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late night edition

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cheeky cara

real

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youtube.com/watch?v=BCqycBENrwA

It's as if some B-movie trailer editor edited a high school video project about helping the homeless.

This is the face of Catholicism today.

>you have a way with words
she is MOCKING me
she is calling me AUTISTIC

Do you lads shave your armpits?

wanted to post this

some pissed up rorke called me a paki bastard in the pub earlier
he could see i had a pint in my hand and obviously not religious, bit nasty imo

No, are you a bender perchance?

>thread wars
ah yes. Yanks and their """fun"""

ye

tell us what happened lad

yes but i don't do it for bent reasons i do it for hygiene reasons

SHRIEKING

NEED me a cara gf lads

how is that anything to do with 911

Or should I say moved BACK into a male prison

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WTF??

Why was HE ever allowed to serve his time in a woman's prison anyway? Don't get me wrong I have no problem with transsexuals and would even say I'd have a pint with Pile if I ever met her/him so diversity isn't an issue for me, but all this fucking pandering to people and their 'needs' by the fucking do-gooders of our generation just pisses me off especially when it goes against basic fucking common sense

The thought process after sentencing should have been simple 'born with a cock, send him to mans jail..... just incase he decides to use his cock on the female prisoners'

Which of course he did - twice - as in they never learnt the lesson first time round that he isn't a fucking woman and shouldn't only be allowed an easier time of his murder sentence being in a women's jail to begin with rather than some hard knock mans jail like Barlinnie, but shouldn't have the opportunity to fuck anything that moves which he's clearly able to as the lags would be desperate for any old cock

I was going to end the rant with a Partridge-esque 'this country' but it's Scotland so instead I'll just point and laugh

Convinced people who own dogs are retarded

>ah yes, i do enjoy being licked by a vile animal

she jumped off the roof

Bit rude yeah
just ignore him la. Was out drinking with my french mate the day after the brexit vote and he asked some old fella if he could use his lighter. "FUCK OFF, we voted leave and you're all FUCKING OFF".
Just pissed up people being dickheads, he'd have said something to someone regardless

I would like to declare my independence from /brit/.

1. All women like dogs.
2. All women are retarded

Your postulation holds up, it seems.

>vile animal

why can't /brit/ get dubs?

I let your mother do it.

remember kev? this is him now. feel old yet?

Convinced people who live in Canada are retarded.

>ah yes, i do enjoy being a posting with a vile flag

fuck me i didn't realise how accurately pulp describes growing up british
I'm not even working class and this is all spot on. Big fan.

mm hmm

450
nice try leaf

Lads, 30 year olds that browse 9gag know age old Sup Forums memes...

They know about the slav squat, they know footie, they know handegg, they know flags...

I can't...

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Isn't it more hygienic to keep it then?

ah... i see how it is

*slowly backs off from you*

>slav squat
tbf doesnt literally everyone east of here squat not just slavs

WATCH IT LEAFY

>30 year olds that browse 9gag
I thought only kiddies browsed that?

ok... talk to you later

always feel cleaner with them shaved

hard core black nationalist nigerian mate keeps tagging me in pro-trump videos lol
he's a top lad

>Look, mom! I posted it again!

>people with childish political beliefs support trump
who knew

I mean I've met Americans that know about the "outside" and general memes about those areas, or can even find those areas on a map and they cite 9gag....

fuck dogs

*disagrees*

the allowed movement ranges of 4 generations
i got no (you)s in the last thread but its still interesting

*proves you wrong*

discuss

no fucking clue what this means you autist

it is interesting thanks lad

*counters your argument by observing that my sexual partner count has nothing to do with the topic at hand*

i feel like youre talking about one specific person you know

the great granddad was allowed to walk six miles by himself, his son was allowed to walk one mile by himself, his daughter half a mile, her son 300 yards.

that arse is flatter than the earth

dumb mapsposter

WAY too much ass

oh fuck off

It's a group and now I know why they like me, they think I browse 9gag.

I just humor they're 5 yr old memes but they think I'm one of them. I tried to explain the internet meme digestive tract and that they are a step a out iFunny basically. But they don't get it...

I just can't humor them anymore

404 Not Fucking Found

ummmmm no why don't you fuck off little brainlet

and i said
LETS ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR 2000
*looks at watch*
ah well, i've fucked THAT one up havent i haha x

Thoughts on my waifu?

is this a GCSE maths question?

guarantee i am smarter AND stronger than you

your waifu a shit

drone strikes by intel

*knocks your books out of your hand into a puddle*
fuck off, nerd

Why would you limit yourself to a specific amount of miles? Can they drive anywhere else?

is there anything worse than animeposting ?

who she

Canadians desu

Croatia

put the goalposts down lad

Islam

Umi from Love Live

what's your favourite big cat lads?
for me it's a tossup between black jaguars and siberian tigers

capitalism

not on here

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tfw no cara gf

it means when they were kids, how far their parents let them walk unattended in their childhood

want a yummy little Syrian refugee gf

Never seen so many divided opinions on a woman like with Cara.

you got a nice bum?

What must it do to a man to swipe by hundreds, even thousands of women on tinder and to receive not even 1 percent reciprocation?

>woman

matched with a bird who's profile says "looking for somebody to kill me"
what did she mean by this dya reckon?

Ah, well it's rotherham so i wouldn't let my kid leave the house

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Loved cara even before the ol /brit/

Yeah, what is it to you?

turn him into a trump voter

*makes a smug face into the camera to rapturous applause*

this girl does not look georgian thought they were more asian-looking

uhhh this image not loading all the way for anyone else????

Never used tinder, but if i didn't get a match by the 50th I'd give up

Why would anyone go on tinder to begin with?

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People from New England are called New Englanders

giggled irl