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plymouth is actually an alright place edition

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Keri Sable 2bh lads

first

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she just looks like "generic thinn blonde pornstar #27"

read this post

Westworld is a bit overrated isn't it.

I'm enjoying it, but it's hardly a masterpiece.

yeah it's no stranger things

>Speaker Bercow: Trump should not speak in Parliament

Not voting for him again then.

>wahwah someone said something I don't like let's act like fucking babies even though the US is incredibly important especially with brexit round the corner

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watched that house of air video earlier
don't know why i didnt switch it off after the fisting started but alas, here we are

THE NIGE

It's has nice sets but that's about it

Rate today's runt slop:

>Chicken breast for brekkie
>Chicken, bacon and lettuce sarnie, monster absolutely zero and tyrrells veggie crisps for lunch
>5 southern fried breaded "chicken" breast things for din dins
>4 cornettos because they were on offer for pud

Inb4 someone calls me a fatty it's only like 2700 kcals

shan't be watching that

pisses me off when the local hobo holds open the door to the ATM vestibule at the bank

like fuck off i'm not giving you my small change just because you held a door

hairy prick

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>Poccи́я
shan't be visiting that place any time soon

Fucking hell that's awful

How was that first sip?

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lot of chicken in one day 2bh

why'd you eat 4 cornettos?

Of course it's overrated if you go into it thinking it's a masterpiece.

Brazzers is doing a Metal Gear Solid parody

can't wait

i like it tbqh, aside from that one whore's story line

>tfw unironically understand where he is coming from

>actual interracial gay scat/piss porn on YouTube
how is this video still up?

Got them on reduced cos they're going out of date today desu

That was during the group–stage
and England only drew with a poor Russian side that Wales battered.

creasing

never seen the little ATM booths in the UK
Only seen them in the US and China, and I've only paid attention to stuff in the US and China

i don't give change to the hobos in my uni town because the police said that quite a few of them actually have homes and are on bennies
don't ever see hobos in my hometown so it's reet

Mates father unironically has a braziers account and he gave me the password

It's a whole different world of porn that

>resist
resist what? these people ARE the establishment

yeah theyre not so common in the UK because banks have slightly different layouts

why do y*nks unironically believe in God still?

Need a nigger from London to narrate things for me

wew lad

don't like giving my money away at all. i already get taxed, why would i willingly part with more money if it doesn't benefit me

Obligatory annoying yank who isn't wanted.

shall I post a collage? I'm a bit concerned the reaction will be hostile 'cause some posters just seem to like being dicks.

Yes that's what I'm saying, england were absolutely SHIT and the best ever Wales side still lost to them

Completely ruins the fairytale

Also funny people keep posting that Russian runt when this happened to him right after that pic

Same

no he's not the establishment, he's just a journalist :) and he's trying to tap into the same thing that trump and nige tapped into, everyone wants to feel like the plucky underdog

Bit mad that in America the president can get blocked from doing things. Kinda defeats the point of the title of president

alri peng ting

the so-called gf

Panhandlers should be arrested

What are pats?

called maddison, jump in my addison

Football doesn't work in terms of A > B and B > C, therefore A > C

why does football bring out the worst in people

New England Patriots

Nothing cringier than someone who supports multiculturalism and open borders.

That wasn't very good either.

Yeah, the mise-en-scene is amazing.

Well, yeah, but a big budget HBO show is normally something I would enjoy.

I wish there was more of Dolores and Liam McPoyle.

That's your opinion and I shall respect it

wew

bland

Irish American ultra left wing Maoist Stalinist agrarian death squad

Why are lefties mad about the new england team winning?

Thought the south was full of racist Yanks and new england full of lefty mongs

tribalism

it's just E*glish "people" doing what they do best

the Irish, Welsh and NI fans were fine in France

they're not, ignore the Sup Forums spongs

Tom Brady is a white male, football is a nigs sport

The (presumably now ex) gf still isn't talking to me lads

I feel like they don't think about things they just go with what sounds 'right'.

You could say a world without borders would be a magical place where everyone would live together as one in harmony or some shite. But in reality it would not fucking work like that, and I'm sure they know that.

they are though just search superbowl and racism on twitter

Because the greatest ever quarter back in a sport dominated by blacks, is a white man

>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

how long was she the gf for

>presumably
howling at you
why would she still be with you if you haven't spoke in a month? creeeeeeeasing

WRONG

Almost all quarterbacks are white tho

i am such a pathetic loser. i just want a gf
why am i so short and my dick is so tiny? that's unfair

What did you do?

lol

Because Trump is a fan of Tom Brady
And Tom Brady has said he's a fan of Trump

seems like you'll be better for it, that sort of behaviour in a relationship is not healthy. What'll happen next time she gets pissed off, she'll just stop talking to you for a few weeks again?
fuck it la, stop thinking about her

>sheet-of-ice-crushes-child-in-stroller
SHAN'T

*does*

ahh yes, i guess when you intentionally look for outrage then everyone must seem pretty outraged
get some perspective you little gimp

>Tom Brady
>Brady

Hmmm thinking hard

Sister and mum both believe in psychics and mediums and that.
how do I politely tell them it's the runtiest belief you can have?

Mate if she ignored you for 8 fucking days straight just don't even bother texting her.

Super Bowl: 34-28
Electoral college: 304-228

>>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>>Self-imposed social isolation
>>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>>Feelings of inadequacy
>>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>>Highly self-conscious
>>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>>Feeling inferior to others
>>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

All me

when she eventually replies, don't say anything to her again and disappear from her life. report back on what happens

baka donny jr. got no chill

Imagine unironically searching through tweets just to get triggered

Why is bossman doing the black power salute

send her a picture of a turtle crawling out of a briefcase

They've had the mantras hammered into them from birth.

>diversity is our strength
>so long as it doesn't harm others, people should be able to do what they like
>everyone is equal in every way

Hilarious thing is it's all massively contradictory.

fml

then "sorry, wrong person"

>deleted
made me think

forgot to buy her a christmas present

>tfw 6 foot tall and 6 inches penis
>still a gfless virgin

It's literally all in your head mate.

Why is trump banned from addressing parliament on his state visit?

What is this for? This is me.

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>>diversity is our strength
will never understand this meme
>equality
most skilled man gets the job regardless of race
>diversity
darkest man gets the job regardless of skills

>people think what i say they think
fuck off wog