Currently on - South Africa 481/8d & 129/6 (42 overs) v New Zealand 214
South Africa lead by 396 runs with 4 wickets remaining.(Day 4, session 1)
ODI - England v Pakistan at Nottingham, starts at 13:00 GMT (England lead 5 match series 2-0)
ICC Intercontinental Cup - Ireland v Hong Kong at Belfast, starts at 10:00 GMT
good start
haha JUST
I thought NZ were good?
guptil strikes again
gr8 start
>poo peeland
>good
pick one
fuck cricket
Serious question though, why are those two opening? They've scored a 23 collectively in the last three innings
who /hitting the wine/ here
Hesson is a fuckhead
>guptill
Who the fuck knows? He has been one of the best batsmen in the world for ODI but is the worst test opener in the world probably.
>latham
He's usually much better than this. An OKAY batsmen. We literally have no better openers anyway
bring back Peter Fulton
...
Williamson/Taylor 400 stand is literally happening
kek
About that though
...
yeah...
Its nice of the lads to let the poouth africucks win this. They are terrible at rugby and their country is getting run into the ground by blacks.
I couldn't care less about test cucket
Wow, this is so fucking disappointing it's not even funny
Not much Taylor could do desu.
JUST
...
hey remember that time we needed 400 to win but got bowled out for 12?
Yeah, I'm not mad at Taylor at all. He usually puts a good shift in.
But the other two lads... This should be their fate: reportsafrique.com
wew
at least i have an excuse for drinking wine on a weeknight now
At least I have an excuse for drinking bleach on a weeknight now
at least i have an excuse to start doing p again
At least I have an excuse to start smashing my mrs now
>get home from work
>check score
>4/7
kek
KEK
K E K
fuck me lads
are they going to top it?
Bowl clean all you want Steyn, I will fuck you up should you roam my city this summer
t. small dick
implying Steyn wouldn't rek you
looks like we've got us a bit of a tough guy here lads
lmao what the actual fuck kiwis
fresh
Yeah, I don't lurk /cric/ as much as I used to.
Why the actual FUCK would you mouth off to Steyn? One of the GOAT bowlers and and all round top lad.
He literally did that to me on Twitter, I confronted him and he bitched out even though he is physically more intimidating than me. Although I am slightly more handsome
Based WalkGod
What did you say to him?
Reminder statsjesus was literally, objectively and unironically correct about the situation in Bangladesh.
statsGOD on muscular, handsome and geopolitically knowledgeable watch
>new zealands fifth greatest ever batsman
>cant even average 30(thirty) even after coming 2(two) tests against ZIM(zimbabwe)
Shut up fatsbitch
He was complaining about the fitness regimen he was on. Really cringey stuff. I jokingly said he should consider retirement and fired off with a "You're weak."
Then when South Africa came here in 2012 I confronted him outside of his hotel room and his voice went all shaky and was refusing to make eye contact with me.
I fully went in with the expectation that I was going to get fucked but he's a mental twink. Since that event I wouldn't be surprised if the SA player management instructed him to be more neutral on social media.
Based goosey
based Royalty Christ
>we'll bowl first, thanks Simon
Will this go down as the worst captaincy decision of all time?
nothing comes close to either Edgbaston Test
the only debate is over which Edgbaston Test was the worse
t.big dick
Based convict
Reminder that krazykrezja said Steyn was "finished" and that he "wouldn't make the Australian tour"
isnt it wonderful making comments with a year of hindsight?
what I said was absolutely correct at the time. he was clearly unfit and only being rushed in because of his name and compromised his team on two separate occasions
just admit you were wrong you absolute spastic
>absolutely correct at the time
You said he was "finished", i.e he would never be a good bowler again. It cannot be right "at the time" and not in the future.
You would be right if you said he was "underdone", but you didn't.
Reminder that krazykrezja raped his best friend's girlfriend, a literal schoolgirl, because she had big tits.
Semantics.
GOATy GODja is 2deep4u.
Stop posting. You've already outed yourself as a casual.
>You said he was "finished", i.e he would never be a good bowler again. It cannot be right "at the time" and not in the future.
What I actually said is that he is past his peak and I stand by that. I never said he 'wouldn't play again'.
But it amuses me you suddenly rate Poo Peeland so highly.
I'll add Steyn to the list of other world class bowlers who have bullied Poo Peeland the fuck out this year
>jackson bird
>mitchell marsh
Don't get me wrong, Steyn may come again and I'm happy to actually be proven wrong. But I don't accept that on the basis of beating Poo Peeland. I also think it is unlikely we will ever see Dale Steyn be the all conquering bowler he was again given his age and fitness problems. I may be wrong, but I dont think I will be.
can someone link me to original post?
