This man becomes your next door neighbour

This man becomes your next door neighbour.
He rings your doorbell and wants to chat.
What's your reaction?

I chat with him, after which I decide what I think of him.

; _;7 rip javed jaffery.

*Googles untraceable poisons and toxins*

Come in man, how are you?

Treat him like any other human being and not answer the door.

chuckled slightly

*Grabs him by the throat*

Deus vult ?!?!

As Salaamu Aleikum brother and welcome to the neighborhood.

I then look forward to receiving free food on several religious occasions.

Grab my Cz-99 and my Puukko

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Probably just pretend I'm not home like when anybody else wants to talk to me.

>I then look forward to receiving free food on several religious occasions.
This. Dog bless my turkish neighbor.

How do you say, "heh.... nothing personnel kiddo" in Latin?

I politely explain him that german border is other way.

>He rings your doorbell and wants to chat.

I'm sorry, these foreign traditions are just too strange for me to accept.

I already have a neighbor named Mohamed, still alive.

Honestly? I'd feel uncomfortable. I know its wrong of me, but I can't help but feel a certain stereotype. If my fiancee was home I might talk at the door. But if I was home alone no way. I talk to Mormons etc. no problem though so I know I am being prejudice here. Sucks.

tell him "Sorry I dont have any explosives to borrow but truck station is that way"

Whisper "oy vey" in his ear. Although I'm not quite sure it's a jew judging by the picture

>google
You got traced my man, enjoy jail

praise le kek!!! xDDD

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