Alien disclosure happening

>Alien disclosure happening
>UN secretary general announces that Earth governments have been in contact with Aliens for generations
>Pan-alien confederation in which Earth belongs is now under attack by an unknown and powerful race
>Allied aliens are asking for help
>all weapons, supplies and necessary tech to produce more of this advanced military hardware will be provided freely to Earth
>Eath will now have a central government
>all fit males will be conscripted to fight in the incoming interstellar war because we are facing extinction
What do you do?

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If the central government is run by brazil, probably overthrow it in about a week

>all fit males
i'll be alright i think. probably head over to pol and start larping for yous.

collaborate with the aliens because 99% of humans are filthy brown people and i totally agree they should be genocided

Get fucking psyched.

pls

Power will be shared equally among all nations of Earth. until further notice the UN will coordinate humankind efforts and NY will serve as headquarters. Sri Lanka has been suggested by our alien allies as the most fit location for our planet capital for undisclosed reasons.
You were reported to the central government as dissident and traitor, special "Foca 6 time" squads will be dispatched to your location.
Finn squadrons will be prepared for fight in Alpha-81-p in the cluster 689085 because of similar weather conditions. Good luck soldier.

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Emperah protects! None shall stop us!

>not making london the capital
alien allies dropped

It was just a suggestion, further scrutiny is necessary.

Guterres! Guterres! Guterres!

Mr. Guterres will serve as supreme chancelor until general elections are called.

>unification we didn't vote on
>"""""allies"""""
Sounds like we need to remove ayy lads

Be happy because we're likely to get a golden age of humanity with technology innovation and sacrifice.

Fuck up some xeno fucks

It is not a option. There must be a centralized coordinated effort and Earth needs a single representant in the Pan-galactic congress.
Humankind will have to fight for its freedom first. However the newer energy sources will guarantee a much more comfortable life style for everyone right away.
Not all xenos are enemies. Remember this, you might offend our allies.

Not all xenos are enemies,but all my enemies are xenos

>Not all xenos are enemies
If it says Ayy it needs to die

Ask the enemy aliens for a small loan.

A former canadian minister of defence literally came forth saying aliens exist and that was have been visited in the past and that it keeps happening today.

Link?

>UN will coordinate

You know what the UN is right?

Paul Hellyer

Dress up as a woman, dodge the draft, and then repopulate the earth after the war

As of now it will become the government of United Earth. All nations are required to contribute to the war effort, the UN will hastily expand its bureaucratic corps to fulfill the necessary roles. General elections are postponed for the time being and Mr. Guterres will serve as supreme chancelor.
We need everyone kid, including fit woman, eve tho our alien allies disagree. You can't escape draft now, our new advanced tech is able to locate anyone, anywhere on Earth.
You can think whatever you want sons, but never say it out loud, specially near Zotormaquis. They are specially sensitive to hatred.
All contacts made so far with the unknown race failed, you can't ask for loans.
He knew the truth, but nobody would believe, so no government tried to shut him down

Fight for the god emperor