OFFICIAL METS VS. MARLINS GAMETHREAD

Fernandez vs. >Montero

Oh boy here we go

>le PED man
get fucked

Nice defense

go merlins

>risp

Curtis needs to retire

i think he'll be a great broadcaster if he decides to go into that
really personable guy

>it's a kidcaster episode

He coulda just had his leg crushed

>kidcaster

Time for 10 minutes of no sound

This kid caster a shit. SHIT.

You jelly of this 8 1/2 year old, manchilds?

I'm Gary Cohen when talking to landwhales at the bar. I'm this kidcaster when talking to qts at the bar.

when are you keith hernandez?

That's 3 two out walks also

When I'm drunk or high as fuck. Seriously. I'll wake up the next day with no recollection, check my phone, and see 3 new contacts

jose "umpbabby" fernandez

That's very rude

i'm just mad that he shits all over us every time

men how does it feel to be finishing below the marlins?

how does it feel to be a fairweather fan?

You guys can score any time now

>deGrom pinch-hitting
meme game

No you idiot bow you're in scoring position

>WALKING GRANDERSON TO GET TO FLORES

>its a 1-0, 11 inning game

Of course

1-0 incoming

Should've went to 3rd tbqh

ichiro still has quite the arm, too risky

that is fucking impressive

Oh wow. What a take out slide.

ilu jose

See Reyes Run

Who has the dirtiest slider and why is it Familia

it's familia

Loney pls

stop teasing me gary

>Dunn pitching

Sometimes being a Marlins fan is serious baseball on hardmode

fuck i can usually tell a HR, but gary psyched me out there
bruce walkoff?

I actually thought it was John Cena for a sec there

I expected nothing and was still disappointed

it's going to be a long one

over/under 14 innings

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Mets should be required to go on a 12 game road trip during US open tbqh

Logical choice is under, mestfan choice is over

Why is KJ so much worse at second?

S M O K E D
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>named smoker
>throws heat
pottery

End this before you blow it in some bullshit way.

>he doesn't believe the Mets will give up a grand slam in the 12th

putting this much faith in the Marlins bullpen

more like putting this little faith in the mets bullpen
also this ump is being paid to rig this game

HOLY SHIT GOATPEDES

THANK YOU BASED CESPEDES

METS WIN

HYPE TRAIN FULL STEAM AHEAD

GG BOYS

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>even with the marlins
fucking fish need to know their place

>miss game
>muh mets win

alright guys ill see you in the playoffs

Don't pitch him low!

You were saying? : )

hey if it had gone long enough robles would have come in and blown it, you know it's true

As a Marlins fan I think you underestimate how terrible in a clutch we truly are.

I fully expect to be swept the Mets, then swept the Tribe. The fact they we are even a .500 team is fucking hilarious.