What's particularly incriminating is that krazykrezja never addresses the rape allegaitions.
rape is not ammo for a white male like you to use as an insult.
Stop appropriating womens culture.
Should be easy from here desu
statscunt on suicide watch
nz commentator cunt bfto
What was said? I'm listening on radio 2000
no appetite in 8 days and counting
literally on the brink lads
2 much has happened at once
maybe amir will perform today and save me from sectioning
yes and beer and pimms
i'm genuinely suicidal for the first time in my life. before i just used to think about thinking about it, now i'm actually thinking about it
whats happened lad?
>i'm genuinely suicidal for the first time in my life
why?
Now watch me whip
Now watch me maymay
just lots of little things at once
mum's break up with her boyfriend
health anxiety
the hot weather
the whole stress of going on holiday and coming back again
fucking it up with that girl i spoke about yesterday
my career path
constantly running things over and over in my head
etc
1st world problems but still i'm a broken man
don't commit suicide tho m8
think of all the great sporting moments you'll miss
yeah not gonna bother
if i do it will be with my dog's lead in the woods
but as i say i'm literally not going to bother
I'm not going to insult you by telling you to suck it up or some other cliche. But really just go see a psych who specialises in CBT. It'll only work if you find a really good psych but honestly every single one of those things is completely menial and it shouldn't be that hard for a good psych to snap you out of it.
I has the same experience you had after just about everything that could have gone wrong in my life did so in a 48 hour period, I had a mini-breakdown over it and then just snapped out of it. I'm sure the same thing will happen to you.
>constantly running things over and over in my head
heh, I nearly drove myself insane doing that.
Ben stokes has been deemed fit to bowl lad it's okay
only normies rate ben stokes m8
I don't think too many psyches do Cock and Ball Torture lad.
>phelps and bolt retiring
>messi CR7 and lebron all coming to the end of their prime
>test cricket dead
>rugby dead due to nz dominance
>millenials are all litttle shit who prefer playing vidya
What is there to look forward to?
fuck you just reminded me
this last olympics was about the most depressing thing ever. its been a definite factor in my demise
cognitive behavioural therapy is literally the only proper (and effective) treatment for depression
meds are just tranquillisers. 'chemical imbalance' is such a meme
>this flag
>this comment
Team GB did well
(though the Olympics itself was a shitfest)
tokyo 2020 will be a shitload better
you can make it m8
'team gb' is the cringiest 3 syllables ever
but yeah not sure what's happened with aus. 100 metre free was quite an achievement tho considering his age
Who /diarrhoeafromdairy/ here?
i'm just not sure i am depressed
i just want to kill myself
genuinely considering trying to qualify for something with my Maltese meme passport and get a free holiday out of it.
im already doing a fuckload of cardio to prepare for joining the ADF next year. I checked and Malta literally only had 6 'athletes' at the Olympics this year. and most of them were in shooting and archery. All I need to do is match the minimum qualification for some athletics event. Considering there were people from the 'refugee team' running the 100m which I could beat when I was 12yo, it cant be that hard.
Cate Campbell choked
Larkin and Seebohm were having too much sex
who cares about McEvoy because Chalmers won anyway
i dont care about/didnt watch anything other than swimming
tbf despire us racking up meme medals in nothing sports i couldn't actually imagine a brit pulling off that kind of performance
nah m8 go do some exercise, anything some pushups or a jog or some skips with a rope.
change your environment.
i only get gas from too many protein shakes and veggies
how about you exercise some pride and overthrow your government mother fucker
Lewis Hamilton is doing well in F1 though
#stillirise
Chalmers? Yeah that shit was insane. Probably the most clutch swim I have seen
Will be interesting to see what happens to him. Swimmers who win gold in Australia become genuine celebrities and usually become fat and lazy and are done by the time they are 23 (see: Thorpe, Rice etc.)
Chalmers wants to become a pro AFL player so itll be interesting to see if he falls for that meme
thorpe is so brotier
really nice guy
>greatest South African male athlete all time
>competes in the womens division
>name is literally an anagram for 'yes a secret man'
>thorpe is so brotier
sure is
Those swimmers are the most precious, insular cunts imaginable. Given the most handouts out of any of the athletes and routinely underperform when it matters most while people who get fuck all support from the government and just do it in their spare time (that shooter, rower and pentathalon girl) get Gold without any of the ego.
>HURR BUT THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Fuck off cunt. You're paid THE most out of ANY of the athletes with OUR money. If YOU can't perform on the night then fuck off and get your head checked.
Figures one of the only one of our swimmers who actually won was an 18 year old who didn't give a fuck about it at all and shoved the medal in his fucking pocket after winning it. I really hope he doesn't get caught up in that swimming culture
Fucking primadonnas the lot of them.
And the relevance to my comment is?