/brit/

drugs? No, I shant edition

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TIDDLY DEE I HAD BETTER START ME LADS A NEW /BRIT/ THREAD SO THAT I MAY EXPRESS JUST HOW BRILLIANT MY RACE IS DESPITE BEING A BUNCH OF SUBHUMAN DRUNKEN MONKIES

WOOHAA TIDDLY DEE TIDDLY DOO I MIGHT HAVE A BIG MICK POO

*grabs your uncle*
*makes him dig a grave*
*shoots him in the head and burys him*
only good proddy is a dead one

>yank "sports"

new phone, whomst dis

is this actually true

Maybe she meant coca-cola

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its creeping into british sports too
The Champions league final had tinie tempah playing at it last year

don't reply to me

roast pork and haslet sandwiches today lads
like the pig holocaust but with lettuce

me in the middle

Grab them by the ponny

Giving the ol' motorcyle a wash

Why don't you ride one /brit/?

>the extreme free speech message board Sup Forums

Ah yes

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-38829249

>northerners

youtube.com/watch?v=W_BBLweC2_Q

American superbowl wins - 51

Euro superbowl wins - 0

are you runts even trying?

did he score?

American world cup wins - 0

haslet is based af

lmao she's german

No interest in motorised fedoras

why do so many non-whites have schizophrenia?

thinking of you doing a poo x

Why are British TV shows so plain boring??
I'm watching 'bargain hunt' on BBC one.

>I can't ride a motorbike

why does it need to be exciting?

Inbreeding

can't you appreciate a good bargain?

>why is day time TV for retired people boring?

becoming less racist

Sup Forums is actually kind of a bad website. I go to this place called reddit. its like Sup Forums but actually better and funny with lots of really funny memes and everything

culture shock

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38762034

absolutely howling at the frothing rorkes in the comments

Can't afford a Harley XR750 and don't want anything else

Because my life is plain boring and I need "excitement"
I guess so?? :-/
This! :-)

christ, the nashers on the one on the right

>all the leave voters were fickos lol

>co-worker has lots of tattoos
>ask him how much one on his arm cost
>6 thousand fucking pounds

brb becoming a tattoos artist

*puts you in a cell*
*you smear shit on the walls and starve to deah*

is bernard shaw irish or british?

Irish

used to love watching How Clean Is Your House when I was temporarily NEET a few yrs back. my flat was clean as fuck as a result

Did the man draw the picture on the other mans skin?

>with lettuce

Need to get into the tattoo removal service meself

don't really understand homophobia/racists/whatever

can't they just choose to not be offended? or are they too dumb to not have control over themselves?

Why do people still watch daytime TV when the internet exists

>the internet exists
does it?

Because Tim Wonnacott is comfy

hello? (hello, hello hello, hello, hello...)

>Things exist

bye

Because I can't watch streams with my 17kbps bandwidth.

>he thinks the internet is real

>gif
fuck off

Found a cheap HD on ebay for you

£2000

just imagine how ugly phimo is

bet you'd turn to stone if you looked at him

good gimmick, this could catch on

>you will never know your real IQ because that shit's only accurate when you're younger

>touchdown shitsville shirtlifters!!!!! woah man!!!!
>we'll be right back after this short commercial break from shekelstein legal services
>welcome back football fans. knobstown knobhounds trail ten-eighteen in superb owl fiddy-one
>chad dikcheeski is not having a good night tonight

background noise mostly. I really like having top gear reruns just playing away on the tele while I'm shitposting or doing random chores etc

doing a swimming based HIIT session tonight lads

godzilla didn't breathe fire

>extreme free speech
kek, this site has the exact same free speech rules as America. Whats so "extreme"

godzilla isn't real

That's not Godzilla bitch, that's Galthizor: the eternal opponent of intelligence

Maybe you need a few extra points

Could afford a brand new Harley Davidson right now

>german

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Still amazes me that an Anime forum became such a big boogeyman

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So what happened to all of the Farage fanboys? Still here?

Like my women like I like my whiskey, lads

going KFC for a fillet box meal xx

RIP

12 years old?

its an easy thing for the media to attack because its such a shock for a normie to read and also theres no users only anonymous posts

get those new zinger chips and let me know if they're any good

Yes

Bit disappointing he became Trumps fanboy though

female coworkers just asked what I'm doing for valentines day

for £12 ?

yes

normie cunt hope you die

Religious demographics of UK prisons:

No religion - 26,626
Church of England - 23,039
Roman Catholic - 14,296
Muslim - 9,795
Buddhist - 1,737
Sikh - 648
Atheist - 570
Agnostic - 514
Hindu - 434
Pagan - 366
Rastafarian - 340
Jehovah's Witness - 230
Jewish - 220
Scientology - 3

Your opinions??

why didn't you ask her out

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scientologists are obviously the most moral

need these as percentages of the general population before I make a racist statement

> Atheist and agnostic seperate to 'No Religion'
brilliant survey

>i figured you were a southern girl you were above that
what did he mean by this

>working at petrol station
>2 black women come in
>whispering to each other
>hear one say 'naw he's too young'

The so called gf
youtu.be/Gp7KQizNwDc

roastie

Just got here, they don't serve em yet

idiot

>>>/eirefeel/
not in an invitation sort of way
they're both married or in a long term relationship

Might break up with the gf 2bh

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