Chink vs Chink edition
OFFICIAL RAGS VS MARINERS GAME THREAD
Parker Garcia
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Ian Rodriguez
>rags
Kevin Green
Lineups
Camden Walker
>mfw don't have to watch ESPN
Oliver White
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Noah Gonzalez
>rags
Daniel Hughes
Shit I came here to post this
Noah Martinez
hello rangers
unlocator isn't working to get me past the blackout, fuck
what the hell am i even abusing their free trial system for?
Brayden Collins
Luke Evans
Are rags fans still triggered at the sight of Cruz
Owen Ross
>rags broadcast
ayy lmaooooo
Joseph Gutierrez
Eh. I know he blew the World Series for us, but I still liked him as a player.
Christian Evans
Of course
>one strike away
Lincoln Diaz
ROCKBEAR
Oh nice, Iwakuma hit 162 innings last game, so now his option vested to pitch next year
Gavin Johnson
Yes. Fuck Cruz. He still gets boo'd every time he comes up to bat at Globe Life.
He also fucked us the last season he played with the Rangers by choosing to take his PED suspension during that season instead of appealing the decision which would've deferred any punishment until the beginning of the next season. He's a piece of shit and any true Rangers fan should hate him.
Carson Taylor
This is kind of a strange game to put on ESPN. Is it because of Japan pandering?
Matthew Peterson
looks like there was a large "Gulf" between the ball and his glove! LOL!
Wyatt Wilson
>he did it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Charles Myers
If I remember the time difference, I think it's 2:30AM or some shit like that in Japan rn
Isaiah Davis
>shitwakuma
ok
Christian Diaz
Also, in case you didn't know, Cruz took his 50 game suspension during the latter part of the 2013 season... That's the season where the Rangers tied the Rays for the 2nd wild card slot and ultimately lost to them in the tie breaker game, causing the Rangers to miss the playoffs. If Cruz hadn't taken his suspension that season then the Rangers would've likely been able to win an extra game or two and would've made it into the playoffs that year.
Jordan Bell
Beltran shaved his head wtf
Aiden Roberts
It's hot in Texas.
Jason Murphy
Lucroy has been such a clutch pickup. I must admit, I didn't know shit about him before he got here.
Brandon Cooper
>Lind and Lucroy shootin the shit
Awww... If there were any Brewers fans on Sup Forums I'm sure they woulda gotten a kick out of that
Oliver Williams
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Owen Campbell
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Lucas Torres
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Sebastian Williams
maybe next season lads
Nathaniel Young
Thank you based Mazara
Jackson Miller
I was going to say somethig positive but that didnt help
Nolan Fisher
Rangers have the best Announcers within our division
Chase Adams
Emphasis on maybe
Jordan Price
everything was looking up
Cooper Fisher
who you guys rooting for in the playoffs this year?
i think i'll go with windians
Eli Roberts
Jesus I can't watch this anymore
Isaac Ortiz
Yeah Cleveland bros all the way
Luis Rogers
if the m's don't make the wild card I'll take a post season break until next season
Luis Garcia
how do we fix the rotation lads
why is karns still fucking out
Dylan Garcia
wtf i love the rags now
Gabriel Gonzalez
what the fuck iwakuma
Levi Cox
No clue. This team doesn't seem to have an answer to turn things around
Asher Hernandez
yea... idk if I can stick this one out guys, its too much
Lincoln Wood
Its understandable
Bentley Anderson
...
Caleb Miller
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Grayson Price
>*grass breaks*
Liam Cox
never got to see him bat
Grayson Anderson
its better with nellie in the picture
Aaron Foster
strike him out
Brandon Gutierrez
Maybe next time Mariners. The AL West is Rangers territory
Jace Evans
batters can't be quiet tonight
Evan Lee
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Jonathan Thompson
>not posting what actually happened
Aaron Taylor
We need a Larry Bernandez vs Stu Barvish
matchup
Jack Hill
someone just get on base for once
Jose Brooks
NO!
Tyler Taylor
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Ryan Wood
>Mariners right-hander Hisashi Iwakuma quietly surpassed 162 innings last week in a start against the Yankees, meaning he has now crossed the minimum innings threshold for his 2017 club option to vest at $14MM. However, MLBTR has learned that Iwakuma’s contract also stipulates that he must finish the season without incurring a specific injury, so while he’s now likely to see his option vest, the 2017 salary is not quite guaranteed just yet.
its funny because he's been the healthiest pitcher on this entire staff
Aiden Stewart
yes
Nolan Walker
no shutout tonight
Carson Diaz
>blaming your spectacular, epic choke on one player
>.rags
Jonathan Foster
nice job lind you fuck
Oliver Rivera
so what are the Mariners excuse for being a shit team again this year?
Landon Scott
Zunino hasnt had a hit in a week
Josiah Bennett
felix being out way too long
Blake Hill
Here comes the amphibious pitcher
Ayden Baker
Wait what? When did we sign the switch bitch?
Aaron Stewart
like August 6th
Jose Rogers
looking good ditte
Nathan Richardson
I'm starting to build a little bit of hope again
Jack Nelson
Who else saw that bush?
Christian Collins
need you to step up smith
James Evans
I missed it
William Johnson
shrubbery or war criminal?
Elijah Barnes
hell yea ventitty
Elijah Johnson
gibe beltre back
Sebastian Reyes
grab the ball o'malley
Justin Hill
I hate that everytime I search for this game thread on clover I have to use 'rags' after falling to find anything with 'rang...'. I also hate that op doesn't know nips from chinks.
Ryan Perry
shut up gook
Nathan Phillips
yeah people really need to use the actual names since it's far easier to find with filters
Carter Diaz
But anyways, posting from Fort Worth strip club, any photo requests that won't get me tossed out? Go Rangers.
Christopher Turner
crap
Logan Jackson
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Matthew Bailey
bretty gud
Zachary Powell
disappointing
Charles Wilson
you fucked it up
Henry Torres
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Zachary Wood
a much needed lead off hit
Gabriel Ramirez
She was naive to Sup Forums and was going to take face selfie, I was like fuck that. She's off getting my blow now.
Leo Mitchell
Mariners make me sad
Can't bring myself to watch them atm
Ayden Murphy
>texan being a degenerate
what a surprise :^)
David Fisher
I know what you mean
Bentley Williams
And yes I'm fat, don't need reminder.
Thomas Moore
why is your nippon better than our nippon
Justin Moore
>risp
Kayden Taylor
lol when did Elvis change his walkup to El Sonidito?
Cameron Myers
tfw rockbear got snared again
Jeremiah Wood
ventitty is killin it
Cameron Hall
I like v ditti so far