Americans keep their microwaves in the fridge

>americans keep their microwaves in the fridge

well yeah, the magnetron goes bad if you leave it out when not in use.

>american magnetrons go bad

>Americans put their shoes in the fridge

How else do you keep your feet cool on hot days?

No fucking way

huh? other countries don't do this?

Buy more appropriate and higher quality footwear.
Get AC.
And DONT fucking wear shoes in the house.
Fridge is for FOOD. Might aswell just let everybody shit on your table. Literally same effect from a microbial point of view.
Fucking gross.

nice post-post-post-shitposting, very meta

>American shoes emit freezing microwaves

Le it's a shitpost post

...

next you'll be telling me we're the only country that uses Ranch dressing to cure the flu.

>Ranch dressing to cure the flu.
What are you, stupid? That's what fucking cousins is for.

>Americans don't remove wrap from their furniture

it protects furniture from sharting

>americans microwave their shoes in the shower

>americans deep-fry their water

>americans microwave their tea water

>Americans take the car to the gym

>swedes keep their refugees in fridge

>Americans deep fry their shoes

No it's
>refugees keep their Swedes in the fridge

if we didn't the meat would go bad

I giggle'd

>Mfw I do this too.

>south america is considered america
>anti american shitposting applies to both continents

>Poland exists

i actually put my brief underwear in the fridge once, i regret nothing.
it was one fleeting awesome moment

>americans bring their food back to the store after they digested it

>americans microwave their buttplugs

nice

>americans deep fry their high fructose corn syrup