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Happy birthday Rakesh.

Alpha AF tbqh

neurons are firing again

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Why are Indians so fucking creepy and weird

Seriously

Most autistic race on earth

good edition

may life bring you joy and happiness, Rakesh :)

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>Most autistic race on earth
Nah, that would be the Germans.

Happy birthay Rakesh

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Literally no difference

I sort of just want there to be chaos and war again, so little happens now

>Earth should be a wonderful, peaceful place with no evil. God is not very nice because he lets bad things happen! The world should be totally peaceful and conform to my incredibly specific and selfish human desires.

No. A quick way to test this silly assertion is that if ours was a sinless world containing nothing but peace and virtue, there would be absolutely nothing to strive for or struggle against, how could there be any conception of virtue? How could one choose to strive agaisnt evil if there is nothing to strive against? How could one better oneself in the eyes of God when being good and virtuous was the standard and effortless mode of life? Furthermore there would be no dichotomy between what is good and what is evil.

No yin to your yang nawmsayin nigga?

Very excited about Mobile Strike, H&R Block with Watson, and Skittles lads

The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

>German
>race

>don't see how that's fun, just seems like a pointless effort
>it's just vanity driving bodybuilders.
>all gyms need to be shut down

need a bf

You're a true American lad

any 'acey 'ker man in

Tell me EVERYTHING you know about this year's SUPERBOWL

Prove me wrong though

Would happily put every bodybuilder up against the wall

Indian isn't a race, it's a nationality.

a falcon will win and the owl will be pissed

Lady Gaga is doing the half time show

HOW can white boys even compete???

An omnipotent god would be able to conceive of and create such a reality

The Plantinga Free Will defense is weak and does not hold up to intellectual scrutiny

*fat shames you*

>Reaching peak physical performance is runtish

Fuck off skinnyfat prick, the greatest minds on earth, for example Plato, have placed great emphasis on tending to both body and mind. Reaching my peak physicality is a goal I have yet to truly embark on.

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Harmanjeet Srivanisprinderdhuku

>saudi arabia has the second highest population of indians outside of india
why
>malaysia is third
what the fuck

Oh loved her song "Pokerface"
>ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-can't read my
>POKERFACE
>ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-can't read my
>POKERFACE

id honestly just say not to bother arguing with him about sports. he does not get it at all and clearly lacks any sort of experience with which he can draw off of. just say OK whenever he has one of his spastic theories

The irish man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of connemara, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our holy, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The irish man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The irish penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the irish man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent irish seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the irish man impregnates.

In total, the irish man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the irish man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

Is it any good lads

i just don't get the issue with people being healthy, strong and attractive

it's bringing out annoying normies and i can guarentee surry hills fuckwits are gonnabe pretending to be american and watching it

dont talk to strangers, cause they're only there to do you harm

I sort of just look at them in disgust, you dont see a gorilla as dominant but at least a gorilla will attack you from the front alone, a black man your size will not do so.

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>Patriots = rorkes
>falcons = rasheeds

why is the world like this

The fuck is Busch?

It actually is desu, worth a buy.

I'm generally a yankboo in regards to a lot of things but i fucking despise the superbowl

Dunno why I come here lol

You lads are fucking whiny faggots

Everything's negative

The author died alone and without friends

tfw no trap gf

>>saudi arabia has the second highest population of indians outside of india
>why
slave labourers

>>malaysia is third
indians have a long history (as in dating back to prehistory) of migrating eastward

found the examples outdated as fuck but the general principles are good

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watching SNL because the 'aifu is hosted it

american humour is fucking awful desu

shall break the next arse cherry i see

You don't have to do sport or go to a gym to do any of those things.

Literally just eat healthily. Fuck it's not that hard.

Can't stand the mentality of gym goers.

*slips on leggings*
well hellllloooooooooooooo
*does a pouty*

Very excited about Busch, American Petroleum Institute, and Godaddy lads

Jesus Christ I thought people exaggerated about how many adverts were in yankball

They just go to them at random times I thought it was just at halftime

need a gf

actually I'd settle for a bf at this point

I just need companionship

one night stands with slags from the pub aren't cutting it

>Literally just eat healthily
absolute bollocks
you think you will be healthy and strong if you leave you body to atrophy and never use it?

>I thought it was just at halftime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Take the fucking stick out of your Arse you little whiny autistic fucking cunt. Shut the fuck up. No one cares. I could snap your mangey little neck like a fucking twig you woman. You little bitch. Fuck up, no one wants to hear you drone on.

Is Lady Gaga going to make some pro-refugee bullshit during the superbowl halftime show?

me top row second from left

bit drunk

yeah m8 sedentary lifestyle with a healthy diet will get you nice and strong

They show ads out of halftime? what happens to the game then? do they just stop in the middle of the pitch and wait for the ads to finish?

might suck a cock lads

you won't develop strength, cardiovascular endurance, hand eye coordination balance etc etc just by eating healthy it wull require some participation in sports/excercise

why do aussies have such an aversion to building upwards? Im looking at the older, inner parts of sydney and melbourne and all the heritage brick buildings on the high streets are 2 stories tall

Edgy.

Do any of you have fish tanks? What fish do you have and what would you recommend for a coldwater tank?

*raises paw*

american footbla no bueno have t pee immediately!

*strokes your arm*

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fuck racists

bit horny as well. might have a wank to some porn before I sleep

examples

Of course

I'm gonna turn it off so she doesn't get ratings and go get a pizza then turn it back on once it's time for the second half to kick off

want too drop out of college

I'm probably going to get kicked out anyway

I have to do this meeting about my attendance soon

I also needed to have handed in my course work a week ago and I still haven't finished it

Don't know what to do, doubt I will be able to get a job without it but I hate it so much

why do you want to be strong? just live a normal lifestyle, go out walking and stay active etc

0/10 post

again, i'm not saying be sedentary

even then though i'd prefer that over spending time in a gym just for social brownie points

Hot Goss: Our girl Lady Gaga (Real Name Stephanie Gugenheim) is DESPERATE to break back into the A++ pop idol tier (e.g. Katy Perry etc.) and she's willing to do ANYTHING and ANYONE to do it! So don't be surprised if we see the most CONTROVERSIAL SuperBowl halftime show since Justin Timbalake and Whitney Houston! This is Mike D'Tractor from Hollywood's Hottest Goss, signing off.

would unironically shag an unwiped bumhole

>college
Get him, Janno.

Corporate droogs

>want too
yeah you probably should

i can't really wank when I'm drunk

#weaccept

ought to have the yank tories enraged

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desu they're just trying to market well

look at bradns like nike, they're hopped on the SJW train pretty hard sponsoring transgender cyclists, fat girls in excercise gear, dropping manny pacquiao for his outlandish comments on gays

rings pretty hollow really

Anyone else think its wrong that IQ and higher education are negatively correlated with fertility?

The next generation will, to an even larger extent, be descended from the intellectually stunted underclass.

KISS
THE
ROO

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get lost, losers

honestly suprised by the amount of yankboos ITT american football is barely a sport it's just convicts running for 30 seconds and then 10 minutes of advertisments wtf

can just play vidya for that lad

why am I wasting my time on here talking to myself

you literally said you don't have to play a sport or go to a gym to do any of those things

so unless the person plows a field by hand during the day or is an unskilled labourer who carries materials around, you are basically sedentary

Hatbait

>thanks for hanging out with me user!