Deadline Day edition:
>Spurs make £16 bid for Moussa Sissoko (BBC)
Wildfred Bony has teased a late transfer (@wilfriedbony)
>Jack Wilshere met with Eddie Howe & Alan Pardew yesterday & will choose between Palace & Bournemouth this morning (Sky)
Sporting Lisbon have agreed a deal to sell striker Islam Slimani to Leicester City for a fee of £30m. (Source: @SkyKaveh)
>Aston Villa have signed Bristol City striker Jonathan Kodija for 15m, smashing the Championship transfer record (@AVFCOfficial)
the other thread only has 300 replies but thought deadline day warrants a new thread
/trans/ has been fun lads
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bad OP image desu
This, please delete the thread OP and try again
Jack is literally the most JUST transfer of all time
where are the trannies?
deadline day really deserves a sticky 2bhwyf
Mamadou Sakho turns down interest from Besikas
Is he really gonna refuse every loan?
>beg Arsenal to sign you every window since you're at Newcastle
>end up at Spurs
this will die by afternoon, the afternoon/evening thead will have that desu
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carvery collage lad should add a wild brenny to the scene
i hope we go through more than that
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Have a pic of him?
a thread posted at 11:30pm got 300 replies at 9:35am, it won't even speed up until then with the late sleeping NEETs
>MCFC had a €40m bid for 17-yr-old sensation Kylian Mbappe turned down by Monaco this summer. Barcelona also keen on the forward (L'Equipe)
fuck this gay earth
>DAVID LUIZ REJECTED
>ALONSO IN SURREY FOR CHELSEA MEDICAL
>ENNER VALENCIA TO SWANSEA PROBABLY
>tfw you will never be Jorge Mendes
>still no decent FB
fuck this market session
>Bild understand Tottenham Hotspur are to make a €45M bid for Schalke midfielder Max Meyer.
Just seen Joe Kinnear getting out a taxi in bristol
meh source
Name a better owner in this English football pyramid, you literally can't.
Mansour. Look at all the players he bought for Pep.
>Don't forget that EFL clubs have no short-term loan window anymore after today with new rules. Means sort it today or wait until January
suddenly, you remember that England went out in Euro 2016 to Iceland
there are thousands to choose from
i guess he has a drink in this one
You'll find it annoying after 1 year when you don't get promoted
Chelsea need to do this and announce the permanent sale of Andreas Christensen
JUST
>Sell Christensen
>Send Zouma on loan with an option to buy
>Sign mediocre players from Seria A
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morning lads
last night was good
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David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 1m1 minute ago
Fulham are interested in signing Emmanuel Adebayor. Not a done deal but free agent, talks ongoing & #FFC are looking to do it #DeadlineDay
Any word on Javi Martinez?
wew lad
good job
feeling a bit emasculated now though
>Spuds
Any chance of a last minute deal between gf and me? Getting desperate here.
Feel free to make suggestions
Chad FC is open to a loan deal, but you will have to pay the shopping fees and there will be no option for sex
Yes, but she insist on a "Friend-clause"
you could always go for a non-contract and just pay on a goal basis
surely there's room for a poop or a smug essien in there?
Haha absolutely HOWLING at all those funny, ironic, above-it-all emails getting sent to the Guardian live blog.
Isn't this all just a big, stupid joke? Hahaha.
Oh wait, let me make a clever reference to a book or an '80s comedy. Haha we're having soooooo much fun!
wow lad, bretty gud
fucking hate the guardian
what I hate even more is that it's STILL the best newspaper
2nd for smug essien
obligatory shit gif
lmao how does he keep getting away with it
you can guarantee he gets a hefty bonus every time he joins a new club
i want to be his agent
Yeah
Beşiktaş have signed Inler from Leicester. 3 year deal.
heart stopped for a second there when 4chinz was down
did nobody inform hiroshimoot that it's fucking deadline day? typical fucking chinks, thinking memes make themselves
Bony to Stoke
>190kg's face when
Pazdan to Barcelona when
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This is fucking awful from Sky Sports.
They've got the David Luiz FM stats out to fill us in on a player everyone already knows.
This gets worse every year. We don't even have purple dildos and inbred Stoke fans to liven it up.
He would break the rope desu. he weighs like 400lbs
We're the self-proclaimed home of sport and it's transfer deadline day. Quick, someone buy a copy of Football Manager 2016!
looks like he fits right in
Post pic of stats
is there a youtube livestream of their deadline day coverage? just for some background noise and maybe potential memes
>Leicester City have agreed to meet Adrien Silva's £38.5m release clause at Sporting
p a n i c
good player that Adrien Silva, but does he compare to your Drinkys, your Kantes or your all the boys?
just saw it
kek'd
i always loved the trips down to clayton wood. being a stoke fan, we like to remind the world what a shithole stoke is
Spuds willing to pay £30mil for Sissoko
I will personally drive the useless cunt to Newcastle airport
Anyone listening to 5 Live?
The voice of the host...
Hendrick to Burnley when??
Gibson > Anderson = Pogba
thanks lad
Is it euros or pounds?
cheeky
>Sky Sports News
No Jo Wilson, no party.
Was this the pinnacle of Deadline Day?
youtube.com
Can it realistically ever be topped?
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The day /trans/ went too far.
Hello where are the transfers?
w-where are they getting this money from
if they finish mid-table will they end up bankrupt?
10/10
Shit, I forgot to re-enable the Wonga
I don't like that Brenny is visibly cut in half, rotate it so he's peaking out instead
Also needs a >de gay there somewhere. Maybe write it on the board.
Their rich as fuck sugar daddy?
Wonga blocks out my original Big Sam you nonce
would have spent this kind of money last season if that was it
>twitter trends
how much do these sky cunts get paid? I reckon we could do an infinitely better job
we have:
above average photoshoppers
a dutch lad for legal advice
an extremely good looking presenter with sharp facial features
a paki tranny for diversity quota
and a general team of top class memesters with folders filled with quality content
>Forest sign Carayol
Fuck off Fawaz
Literal 100s of millions just sitting in their pocket.
The EPL clubs spent 1billion this summer alone.
It's an obscene and utterly pointless waste of everything.
We've probably hit the high water mark in regards the end of football because this can't continue.
Football will eat itself.
DO YA REMEMBER WHEN CLUBS SIGNED PLAYERS WHENEVER THEY WANTED? EH? EH? DO YA?
GARLIC BREAD
How is Bog Sim blocked out?
No cheeky hand to the ear
he's talking about the hand next to his head
it was a fairly important part tbf
Why Balotelli became so shit? I mean he will end up in OGC Nice
alright lads
This thread is better than the #DeadlineDay feed.