XTC edition
/brit/
doing a poo
oh fug
...
m-me too *blushes quietly*
*start bobbing my head to some cool music*
*get a bit sick*
*throw up*
:(
planning my next move
>no-one responding to my trainspotting analysis
:/
desklad
new england winning the superbowl
it's like 2015
watched season 1 with my (ex)gf
hope that stupid whore gets cancer.
Ah thanks mate, I won't get sick listening to this one
Because it isn't good music
Yeah, girls in their 20's are hotter but she does housework and doesn't even know what a snapchat filter is which is pretty fucking nice.
Nonwhites need to be exterminated
*is a bit upset really*
good lad, she seems pretty sound from your anecdotes
didn't really like how that movie ended tbhwyfam
>he tripfags
>on Sup Forums
bleak
i don't believe it
how fucking new are you?
Sup Forums is the reason why I'm Sup Forums famous.
the new england patriots win the superbowl
>Sup Forums famous
you aren't. if you're not famous on /brit/ (the pinnacle of Sup Forums) then you arent famous
never heard of you kid
>giganormies out partying still (chad the ski-instructor doesent work on mondays afterall)
>wagecucks asleep
>thread dies
ah yes, "font"
>Sup Forums famous
im a normie that has to be up for my wageslave job in 8 hours haha
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What's up lads, chad the ski instructor here AMA
will relegation finally shut lickydick up?
well /brit/
got salisbury and stroganoff hamburger helper, which one should i do for dinner tomorrow
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why are all post-apocalypse movies made in australia
>knowing I've got to be up for work in an hour where I'll be greeted by 3 incredibly smug Pats fans
Suicide is a real option.
what's your name?
also what's your job?
anyone else notice how gays sometimes smell faintly of poo?
it's because they've been bummed recently right?
happened there like 200 years ago
rest of the world hasn't caught up yet
My name's Tim and I'm a BA
wait a minute
>spring forward isnt until march 12
fucking sick of it being dark at 5pm here
foy?
>foy
>y
'no'
*sniffs you*
*faint aroma of the ol 'oo*
hmm
why the fuck are there pats fans at your work
it's like the yank elections
they're all dicks at the end of the day but it's fun to pick a side
...
translation: nigel likes dicks
the state of his ears
Because all the old twats who watched American football back in the 80s seem to like either pats, raiders or dolphins.
>sites dying
yank handegg fucking up the site FUCK OFF
your country is so irrelevant
should have played the hail mary
If this tom Brady twat is so good at football why has he never played in the champions league
#troof
YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I LOVED THE
*holds hand over mouth*
Atlanta Falcons
'ddit
don't forget the cubs won the world series
stupid piers
Going to have to unkindly ask you to fuck off 'nk
*Yawns*
When does Super Rugby start?
the 'ddit
the 'ddit
...
i'm glad the patriots won
TRULY THE GREATEST TIMELINE!
What happened to Piers? I thought he was one of those annoying PC leftists
ahh
cobras
cooooobraaaas
...
think i've got an ear infection lads
Do not want to hear about the Super Bowl all day tomorrow. Don't know why people care so much.
cant wait to go to work tomorrow to hear the normies discuss every single play of the game in graphic uncanny detail
good post texas
surrounded by leftists everywhere. had a date with a girl and it was quite enjoyable until she told me how privileged I was and dont really have room to complain about my job because if I was a woman or black I probably wouldn't have that job
as far as i know the only thing he's a leftist about is gun control
i love when my two favourite topics, politcs being my favourite and sports being a close second, are combined!! the match was like the elections lol :))
dont forget about the weather lately, and traffic in
I went grocery shopping today. As I was standing in line at the checkout, a woman and her young (5-6 year old) daughter pulled up in the aisle next to me. I smiled and waved at the little girl and as soon as I did, the daughter said "Mommy, that boy over there is handsome". I was surprised by this comment since i'm a pretty average looking dude and compliments about my looks are rare, ESPECIALLY from little girls who are sitting in the driver's seat of a racecar shopping cart. I laughed playfully with the mom who thought it was really funny.
Immediately, without thinking, I blurted back "You're not so bad looking yourself!". As soon as I said that, the mom immediately stopped laughing and looked at me in disgust, as did the other people around us in line. In my head it sounded innocent, but my head is usually not smart. I paid for my groceries and slinked away to my car where I am currently writing this in shame.
>caring about a piece of leather being thrown around a field by overrated and overpaid people who weren't smart enough to go to college for academic reasons
ah yes
I genuinely don't know why "football" is bigger than rugby. It's clearly the inferior game.
hat
american football is only played in america...
I meant in yankland
did chelsea win the superbowl?
nah lad
118 days till leicester wins the owl
alex jones ajaja
keep hearing some dindus doin nuffin outside my window. very temped to film myself tossing a banana at them
Why are Americans on Sup Forums so hostile? Why do they feel the need to inject "faggot" and "nigger" into every post?
Food for thought.
faggot
spotted the wog poofter
nigger
sexual inferiority complex
any you lads remember PROMOTIONS?
>Leeds
any of you lads remember SIR BILLY?
was quite silly iirc
...
>Milo OBLITERATES and PARTIALLY DEVOURS stupid feminist
>billy
Yanks everyone
>he wasn't breastfed
Howling
leeds is alri