/hoc/

hockey thread for hockey enthusiasts

1st for anime

am I the only sad to see these uniforms gone for good

Yes. Thank fuck theyre gone. Pittsburgh teams wear Pittsburgh gold, not "vegas gold" and the new ones look infinitely better anyway

t. Pings fan

>am I the only underage kid from rebbit?
Yes

Why is everything always reddit with you
dunno man, when I see them I'll always think Crosby and Malkin and 2 stanley cups. They bring good feelings for me

hey guys

-James

Because you're a 14 yo kid

Sure it'll have some nostalgia attached to it, but it's still not a good looking uniform. New one is better. And if they bring back the primary gold/yellow alternate sweater at some point muh dick will eternally rise
Hello

-Richard

>cows and pigs in the first post
What did he man by this? I do not follow ice canes.

hi Richard. are you well?

-James

>Fun with Dick and James

where is tom

I'm doing very well right now, life is good. I hope things are good for you too James

-Richard

It's a bit chilly out

[i]All the best to you and yours[/i]

-Kent

thank you for responding, Richard. it's early but i'm hoping not to catch a case of the Mondays!

-James

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY

Kent, please take your christmas lights down. it's august.

well wishes
-James

Your replies are appreciated as well.
Ah the Mondays, hopefully it will go by fast. I'm wishing you the best then friend.

-Richard

Fuck off, Kent.

-Marty

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>Norge

One day I'll dig up the entire cds of clipart I got and bring out all the memes.

One day.

Good morning
-Norge

Decent thread

Yeah but ö=oe, and ä=ae(æ)
This post is for swede from last thread

Lovely sunny day here in Finland

T. Pekka

Normally, yes.

>Olli Maeaettae
kek

Please don't do this because this

Is this a new meme in the making?

>Kaerpaet Oulu

Froelunda

Hallo, comrades. Is this hockey autism thread resurrected after the summer vocation?

I tried to watch ice hockey once but i couldn't even see the puck. How big must a tv be to guarantee visual inspection of the puck?

Hockey is for rich kids, comrade. Get a job.

Long story short.

Watch the players not the puck.

Aessaet

Bjoerkloeven

That only works with slap shots.

When someone fucks around behind the back of the goal and passes to someone in the slot who scores w a backhand, it's usually way easier to watch for hands raised in celebration of a goal

Juha Jaeskaeae

Execute all Finns.

Honestly, I can just see (during regular play) by the way the players move where the puck is going.

Of course this goes out the window when the players themselves lose sight of the puck.

Then it's a guessing game.

rude

t. finn

Hey sweden
Does tv4 show any SHL games this season?
They showed all the final games last season

Nah, regular season will be on Cmore. And parts of the playoffs on tv4

I enjoy the hockies

These jerseys/logos are awful and have been a pain in my ass for almost 10 goddamn awful seasons

You need this jersey back
And Hossa

You're goddamn right

"Countries" that watch this spoort are a joke

Your entire country make a huge deal over a movie being shot locally

Your currency has the faces of the actors from said movie

>"countries"

Using ä=ae and ö=oe is both right and wrong. In pratical use it looks like shit but when there is a real need to be precise it can be used. My middle name is Väinö and in my passport's 'official code', or what ever it is, it's spelled Vaeinoe.

Anyone else here think Timothy Liljegren, Kristain Vesalainen and Eeli Tolvanen are going to make the CHL btfo next draft again?

Urho Vaakanainen also

samefag

my stomach hurts because i drank too much

-Pete

i drank because it hurts too much

- Jeremy

shut up

Trash man is too loud and woke me up. Will I ever get back to sleep?

-Ted

>Tfw hockey soon

You think the players will treat the Buttman cup like a preseason?

Had to take my wife's son to the bus stop

-Randy

Leaving to the gym soon. It's chest/bicep day.

-Antero

Korpi's new helmet.

also
>rags

Go Oilers!

- Alfred Harrison-Hopkins

shit goalie shit team shit mask

have a good one
-Arthur

About to head outside

Terveisin, Jussi from Kuusamo

OFFICIAL 2017 NHL ENTRY DRAFT POWER RANKINGS

1. EDM: LW Eeli Tolvanen
2. EDM (via NYR): LW Kristian Vesalainen
3. CAR: D Urho Vaakanainen
4. TOR: C Nolan Bustrick

...

187. LVK: D Timothy Liljegren

2017 draft is a year away and the 100% accurate prediction has already been made.

Finland?

More like FUNLand!! :333

why?

-dan

Jokinen is that you?

Thinking about calling town hall about the trash men being too loud every monday and waking me up in the morning yelling and throwing the garbage cans around like a pack of wild animals.

All the best
-Ted

About to go shopping for new clothes

Puss och kram
-Sven

why dont you get a fucking job so youll just be up then you basement dweller

About to end my life

- Juha

His cousin Eeli Trettonen is better

About to be irrelevant and raped by muslims for the next 20 years
- Aksel

Kek, poor Norge.

About to take a smelly poop at wallmart aisle 3

- Jamal

Puljujärvi will win the Calder

Yours truly
- Timothy

i missed u guys

Who /hockeyenthusiast/ here?

Why are we namefagging

-the real Tom

Who cares, they're taking care of your garbage

Who can stop this man from winning the calder?

For ten minutes i have been thinking what's the answer to this question but i can't come up with anything

A Kneelander will win it.

>swedish girl
KEK. no

Good morning

-Mike

>mfw I understood that joke

Who /in lecture/ here?

Also, can a swede confirm that the Meshuggah song 'Stengah' is a wordplay on the swedish word stänga?

haha

/office/ here la

discuss the most patrician game-watching snaks so everyone can stock up in time for hokkey

-cheese & crackers (no cheddar)

Beer and rye bread

Publix

good morning, Mike

-James

Tendies and Guinness

Hi Tom

-Jussi

Wanking my cock rn

Cheers
-Jack