Why are rym reviews so fucking embarrassing

why are rym reviews so fucking embarrassing

i haven't been able to finish a single one without wanting to kill myself

[spoiler]why would you ever turn down a free vacation for a fucking record?[/spoiler]

people didn't realize reviews like that were embarrassing until about 2012

cut em some slack boyo

The reviews in Spanish are the worst of all.

>high school
>years of rough studies and training

whoever wrote this is a faggot and there's no denying it

reminder that if you don't like yum yab killers you are a pleb of the highest caliber

Shitty rym review thread?

every spanish reviewer is a basic bitch or a metal manchild lml

*any foreign language review

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someone post that one lysf review

www.etilenosound.com

Dude it's like you don't even """""""""""like""""""""""" music, lol

I understand wanting to vocalize an abstract concept that is your interpretation of a song or an album or whatever but these long-winded non-reviews about some stupid anecdote are pants on head retarded.

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GOOD point

this record is sooooo innocent

Why?

fo sho

>I declined and asked for a copy of "Soundtracks for the Blind" instead

Stopped reading there.

>go to most album pages
>there's a review in Spanish/Italian/French with a rating of 2 stars or lower

The last one made me burst out laughing when I read it. It's something by Stockhausen but I forget what.

You take what I give to you, sweet girlie-girl yah...