A review by Fantano you totally disagree with
A review by Fantano you totally disagree with
Blank FAce LP
Anything Death Grips because they should all categorically be no higher than 2/10s and if you disagree with me you're a fucking retarded cuck.
BoC - Tomorrow's Harvest
Sufjan Stevens - Age of Adz
Stopped watching melon's reviews in 2015 though, so I'm sure there's more.
MBDTF :^)
I heard he have Lil Yachty a good score. Fuck that.
He gave Garbage and PAIDPROGRAMMING2 by Bones low scores while giving Useless a higher score.
I disagree.
>A New Place 2 Drown
This fag review just a part of an audiovisual project, must have listened to it just one time and make a shitty 5 minute inconsisten review bout it
what a retard
I unsubbed after his Steven Wilson review
sorry this aint even 4 minutes actually
I disagree with his numerical rating but I thought his criticisms were decent
Foxygen - And Star Power..
Tyler - Cherry Bomb
Metz's self-titled was far better than he gave it credit for.
Feist-Metals
It's when I found out he didn't know shit about anything.
to pimp a butterfly
I don't disagree with any of his reviews because I am unable to form my own opinion.
This, I thought it was a seven at most. Just couldn't get into the appeal of it even after multiple listens.
He seems to preachy about his political opinions and I much prefer it when he's being more dignified about them like on S80 and some spots on GKMC. Also the 'doo doo' thing makes me want to throw up.
House of Balloons
Unlike MBDTF he gives incredibly retarded reasons as to why he doesn't like the album and seemingly completely misses the point of the album
Art Angels
That album is complete shit, there are maybe 3 good songs on the whole thing and with the rest of them maybe 3 listenable songs. Giving it a good score (and a better score than Visions??) is inexcusably stupid.
A Toothpaste Suburb
This album was just fine, Milo might be a little more lowkey but just a witty as ever and the production is killer.
Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Foxygen and Star Power
Lana Del Rey- Ultraviolence
>BoC - Tomorrow's Harvest
Came here to post this
do you have to make it so obvious that you have a shit taste in music
Him calling Devo's cover of Satisfaction as one of the worst cover songs ever.
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>Art Angels
>That album is complete shit, there are maybe 3 good songs on the whole thing and with the rest of them maybe 3 listenable songs. Giving it a good score (and a better score than Visions??) is inexcusably stupid.
good post, thanks for redflagging yourself as someone who understands nothing about production, melody or songwriting
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>fartano fans will consider this biting, incisive satire
sup pleb-o
His spiritual state Nujabes review.
That album is a 10/10 also >nujabees
tlop and mbdtf
agree with most of this
good post, thanks for redflagging yourself as someone who understands nothing about production, melody or songwriting
agree
salad days
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Nice EbiC muzic tast :-DDDDDDDD
I agree man! Fuck all you white boi death gripp cucks!
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it's pretty much his job to stay relevant
how does reddit deal with him
His PBX Funicular Intaglio Zone one was pretty awful.
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Same here.
you've got to be 18+ to post on this board
Not even a waifufag but I genuinely believe he was way too hard on the Chvrches albums
Speedin Bullet 2 Heaven
What do you like about it?
Ok, what the fuck? Now I'm legit triggered.
I like 90's grunge sound that isn't too aggressive. I wish he dropped weird moans though.
That's just plain retarded
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>strong 2
go fuck yourself you bald shit
>doo doo
no
this. whenever he doesn't understand the motivation, he's convinced the artist is trying to trick him or they're just fucking around as a joke. same with his lil ugly mane reviews. he can't see past his own limitations
This and CHz
>ATCQ - We got it from Here...Thank You 4 Your service
was my favorite album of 2016 and am a massive Tribe fan but he's being a little too nice on it
Gave this a 5 - way too low
This guy gets it.
> youtube.com
This this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this
>Advaitic Songs
>5
What the fuck were you thinking melon?
Nice tiny white cock.
The Blackest Beautiful. Never have I seen him be so completely off base with his criticism.
That word has never accompanied a good post.
22 A Million - Bon Iver
AOTY 2016
Arctic Monkeys's AM and Royal Blood self titled.
Sunbathing Animal
Sometimes I sit and think...
TMLT
>Refused to review You Want it Darker because it was "basically ASMR"
>Suddenly, after Cohen dies, he says he regrets not reviewing it
Also giving The Dream is Over and the new Bedwetter 6s, and Oblivion Access a 5.
Floral Shoppe and Fallen. How can anyone on Sup Forums respect his taste after those?
He gave Chromatics a 4/10, didn't understand the album at all
Definitely Clark self titled, a 6? While that meme moods shit gets a great score.
I don't even care much, it just confused me.
>Clear Moon - 7
>Ocean Roar - 5
>Sauna - 6
Only one of these is right
This.
kill for love?
Push the Sky Away, without question.
Agreed
Raven or Hand?
fantano was right
fantano was right
>Tomorrow's Harvest
fantano was wrong
>Age of Adz
fantano was right
fantano was wrong
fantano was right
fantano was right
>House of Balloons
fantano was wrong, it wasn't that bad but it wasn't great either
>Art Angels
fantano was a little too generous, should have been a 5 or 6
>A Toothpaste Suburb
fantano was definitely wrong, great album
fantano was right, that album sucks
fantano was right, it's Mac's worst album
fantano was right about PBVSGR, a bit too harsh on CHz
fantano was right
>Sometimes I sit and think...
Fantano was way too generous, that album was a piece of shit
Fantano was wrong
He gave Yachty a 10
any "IDM" artist, yeah i hate that term too but what else are you gonna call it
he just doens't "get" electronic music in my humnle opinion
R+7
Big Seans new album its a least a 7 and a half just eminiem's verse sucked
I can respect liking the more subdued social commentary of GKMC over TPAB but come on dude, Section 80 has some actual high school freshman political views
"I-I don't see color!! W-We're all just human we gotta help each other :)"
Acid Rap by far
Stoney - Post Malone
this
dont understand why he compared this album to white iverson
but he gave exai a 8/10
prob his night time my time review. youtube.com
I have to disagree. I found the message of Tpab much more relevant than GKMC, don't get me wrong I loved them both but the writing of TPAB in my opinion is stronger than mad city's.
I normally like mr. melon but awaken my love deserves at least an eight.
same
ttng disappointment island. He couldn't even be fucked to review it.
Him giving Kendrick's "To pimp a butterfly" a fucking 10/10 when I am sitting here thinking: I just wasting $6 on this shitty album.
Bruno Mars
They played that fucking title song at my work and I wanted to slit my wrist.
the new xx album. i really enjoyed it, seems like he just has a "meh" opinion of that band
kk big fella. you told em.