WHY DON'T YOU KIDS LIKE THE KISS?

WHY DON'T YOU KIDS LIKE THE KISS?

because they are incapable of creating good music

/thread

SO HOL UP HOL UP
*counts shekels*
SO U BE SAYIN
*changes lineup*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*releases kiss condoms*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*spits flames*
U BE SAYIN
*wags tongue*
HOL UP HOL UP
*releases kiss flip-flops*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*gets sued*
SO U BE SAYIN
*makes the horn sign*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*starts a feud*
WE WUZ
*counts shekels*
FINNA WE WUZ
*blames the internet*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE WUZ
*counts shekels frenetically*
SO WE WUZ
*releases kiss g-strings*
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
*releases kiss videogame*
SOM FINNA
*releases kiss beer*
SO WE WUZ
*releases kiss dildos*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*counts shekels obsessively*
AYYYOO WE WUZ ROCKSTARZ AN' SHIET?

Because kids these days wouldn't know real music if it slapped them in the face. Rock on brother and keep fighting the good fight

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Because if you take away the face paint, the outlandish costumes and huge stage show they're just George Thorogood and The Delaware Destroyers.

Except not quite as good.

Kiss Alive I is a fun record. Most everything else they've done is a giant steaming pile of poo.

>liking the 21 pilots of that generation

lol

1. they're grandpa rock
2. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley voted for Trump

Ted Nugent may be the single biggest douche on the planet. Stranglehold is still a jam.

>Stranglehold

a great song...about crushing a woman's face

Actually it's about choking the life out of her. I said he was a douche, whataya want from me?

I know...not ripping on you-

...but


You ran that night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold baby
And then I crushed your face

I'm not a kid, but KISS fucking suck. I think they're mostly a nostalgia trip for guys in their 50s.

>elder statesmen that voted for based Trump
wtf I love Kiss now

>2. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley voted for Trump
That's to their credit, but KISS is awful.

Have you noticed how the people who hate Kiss usually have anti-semantic tendencies? hmmm

>anti-semantic
wew lad, I know you might hate me asking this but what does that word mean?

This joke is confused. If an old guy is making the post trying to get us into his music then surely he would be familiar with KISS and he wouldn't call them "The KISS". If he were referring to a current artist he'd say something like "The Death Grips" or "The Animal Collective" because he doesn't know better.

two jews voted for trump... funny

>"but that's what being a rock star is. Being an obnoxious money-grubbing Jewish caricature while wearing face paint. I've fucked so many women, you totally can tell I'm a cool guy and not basically Artie Ziff from the Simpsons"

-Gene Simmons probably

They're the worst band on earth. A band led by a whiny butthurt Jew who cares more about money than anything else and got famous for their image and not their music.

I'll say it, I was the biggest Kiss fan when i was in sixth grade