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window ends in 1 bang 6 bongs and 32 bings

stuff that happened today:

hart to torino imminent
gnabry to werder/bayern
chambers set to join boro on loan
leicester £25 bid for slimani rejected. sporting want £34m
burnley sign bamford on loan
atsu having newcastle medical
sevilla change their mind about iborra moving to sunderland
lens joins fenerbahce on loan
celtic sign gamboa
barcelona cuck valencia for alcacer and give them munir on loan
palace sign remy on loan
hull sign marshall
hull also close to signing mason and will keane
arsenal sign lucas perez
rosicky goes home
villa sign kodjia for 15 (fifteen) million pounds
chelsea close to marcos alonso
alfie mawson having swansea medical
albrighton signs new contract

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>"money laundering is a sport" - OP

>de gay

Dr Tony is buying the league 2bh

*dab*

>Pooventus

>de gay

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lel what a fall from grace

>Larnell Cole finally on his way out of Fulham by having a trial at Charlton Athletic

these B teams in the EFL Cup is great
so much tears

>Ligue 1, Bundesliga and Serie A are all one teams leagues and no-one is going to do anything about it
Bloody foreigners.

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/08/30/stoke-city-launch-late-bid-to-sign-manchester-citys-wilfried-bon/

could you imagine 190kg's tears if both allen AND bony end up at stoke?

Adrien Silva move to Leicester blocked

I wanna go to South America and and experience the crazy atmosphere they have at their games lads

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so match la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

>mfw Oxford United went out so early
>mfw we're getting relegated

This is just misery. Bring back 1986, where we won the League Cup and beat SAF on his debut with United 2-0.

>Sky Sources: Adrian Mariappa has agreed a deal to re-join Watford.

>Now a free agent after leaving Crystal Palace earlier this summer, we understand he's having a medical ahead of returning to club he started his career at and left in 2012.

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Good post

>>if he flops United can afford it la

This bit is unfortunately true. The only way it WON'T be true, is if they fail Top 4 this year, as it means like a £30m loss in sponsorship due to clauses. But that's so unlikely it's not worth considering.

>We are delighted to have completed the signing of @RyanMason for a Club record undisclosed fee

can't wait to see all those double digit crowds tonight

the only thing the prem has is the "equity" (aka 4 or 5 good teams competing for the title). Everything else is poor, except the clubs I guess haha

nobody can stop HSV

these posts wouldn't be too bad if they didn't have 'la' at the end of every sentence, la is a scouser thing

I know you're trying to convey the delusion mancs share with them but I like my memes accurate

When is dabs internally going to be a meme?

[dabs externally]

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Spurs are gonna have no bench by the end of the window

*sigh* Guardiola's got no Hart....
HAHAHA. GET IT? CUS HART AND HEART SOUND THE SAME. AND HAVING A HEART A SAYING WHICH IMPLIES COMPASSION, SOMETHING GUARDIOLA IS LACKING IN IN HIS DEALING WITH JOE HART. HAHAHAHAHA.

sauce?

me on the right

Is Gamboa the player Celtic just signed from West Brom any good?

too good for celtic

If he has a solid season at Tornio he'll be somewhere good next year

Really make you think

At least it won't take Hart long to adapt to the league, he'll feel right at home in all the half-empty stadiums in Serie A

Are you available for hire m8?

t. The Sun

i liked those videos a lot before. its fake but it's the ones that still look the real as shit while keeping good quality

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>mancs
They're talking about united though

Stop appropriating english culture

Joe Hart is like Guardiola being pushed out of Barcelona because he wasn't physical enough. Joe Hart is being pushed because he's shit with the ball at his feet. Hopefully some revolutionary in the future will bring the long ball hoofing GK us English cherish so much and return our game to its former magnificence.

>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
I've actually seen this one used multiple times lol

>Sakho

>New Arsenal signing Shkodran Mustafi, 24, says Germany team-mate Mesut Ozil convinced him to move to Emirates Stadium. The defender will complete a medical with Arsenal at the weekend

And now Ozil is going to kill himself because Gnabry is going to be sold.

>three trillion thousand hundred billion million for the dabbing mahamadou diarra

Hart's pretty shit at long balls though

>Freiburg signing Niederstrecker
Why though?

>i liked those videos a lot before. its fake but it's the ones that still look the real as shit while keeping good quality

>meanwhile in the us of a

Europeans are so superior to Americans

Hart to Torino announced any minute now

its on the bottom right of the pic you complete and utter mong.

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>dabbing mahamadou diarra

would you know this many footballers without fifa?

Rate my cheese omlette

Is he gonna jump?

Nice presentation m8

Did they have to put a safety net underneath

I meant the actual episode you fucking spic,I'm not gonna look through the fucking hundred's they've made just to find that one,maybe you can do it while waiting in the unemployment line to pass the time

did albrighton have a stroke at some point in his life?

his face is so off-kilter

this isn't slimani

I don't play fifa la

I was about to say re-read the post
then I got it, pretty proud tbqh

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Chadli (WBA) and Mason (Hull) can now be added to this

Leicester won the league with it.

>niggers united

I like that Michael Jackson style presentation.

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Its shit now because none of those players are anywhere near the best to have signed for their club even very recently.

>makes unemployment joke
>lives in fucking romania of all places

im british, on holiday, you know that thing when you go to another country then go back to your own?, ofcourse you dont..

>n*ggers

wtf I love the USA now

are man city the only team to have spent their club record on their best player?

Fuck off with your edginess adolf

>refering to himself at 'british'

but de bruyne, sterling, stones and otamendi have all cost more than aguero

It wouldn't surprise me if he used to post here

I'd go with "What becomes of the broken hearted?"

Where are Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Tottenham, Everton?

losing big kev hurt them more than losing aguero desu

what?

clubs who haven't broken their transfer record this summer you retard

>Bolton have signed Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere on loan

K.

How the fuck could torino afford hart but not liverpool

liverpool don't need him you mong

Not sure if reverse troll.

Because Pep didn't want to strength another EPL team? Or perhaps because they have like 3 GK's already?

Mingolet is 1st choice keeper though

man utd

Bet you feel fucking retarded now, don't you?

>tfw you keep checking these threads until the club you're a fan of makes a signing
>transfer deadline happens your club didn't even try to sign anybody

Because we literally have the best German keeper in the world.

They can't afford it, City is paying for like 70% of his salary.

Mignolet is worse than Hart tbf

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