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Manchester in 2017 edition

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meanwhile

granny smiths are the best apples i will heem anyone who disagrees

theory: shan't be reading that

Why has Sup Forums's image loading been so shit for the few days

You are so tolerant and multicultural

getting involved

rank

theory: there is such an outrage to Trump purely because American society had become so accustomed and comfortable to a liberal, left-leaning narrative of the Obama administration that even the very sight of conservatism makes them scream. a lot of Trump's policies- hard stance on immigration, abortion, the cutting of taxes and the opening of oil pipelines would have been followed by pretty much any Republican candidate as president, but the radical progressive democrat culture of America for eight years has made them forget that things don't always go their way and that conservatives exist in their country as well. They're just a lot quieter and less prevalent in the media and in popular culture.

pink ladies doe

dunno lad but it's fucking me off having to hover for 30 seconds for an image to pop up

there's a part of me that wants to know the heartbreak of being cheated on

turn 22 in 2 minutes lads

>not a single binbag

wot

we'll be the same age for 3 days

QUINTESSENTIAL

If I told my gf I've sexted various random girls online would she break up with me for eCheating?

Bill Clinton proposed even tougher immigration bans than trump

ahh yes, grime fans

*makes wild unsubstantiated accusations about everyone ITT*

wont be wishing the ausponce a happy birthday

Yes, exactly. I don't think Trump is really that different from previous presidents, he's just very different to Obama and liberals hate that

Just turned 22 lads.

Awful

cannot imagine being in the mindset where you'd buy those clothes, get that haircut then squat down in front of a mirror, take a couple pictures then post them on twitter

just cannot imagine

i hope she would

I don't understand gay men either

Got a large pepperoni slice, a spicy chicken and pepperoni lattice, a packet of crisps and a latte for £3.80 in Greggs. Don't know what you lads are memeing about, it's fucking great

Happy birthday mate

*hands you a 24 pack*

its cheap for a reason

hmm ah yes
*does a think*
ah yes hmm
*vomits everywhere*

>latte

bit bent

won't be telling her then

>get to see the tits and fannies of other girls
>can block them and delete convos whenever you want
>don't have the guilt of physically cheating
>don't have to deal with the strain of secret travelling and the cost of having a side girl
>can't get STDs and harm your partner

truly the patrician's form of cheating

...

why would you post this?

genuinely one of the most boring and uninteresting images i've seen in weeks

Fuck off slug

still makes you a cunt and your gf deserves better.

but if shes with you then it probably means shes a shitty person too.

Good post, didn't get it either

haha alri noble paladin

Uhhhhhhh lads, why does the media keeps saying thw countries trump has banned are "mainly muslim"? Why not just list the countries? Reckon the media are trying to stir shit

he was always a right cunt. a carefully managed "nice guy" who has been exposed as an absolute fraud. unicef are bent af so no doubt they'll keep him as an ambassador even though he doesn't give a fuck about the kids.

agreed

>Reckon the media are trying to stir shit
No, never!

>noble paladin
no, just not a shitty person with a shitty personality. feel free to continue memeing though. they're epic!

because they want to push a narrative

>tfw same star sign as The Queen and Shakespeare

Got a main b*tch

Got a mistress

A couple girlfriends I'm so hood rich

Twoooo fat laaaadiiiies!

hey me too

>No way user! We've never had a virgin housemate before! That's hilarious!!

two fuckin benders then waheyy

Car didn't start this morning

boggles the mind that there are people who wipe their arse while standing up

>Astrology

>he doesn't squat on the toilet while doing poo

LOL enjoy your bowel problems

>not wiping this way

state of the plebs jfc

car wouldn't turn off today lads

boggles the mind that there are people who wipe their arse with dry paper instead of just using a water spray

their parents failed them desu

eh?

people wipe in other ways?

I want to eat out the cunt of Theresa's May's. Such a cute girl she is...

wew lads

car wouldn't exist today

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

fuck white people 2bh lads

yes while sitting down x

Jokes on you I've never seen a naked picture in my life

ah yes, let me just get this bog roll and stick my hand into the fucking toilet to wipe with it

>using paper to wipe your arse

white people are savages

how?
there's not enough room to fit your hand down there while sat on the seat
or do I just have a small toilet?

wonder if the so called "daily mail" ever visited /brit/

this one made me feel
nice one

What are you using then? Stones, leafs and twicks??

Was the lattee for your boyfriend mate or?

REALLY good representation of racial issues

Honestly hate the word 'arse', much prefer the americanised spelling, less grotesque sounding.

Why not?

/brit/ is perfect for a channel 4 documentary desu

It's only a matter of time before we make it big

virgin

Have you ever said 'ass' with an English accent? Sounds pathetic. Just don't say the word if you don't like it

ahhh yes, I've just dumped literal shit into this receptacle I am currently perched upon
but oh no
the act of ejecting said shit has left traces of it behind on my behind
oh, how fortunate, some cleaning paper
let me just
*tears off a piece of paper*
*jams my hand down the crack of my shitty arse, into the shit-and-bogwater-filled toilet*
*tries to literally cack-handed wipe my shitty arse with now wet and shitty paper*
muuuch cleaner

*gives you a dead arm*
gimp

kys

i pronounce ass like arse but i spell it ass

arse is what a five year old would write out if you asked them to spell ass

fuck off bender.

*shows Stacey Dooley how to funpost*

"having a wank lads"? this is very concerning

ass is a prudish euphemism to disguise what puritan puke americans actually mean - which is arse.

*stands up after defecating*
*smushes shitty cheeks together*
*wipes*
*flakes of shit fall to the floor*

ah yesss, this makes much more sense

idea that im sharing: whenever you take a shower, use the stream of water to clean the inside of your arse crack

Why do the brits have thousands of accents??

"Oh theres an irish poster, ill reply to him with this Mcgregor image"
"But why?"
"its funny you know... HEEM HAHAHA ha..."

would watch desu

you're the worst

can you PLEASE stop being so crude PLEASE

>*smushes shitty cheeks together*
avoidable if you're not overweight, plus
>*wipes*
fixed by this step

>*flakes of shit fall to the floor*
fix your fucking diet, you grimmo, what the fuck

only country in europe with culture

>you're the worst

ahem
*glares at you*

systemic congenital brain defects

they don't like moving around

>be DMX
>give it to you

oh yeah

Spain too.