Friendly reminder that this is happening next month and Canada is going to get cucked on home ice

Friendly reminder that this is happening next month and Canada is going to get cucked on home ice

are we sending nhl players?

literally all players (apart from like 5 from the russian) for all 8 teams are from the nhl.

Unfriendly reminder. Canada is going to remind the world whose game it is.

implying the >usa is even silver tier in furpuck.

kys

>furpuck

...

What is this?

your day of reckoning is coming, soon.

>be brazilian
>get fifa world cup
>get summer memelympics
>get NO hockey world cup
WHY LIVE

>be hue
>be living in favela
>hoping government will give me some money for food
>government decides to spend money on wc and olympics
>accept the decision because futball is life
>get raped by germany
>entire nation cries for days
>still no food but olympics are coming
>olympics end and feel proud that no major incidents happen
>entire two weeks are BTFO in a 10min preview from based japan
>still no food
>still living in favela
literally. why live?

Is this how you live in Canada?

Just bow down and lick the boots of our masters. They own us. Face it. A LEAF owns us

Is the logo a box of tissues?

lol this entire cup is a fucking meme competition.
Bettman only made this to have a reason to skip the Olympics in 2018.
It's played under NHL rules and you'll have to bet that this competition will be rigged as fuck.
The teams consist of USA, Canada, Sweden, Binland, Russia, Czech Republic and two meme teams consisting of everyone good that doesn't fit into those 6 teams because of country or age.
Bettman is just trying to piss everyone off just like usual and pander to the executives.

Nope, is one of those giant lollipops.

Team NA will be playing in the gold medal game.

Cap it.

Wait
What?

team na vs team eu for the champions hip.

Finland wins because spurdo power

its time to find out who really owns hockey

I thought it was that commissioner
Why would anyone give a fuck about such an obvious money-grab?

>Canada gets TWO teams
>both shit the bed
I can see it now.

I hate how in all the commercials for this there is no mention of the NA teams.

the U23 team is a mix of Canadians and Americans

Anyone who plays furpuck is a Canadian and should be deported immediately

I think it's mostly Canadians though.

...

>be team canada
>struggle to beat medipak most international games
>create a tournament without them
really makes one ponder

American team is full of grinders and coached by John Tortorella, wouldn't be surprised if they finish in last place lol.

I think those kids are going to turn heads. No pressure, no expectations, good coaching and depth. I put them above the Russians, and team USA.

I meant what with the Team North America?

its a u23 team of burgers and leafs.

But why?
Who signed off on this?
Couldn't they have gotten another team?

>But why?
Money. A team with Canadians and Americans will have higher ticket prices than Slovakia or someone else
>Who signed off on this?
((()))
>Couldn't they have gotten another team?
Yes.