This kills the non-anglo

>this kills the non-anglo

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my accent is my most powerful weapon

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stsuh

>it is TREE o clock
>i went TROOH the tunnel
Why cant non anglos speak enlglish?

>this kills the anglo

just put the tongue between teeth lmao

>this kills everyone

dis.

> rolled r
> ы sound
Sutpid anlgoes

that sound is particularly easy though, why not go with the literally retarded "r" which is a bit rarer?

A smiley face?

>>it is TREE o clock
thats correct tho
t. NATO pro

You mean the TH-rune? Kill yourself anglo vermin

We (the noooooordics) invented the sound, brought it into what would become old English, which then developed to modern English.

So... what you did you mean by this?

>we invented the sound
how did it reach spain then?

incorrect
norse helped make middle english, not old english

old english was made by the angles, jutes, and saxons who hailed from modern day denmark (and part of germany) though, so i'm not sure if the sound was present previously in that area (in which case it would be conceivable the norse also had the sound)

Which one?
The th in 'thigh' or the th in 'thy'?

>how did the ground get wet when it rained?
Gee user, I dunno

>implying

>implying

not an explanation.

Funny.
Try to say:''Cão,leão,pão,são,simão,limão''

what is it

both

>he doesn't know Icelandic
I prefer to spell it with either þ or ð depending on if it's voiced or voiceless.

looks like :^)

>this kills the non hispanic

This.
English used to have it until the 1400s or so.
CHALLENGE FOR MY FELLOW MOBILEFIGS
Equip þe icelandic keyboard use þat shit for þe rest of þe þread

you're doing it wrong

fuck off dumb phoneposter

For the rest of your life*

See how many qts you'll pick up by claiming that you're Icelandic

>Saracen
>Killing everyone

Đæt confvses đe wikings

>eqvipping đe icelændic kiebord
Just hold doƿn on đe letter

>đfƿ no eald englisc

ƿtf igh hejt fræns

This one is far worse, I fucked up my throat trying to learn how to pronounce it. Still can't.

How to kill an anglo.

Zażółć gęślą jaźń

no

:(

reading those english words starting with the letter 'þ' makes it sound like in my head im making a farting sound everytime i say it

>how to kill everyone, including chinese

ы is pronounced like "ai" mixed with "ei"

>Futharc
>durr the Latin letters are equivalent
This shit is retarded

I'm Russian and still can't pronounce roller r. Fuck this sound.

ayy limão

there's nothing difficult about that

Equip ð icelandic keyboard use ðat shit for ð rest of ð þread

You know that thorn is for voiceless dental fricatives?

You used it wrong for every word

A lot of young Brits have terrible with it as well

Our Rs are entirely normal

our R is not used in many languages

>Our Rs are entirely normal
You Rs are entirely fucked up, no sane language uses it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alveolar_and_postalveolar_approximants#Postalveolar

͏ ͏

>Our Rs are entirely normal
except it literally isn't.
you sound retarded as fuck to virtually everyone in the world.

zee table

i think you meant to say "masculine and alpha" you disgusting r-rolling fairy faggot

Y'all're just jealous you can't pronounce squirrel like a worldly girl.

no, I'm sorry m8, but your R makes you sound faggy and retarded as fuck.

blame the britbongs 2bh, it's their fault

español != espaniol

Allahu Akbar has its own Arabic character?

except it's literally the same word

What exactly?

Nah it's es pahn yohl cuase ñ=ny

OOOGA BOOOGA WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIEB

Yeah just stay in your mudhut okay Sven?

i don't blame them. i enjoy our strong and alpha R sound. it is the perfect sound for many words

>HARD
>RAPE
>RETARD

you are alone in thinking that it sounds "retarded as fuck"

>our strong and alpha R sound

Except the problem is that it isn't strong nor alpha at all. A rolling R is much stronger

ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-gentina pls go

it's only 1 roll
you just proved you are a retard. I mean I saw the fucking leaf so I knew beforehand, but still.

This kills the anglo.

Chinese tones and Russian palatalization are the only actually hard sounds to master.

Vowels in English are hard to get right, but only because you don't know which one to say, not because their sound is complex.

>except it's literally the same word

argies believe this


vocaroo it

Why can't Arrgentinians understand a joke?

you cannot tell me you would rather roll the r when calling someone a nigger. american, masculine r is the greatest sound for showing anger and hostility

/R/ > /r/ > /ɹ̠/
Prove me wrong, faggots.
Protip: You can't.

this has to be b8

>American R
>rolled
Are you high?

nigger

no

No you dumb. Your R is not rolled.

I thought germans were supposed to be good at english

negro de mierda

i don't think i said that it is

>I thought germans were supposed to be good at english
Oh, please do tell me what I did wrong in that post, I am excited to find out.

how did 2 people fail to understand his post?

I mean he's an idiot, but 2bf his post was easy to comprehend.

>this kills anyone trying to learn polish
oh wait, we are irrelevant shithole

reading comprehension, you stupid kraut.
although given you are an idiot and you couldn't even realize that you missunderstood the american's post, you're probably one of those 89iq shitskin immigrants from turkey or whatever.

why do you call me idiot? are you upset you can't pronounce the masculine/alpha american R?

Meh, cut me some slack, it is 7 am and I haven't slept for 20 hours or so. It doesn't help when half of the posts here lack proper punctuation which makes my eyes skip over some words.
That sound is literally what retarded people make when they try to communicate but are unable to articulate a coherent word. It's anything but alpha.

your R is the most retarded sound in the world whether you like it or not.
the fact that you can't make peace with it is what makes me think you're an idiot.

there is no argument for this. you unironically believe i would be more intelligent if i thought the american r were "retarded as fuck"

yes, the ability to understand things contributes a lot to one's IQ.
the fact that you don't acknowledge your R to sound retarded to the rest of the world is what makes you an idiot, either that or you do acknowledge it but don't want it to be true, which would make you even more of a retard.

ñ is just ny

unless you're an argie, then you make it into some kind of weird sh sound for no reason

>gaijins have no idea how each 'o' in words like Tokyo and Kyoto should be pronounced because their spelling systems are shite

>/R/

It doesn't even sound like an R

It sounds like a throatier "ch" to me

vocaroo.com/i/s1U4gUOg5zok

If you can't do this you might as well kill yourself right know.

>unless you're an argie, then you make it into some kind of weird sh sound for no reason

i think believing what random argentinamonkeys i meet on the internet tell me would more retarded

No, a throatier /x/ sounds like the swiss version of it which would be /χ/, a proper /R/ is rolled a little bit.
I'd be quiet if I had a writing system as retarded as you, Takeshi-kun. You can't even distinguish between Sup Forums and Sup Forums that is quite sad, to be honest.

I never got the "american are anglo" meme.
Basically everybody here is saying that arabs, and blacks no matter how long do they live in europe will never be europeans, and they will never be germans, or french or whatever even after few generations. But bunch of europeans, mostly germans, that interbred with each other, local population, and the negro are suddenly anglo because, by accident the english ended up their official language. It's like indians started to call themselves anglo because english is official language there.

>You can't even distinguish between Sup Forums and Sup Forums
Wait, ours can.

that's rich comming from a country with a syllable based language that has to pronounce "Sonic the Hedgehog" as "Sonikku za Hejjihoggu" because it's the closest they can get with their retarded as fuck language.