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comfy morning edition

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didn't sleep
doing a class later
will be long

fuck off caralad you kiddyfiddler

wish I was Tom Brady desu

submitted one of these 'job applications' as they seem to call them

havent had any luck with the old 'job applications' so far

my hot wife whos actually not that hot and kinda looks like a dude

>Gender is a learned thing and gender roles are social concepts
>There is a such thing as a male brain or a female brain and you can be born with the wrong one

well, which is it?

cara?

first one, trans people are stupid and think it's the second

what am i supposed to distract myself with now that the nfl and premier league are over

Tonight on A Current Affair we speak to the user whose totally fucked his life for the last 15 years.
Up next, meet the neighbours from hell.

georgia?

the ol' vroom vroom starts in 2 months more or less

>nfl
>premier league

i simply cannot appreciate motorsports

they don't contradict eachother retard

is he that retard that gets on his knee and prays every time he scores?

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Did a laugh

you're probably thinking of tim tebow who was a meme for a year
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hi friend

oh sorry i misread

you are indeed correct, it's the first one

>learned
>born

>Australia: 7% of Catholic priests abused children, commission finds

criminal genes

helo

Why do normies hoot and holler like a bunch of wild apes?

You mean Irish genes

>super bowl? why yes indeed, i do like watching 3 hours of adverts inbetween fat niggers catching an egg

homo sapiens sapiens are apes

This guy is from the UK 100% positive. You can clearly see the yellow lines on the road which clearly indicates that it is the UK...

see

went for a poo last night with 2 minutes left on the clock when i came back 15 minutes later there were still 17 seconds left

Feminists HATE trannies because trannies entire worldview begins with the gender binary

fell asleep in the third quarter but I'll tell all me mates I watched it all >:D

edelman is white

He could walk down a busy street here without being recognised by anyone

>tfw so far down the gambling rabbit hole you are betting on small-league Polish and Russian football games

Still doing Babby stakes though

did any popstars chimp out about trump during the pre-game performance?

Of course he's from the UK, that is national celebrity Tim Byrne of the Byrnerds

christ, give your head a wobble mate.

john key youve got mail

I don't have a job so £5 is a massive deal

>gambling
never understood this desu

*jewish

*opens the mail*

It's entertainment

aotearoa is not for sale

see guys in betting shops put legitimate bets on fake computer-generated races

this is true

the idea that gender is a social construct is popular among mtt but the dissonance involved in recognizing this and THEN just conforming to them is retarded

it's only popular with them coz they see it as a justification in their mental illness heads

its pretty easy to win money on sport if you're not retarded and fall for the multi/acca meme

james baxter

And why is so lousy looking?

*moves this message to the spam bin*

alri?
alri.

Wish I had mates

afl women's league has started
it's a full riot get on it

have a m8 who has lost so much money because he seems to think that betting multis of favourites is a good idea

american jews are white though

it's runty is what it is, just earn your money and watch the sports you like and you'll be in a better position in the long run

did they do the smart thing that other sports don't and put them on a smaller field with a smaller ball?

put a billion on feyenoord against groningen they won 5-1 last time

UA and UGAZ aren't performing brilliantly at the mo lads, wondering whether to pull the plug and kill myself

guys on the radio were annoying me so I called in and told them to shut the fuck up and they did. its just dead air now

get in thereee my laaaaaad get in thereeee

nah, not when you're betting on some obscure C grade polish soccer team or some dog race at 11pm being run out of shanghai

>feyenoord
I've been tricked by Feyenoord already

Never again will I fall for the ruse

procrastinate on everything

had a long weekend to fully finish all my coursework but I spent it shagging the gf instead

not this year this is /our year/

swedes are literal jews without the nepotism

yeah lmao, they made the ball especially small too (mens is size 5, traditional womens is usually 4.5 afaik but they're using 4 for the aflw)
also only 16 a side instead of 18

your life is completely awful.

haven't wanked for a week and yet am not horny at all

>UA
>predicted to get even worse

RIP

>every advert on tv
>every free drink in the casino
>every accountant, HR rep, marketing manager in their employ
>the rent on every betting shop
>the cost of research
all paid for by your runty little habit

>trump may want friendlier relations with Russia, perhaps even an alliance
>media is reporting this as reckless and should make everyone rethink their relations with the US

I don't understand lads

haitiANO

im in the same boat mate

often when my gf wants to have sex i literally am not interested and my bonner fades

day's over, bored already

wait until wales win the rugby and underarmour gets plastered all over tv lad, hold tight on that one

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bad effort

hmm
have a large irish extended family, wonder if any of them got caught up in that. would make a lot of sense.
could believe it of my dad

Trump could personally deliver a golden horn of plenty to every household in the country and the media would still shit all over him

I'm the Germanic speaking guy in a place full of Angelo's.

TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.

>wait until wales win the rugby

he doesnt have that long

still dont like him

ate my apple too early, still an hour until the food van

haha good post

fun fact: i played club with an england squad pick

sometimes wish i was smart enough to do a phd

did my masters and only got a pass, which isnt good enough for phd

however, apart from masters my cv is empty so been unsuccessful in every job application over the past 2 years

and he played with an english squat prick (you)

>spent 209k on nvidia stock alone
fob

No fap is crap. It's not that you need to stop having a wank, it's that you need to do it with motivation and passion.
Otherwise you'll wither into a right runt.

bit mean but yeah i was shit haha got put with the other retards for contact training so i didn't get hurt, was told i was "teaching them"

*sees post*
*walks outside*
*strolls into betting shop*
alright mate I'd like to place all my life savings on Lionel Messi pulling out his willy in tonight's game thanks
*performs transaction with betting shop clerk*
alright cheers, say hi to Madge for me
*walks out of betting shop*
*walks back home*
ah yes how fulfilling

im not doing no fap i just haven't been horny

Top post iah

I'm going to be a illegal immigrant. I'm going to be homeless in London.

Things that will probably be resolved by the end of the Trump administration:
>Syrian war
>ISIS
>Migrant crisis
>New set of trade deals
>More jobs
>Sanctions on Russia lifted

Things that will not be resolved by Trump and will still be challenges for the next President's administration:
>Illegal immigration
>Israel/Palestine
>The completion and paying of Trump's wall
>Guantanamo Bay
>Snowden
>Huge debt
>Mass shootings
>Global terror attacks
>US/China high tensions
>Fake news

The next president is also very likely to be a Democrat

good lad
take those bloody northerners jobs for me

windy out

im not trying not to wank, i just have no sex drive