/brit/

The King is dead, long live The Queen edition
youtube.com/watch?v=UgpQaKIxJtQ

logic is the only king I need

hate editions that make me read or watch something or think too hard

God I hate being a paki

I pity plebs who can't appreciate the spectral richness in the FLAC format

long live the republic

Used to love shitposting in /britpol/, heard it's full of tripfags now.

Red pill me on kettle bells

foy

You could be Irish

Watch your back, kid

trying out a new technology lads
can't really talk about it, all very hush hush, but I can tell you it will revolutionise gimmicks, FOREVER

september is the best birth month desu

>perfect weather
>one of the oldest in the class
>statistically most likely to live to 100

i always thought i was 5 foot 11 but my mate who is slightly shorter than me insisted he was 5 foot 11 so i measured myself and i'm actually 6 foot ahahah manlets BTFO

really would like a nice bf

It's worse than /brit/, just a "chat room" and really fuck all to do with politics.

Also likely that your folks did it on NYE

i always thought i was 5 foot 11 but my mate who is slightly shorter than me insisted he was 5 foot 11 so i measured myself and i'm actually 6'9 ahahah manlets BTFO

business idea: train professional pintmen and rent them out to pubs across britain

/britpol/ is the pinnacle of class cuckoldry

>like why do you base your identity around being a homosexual that wears feminine clothing and lives in a gay village and gets fucked up the arse every weekend in gay club bathrooms?

I didn't even mention that and yet you can read me like a book

Lazy cunt
>the result of your parents downing a few too many glasses of wine on Christmas
Think I'd off myself if I was born in september tbqh

>It's worse than /brit/
That's hard to believe.

losing on fifa again
why do i play this game

regret studying computer science but at the same time i can't think of anything else i could have done that i would be good at

used to be really into computers and stuff but completely lost interest the past few years

who else /regretting their subject choice/ here?

Sideboob

so depressed that the girl from the tinder date isnt interested in me.


thought we had a great time

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doing a big think

What are your fond memories of 9/11?

God is omnipotent therefore it is because of him that it goes on because he could put a stop to it if he wanted to

The fact that God allows suffering to exist is proof that he is not good

Ergo God is unimaginably cruel (assuming he exists despite there being no evidence that he does)

delete this post mate

>8:30
I was watching the joe rogan podcast with Alex Jones, a cup of tea and some biccies. Nearly fell asleep. Nice and warm and content in bed. Comfy.

>11:00
Decided not to sleep but instead sniff a wee disco bickie and dance about the gaff like a spastic, out of boredom really

>00:30
Wired. Listening to trance.

>being old enough to remember 9/11
fuck off gramps

on the ol' 'pikchat lads.
watching some camslags

my mom asked me to stop laughing at the people falling from the towers.

show some fucking respect

The moment when thermite explosions were used to make the building collapse

>b-but you don't know me
Shut the fuck up you mong. You don't do anything in life meaning you have all the time in the world to lose weight. Don't give me shit about "wasting food", that's just being a greedy cunt.

The terrorists really had all angles covered

Loved the bit where people started jumping out, I'd never seen anything like it at the time, it was exciting but disturbing.

ah yes christmas falls in mid december

fuck off

:30
>I was watching the joe rogan podcast with Alex Jones, a cup of tea and some biccies. Nearly fell asleep. Nice and warm and content in bed. Comfy.

>super bowl is a blowout

lol get fucked normies

watching george bush pretend to be surprised

was on holiday in barbados

when I realised it was a saudi plan which in its turn was a zionist plan

howling

I'm a good catholic

friend of mine's birthday is on it

always helps me remember it

hmm okay you're a bit upset, go fuck yourself then come back to me when you've taken the dildo out of your arse, okay? ta

Thoughts on the podcast? the bit where he said we ARE the dimensions really got me thinking.

i was born in may 1995 and remember 9/11 quite well watching the news when i got home from school

couldn't find the right one

really need to sort out my 'dora directory

haha same

Alfa Romeo is coming to the States lads!

have become a handegg expert in the last 20 minutes, dont think the patriots can recover from this

When the Yanks on the news started screaming "ERMAHGERD" when people were literally throwing themselves out of the 101st floor windows and splatting on the ground

was born sept 1997 and i dont remember 9/11 at all

underage out

fond memories haha

>tfw at uni in the dorms when this happened
>whole dorm was quiet

It was spooky

thought something would happen to me

I thought it was the best one in ages. Alex Jones can go off on a tangent however and joe makes for a good grounding force. A lot of crazy shut discussed but interesting.

It's sweeeeet

Who here /1999/

>fat cunt gets oversensitive about his weight
Ahh yes. Another waste of oxygen. Don't you have some dinner you don't want to "waste"? :^)

Literally never heard of Michelob ultra.

They're just making stuff up now right

>Two years from now it will be okay for children born in 2001 to post here

Chilling.

I think the nighttime is really comfy.
Do you enjoy the night /brit/?

Alrite?

cant believe its nearly 2020 desu

Who 1957 here?

not really. it's 2 years away

Utterly astonished at the nick of these fenian posters.

They appear to have synthesized a personality from multiple posters that have insulted and humiliated them in /brit/ and various other generals. Now they're attempting to dox this figment of their imagination.

How insecure do you have to be about your country to actively compile information on everybody that calls you a bogtrotter or a taig?

Truly a terrifying insight into how tarriers spend their spare time.

These reprobates appear to be the same two that appear in every /scot/ thread without fail bleating about some make-believe hibernian invasion of Scotland in the dark ages. Absolute freaks.

I'm going to try and magically quote my own post without even seeing what number the catalogue is up to

GO GO ABO MAGIC

I was born on Friday, 7 February 1999 and I vividly remember the events of nine eleven

so sad that the tinder girl didnt enjoy our date

Everyone does. It's alluring. Why do you think the nazis held marches and book burnings at night? It's alluring.

The time will pass quickly.

i dont like it when people start posting their years of birth because it alerts me to the fact that 50% of the people i communicate with are literal children

It's my sisters birthday so I remember having cake

Yeah Joe did a good job, to the best of his ability anyway, once they all started drinking and chonging it I think it all went tits up though. Eddie didn't bother me as much as other people but he's just not even close Alex or Joes level and drags it down.

if you werent born in 1996 you have no right to live

I reiterate: fuck off gramps

I was born in 1988

>tfw born in 88

Iktf

I'm sorry what? I'm 72kg i'm not the fat one here pal, and you're the one who went off on me because your panties have ridden so far up your arse. Are you baiting me or delusional?

Noted.

who /70sbaby/ here
no bully pls

>tfw never born

sick of hospital wait times

need health insurance. Should I go with Aflac or Intuit turbotax

snap

i was born in 1995 so im not exactly old

you're quite old

Scotland? Land of the Scots, from Scotti, the Latin name for the Irish and the tribe from Ireland

Scotland got GAELd and MICKd get over it, the proof in the pudding as they say just look at Scotland's nsme

hope you're joking la

1995

what the fuck are you doing on this website

lol '79 here lmao fuck my fucking life

I thought Alex getting stoned was hilarious, his hair all ruffled up and those rosy cheeks.

refuse to believe this

dad was born in 1959 lmao what an old fuck

>There are people over 16 posting here

Spooky

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