This is Björk. Say something nice to her

This is Björk. Say something nice to her.

Nice rump you've got there, ma'am

Why's she dressed like such a fucking slut?

I like her feet in this picture

>he's a feet guy

BRRRRAAAAAP

>mfw I have that exact same instrument

>he's not

For a long time i just assumed she was asian because of her chink eyes.
Turns out her mom just drank a lot of alcohol while pregnant

>ywn be the boy she sings about in cocoon

hello big guy

yikes that hand

HOT

THICK

>he's a fur guy

Bjork made me cum pretty hard on multiple occasions

if it aint bjork dont fix it

I bet she likes linking park

H-hey..so how bout Ricardo guy? That w-was...uh...
Is it hot or just you in here? H-heh...um...I'm sorry.

greatest female artist of all time

double digit iq subhuman Americuck spotted

Kill yourself degenerate

You walk into your room and find this. What do?

cute

fpbp

Tell me you wouldn't fuck that rabbit if she asked...

you sure is smart

no this is bjork like a trillion years ago, now she is too old to be attractive, get over it deluded faggot

I wonder how often does she masturbate

wow thanks for correcting us. I did not realize

it really seems so

No, I wouldn't.

i wanna tear a hole in her dress with my boner and pjork her until her head smashes thru the wall

then i'd probably cuddle and smooch her afterward idk

Back to the containment thread

All but 1 (o|\|e) of your albums has been good.

fuck you, you untalented hipster whore. your music is as braindead as your fanbase of drooling manchildren. if just more björk-fans got offended by her fucking niggers and anhero'd on cam, her entire fanbase would be oblivirated and she go bankrupt, since no normal person wants to listen to her horrible rendition of elevator muzak

reply

>iwtftb

hello bjork i agree w u about joni mitchell and just bought a copy of don juan's reckless daughter

M'lady!

>Say something nice to her
in Icelandic ....without using Google translate.

Protip: You can't.

Fuq niggas

i'm also a bunny guy

Hvar er bókasafnið?

The nature of being a woman is dressing provocatively.

what dat mouf do?

How do you stay about a million times cooler than GrimesMonkey?

>Not wanting to ____ the rabbit
Pleb

(You)

hey bjork, wanna share some of your toblerone with me?

I want her to tickle my pickle if ya get what i'm sayin

>he is a furry

>got offended by her fucking niggers and anhero'd on cam

Haven't seen that video in forever. Good times.

I don't get it