I WANNA COCK!

I WANNA COCK!

Conservative americas disgust at modern effeminate men while collectively forgetting when crossdressing was the biggest trend in rock music always amuses me

Conservative America hated it then too you fairy.

>I WANT A ROCK

But why did they want a rock so much?

I meant that they're the same people that love this kind of buttrock

They're no more conservative note than they were then.

hair metal is garbage but I wanna rock is a banger

Hair metal is actually fantastic. You've probably only heard the shitty singles fat cat record execs pushed because they hate young people.

What was the point of hair metal feminizing themselves to various degrees (Twisted sister being on one end of the spectrum)?
I'm legitimately curious.

It was a Glam Rock throwback presumably

I don't know but it probably made a lot of people realise that they're gay

Would you let a tranny that looks like Dee Snyder blow you in a back alley?

Only if it actually was Dee Snyder

Fuck, I have a grad exam in genetics in 15 minutes. I shouldn't be making threads like this.

You literally have to watch The Decline of Western Civilization part 2 The Metal Years

Hahaha, what a fantastic title.

You're not gonna take it

Part 1 is essential too but only if you like The Germs and pre-Rollins Black Flag. Part 2 is essential even if you don't like the music which no one does. Part 3 was kinda lazy reunion tier and completely unessential but still better than I expected.

>Girls, girls, girls.
Was this song autobiographical?

The 80's were a pretty faggy decade for music in general if you think about it.
If you have to think about who looked gayer, Boy George or metal bands from the same era there's a problem.

Unless it's from a Doberman pinscher!

how do you go from this

>that vodka in the pool....

to this?

Their joke was they looked like girls but could still kick your ass...

Metallica was a direct response to this faggotry

He's a medicine Ma-ha-HAAN!
He's a medicine Ma-yun!