoming more and more popular

>tfw 1 day left of my Sup Forums ban

that's just the unconscious body spazzing out

By 2020 there will be an NFL team based in London

Better to jump on that bandwagon early

Stop doing drugs.
Stop drinking energy drinks.
Stop jerking off daily.
Stop eating so much fast food and takeout.
Stop visiting websites which make you angry, sad, or depressed.
Stop using "like, uhh, umm" or other filler words when you talk.
Stop slouching in your chair.
Stop looking at the ground when you walk around.
Stop wearing underwear more than one day in a row.
Stop compulsively reaching for your phone whenever you have a moment of unoccupied time.
Start eating more fruits and vegetables.
Start drinking more water every day.
Start spending time on a creative hobby like art or music for mental wellbeing.
Start moisturizing your skin.
Start reading quality literature.
Start taking vitamins (Omega 3, Vitamin D, Zinc, Greens)
Start brushing your teeth twice per day.

was it for posting half time slags? i got one at the weekend for that fs.

fantastic gimmick
fantastic posts

Deanoball

Gay sex is literally more masculine then regular sex

formulae*

American football is GOAT when Sky Sports sometimes repeat games but cut out all the stoppages

canada will never have NFL franchises luckily

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gridiron would be really good if it wasn't invented by ad-mericans

it was first played in canada and i still fucking hate the sport, rugby is better in every conceivable way

would rather kill myself than stop drinking energy drinks

>le sportsball xD
shouldn't you be sniffing seats?

And this is why yanks love college football

Unlike uni varsity sports, it's basically top professional level but cuts out all the ads and shit

alri liddos the superb owl starts in a couple hours and there's two options

i can watch it alone in my hotel room or go to one of my cousin's employees places to watch
it's gonna be a bunch of normies that i don't know

wat do?

american football doesn't have a lot of extended periods of running does it?

it's more like sprints

wubba dubba dubba that true?

Alone in a hotel room is comfy as f u c c

What is actually known about gook moot?

>tfw you will never comfortably develop your sexual skills with your non-judgemental equally inexperienced teenaged gf

Not even allocating the space in my brain for this absolute drivel.

His ancestors moved from Sunderland to Venice in about 1800, then settling in Trieste, Milan and Florence. During World War II William Nino Rogers decided to come back to England. Upon moving to England, Richard Rogers went to St Johns School, Leatherhead. He was called stupid because he could not read or memorize his school work and was always at the bottom of his class,[2] and as a consequence he became very depressed.[2] He wasn't able to read until the age of 11,[3] and it was not until after he had his first child that he realised that he was dyslexic.[2] After leaving St Johns School, he undertook a foundation course at Epsom School of Art[4] (now University for the Creative Arts) before attending the Architectural Association School of Architecture in London, where he gained the Architectural Association's Diploma (AA Dipl) from 1954 until 1959, subsequently graduating with a master's degree (M Arch) from the Yale School of Architecture in 1962 on a Fulbright Scholarship.[2][5] While studying at Yale, Rogers met fellow architecture student Norman Foster and planning student Su Brumwell

>He doesn't take at least a moderate interest in all big sports

what's the point? you're supposed to have your primary sport with your local team and then watch the comfy games from all the others

canada is america

>one of my cousin's employees places
what a tenuous connection to somebody

sports are boring to watch and I'd much rather play them myself

>have FOX but don't have FOX sports
>both are broadcasting the superb owl separately
hmmmm

canada is the healthy mirror image of america

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who /never had a job/ here

Howling seeing these heterosexuals being attracted to 10 layers of make up and literally just boobs and ass on a stick. They don't even look human anymore. Weird combination of noncing and ridiculous features.

What phone are you using these days lads?

how come yanks take high school and college sports so seriously that they're actually quite high level but here if you're young and talented you'll be in a teams academy

>tfw to intelligent to watch other people play physical sports

well my cousins will be there too

they own the bar she works at

how old are you lad
just plain embarrassing

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Absolute insatiable hunger for Russian pussy rn.

F1 is the only true sport. Everything else is just a game.

me

nobody wants to pretend to be a reference for me so it just gets harder as the years go by

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SILLY YANK LOVING CUNTS REEEEEE