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didn't want to go to oxbridge anyway edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

need a bf really bad

Why aren't you watching anime?

TSUUUUU

Reminder /brit/ owns cum

Are candles bent?

Got a nice candle on the desk table, looks good and has a nice ambient glow, nice addition imo

waayyheyy lads

gonna do a cheeky line

falling in love with a 5 ft korean girl with big chebs again
blaming this one on the jews

second omelette: on plate in front of me
knife and fork: in appropriate hands
it's fucking happening lads, it's fucking happening

Im not a sexually frustrated pedophile

*blocks your path*

first for willy birthmarks

well she replied lads
where do I go from here?

It's shite

For two decades, starting in 1993, Andrei Zhukov went down into a Moscow archive at least three days a week, spending hour after hour leafing through thousands of orders issued by the NKVD, Joseph Stalin’s secret police, searching for the names and ranks of the organisation’s officers.

The result is the first comprehensive survey of the NKVD men responsible for carrying out Stalin’s “Great Terror” of 1937 and 1938, in which about 1.5 million people were arrested and 700,000 shot. While it is not the first study into the senior leadership of the NKVD, this is the first time that everyone – from the investigators to the executioners – has been identified. There are just over 40,000 names on the list.

>one chance at life
>not born in a country that will leave the EU

>he doesn't walk as fast as he can

I bet you have a virgin walk.

seems like a yes or no question to me, idiot

France created the EU to control German industry

started a new module

>he's an anime virgin


enjoy never getting laid runt

eaten half a jar of jalapenos tonight
I'm gonna be shitting through the eye of a needle tomorrow

Business idea: make a new EU but only with the countries that can afford it

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This is why they say a dog is man's best friend

racist

>goes for a stroll

update on the whole omelette sitch:
tobasco sauce is really nice x

no my darling, i am from the *drum roll*
northern powerhouse!

You can have it.

The only good general in Sup Forums is the rarely seen /CAN/. It's rarity is part of what makes it great.

More like germany created the EU to control the french market

is being a truck driver the ultimate job for a neet?
>get your own cuckshed
>don't have to talk to people
>eat fast food all day
>can get truck stop lizards to suck you off

Wish I was mate, I wouldn't have caught warts off your mam.

Business idea: invade germany and turn it into east france

>don't worry he's really friendly

>laid
FOY

Na, but I still shag your mums hairy vag while you cry to virgin cartoons

*spits in your face*

>is being a lorry driver the ultimate job for a neet?
no
you can't be a neet and a lorry driver at the same time

a cute

Reading Plato's Republic

Really fucking boring, just some old cunts talking to each other about nowt pretending to be interested

>'would it not be the case you are a complete bender'
>'absolutely Socrates'
>'thus would it not be true noncery is also your forte'
>'yes it is true'

Repeat ad infinitum does my nut gonna drop it soon

no
Germany used to be weak and France was the great power of Europe

over time it shifted, German unification finally put the power firmly in Germany's camp.

Reminder i fucked all of you s runts mums nwtm

I never said you could

>(((banter)))

Thank you sir!
Maybe I have another, sir!

thank you mr big strong american

p-please sir, can i have some more?

can't believe I've only just started watching blackadder lads it's fucking hilarious

Already been done a dozen times lad, that's how Belgium was born hahaha

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GOING TO ROLL A JOINT

haha

they all die at the end

runtmind

*slaps both of u*

>when he goes to uni to learn how to shout "NIGGA GIMME THE GUN NIGGA SHOOT MONEY BITCH" into a mic

WEW

they all die at the end of every series except the 3rd one I guess

r b

I have the ebook of that book.

I'm eating raaatt poison for dinnerrrr
pull the cord from the phone, I am dining aloone
Tonight! rat poison for dinnerrrr

ah yes

who wants to pack my fudge?

>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>apply to Uni
>get into Oxford
>family trouble 2 years in
>have to take a year out
>go back for a year
>nearly kill myself
>another year out
>go back
>break down and drop out
>no degree
>huge amounts of debt to the UK
>5 years of my life wasted

Oxford was the biggest mistake of my life and although the first year was fun being drunk and partying like a Uni student does, the rest were shit because of the abundance of pic related.

You know all those pictures with signs saying 'I need feminism because....'. they're done outside the RadCam library in Oxford and I had to pass these cunts every day on my way to do actual work while the History students did fuck all. I had the displeasure of knowing this one personally and if I wasn't already depressed it would have made got me there in one fucking conversation.

>photon
commit suicide immediately

>Photon

you have ten seconds to rationally explain to me why you don't take steroids
hard mode: no it shrinks your dick tier urban myths

Don't forget to pay for your license to view television goy!

>why don't the brits want a yank in gods own country
Real thinker.

ice cream...

...on a waffle?

don stepped outside

I'm not a cheating cunt
I want a functioning liver and normal test levels in 20 years

don't want to get TOO big

it will fuck up my hormone system cos my body will stop producing natty test if it's getting all this extra test
so after i stop taking them i'll get gyno

nobody pays that

haven't done a poo in about 5 days

'eed

brb moving to Australia

I eat proper nutrition so there's no point.

Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.

I don't lift because I'm not a homosexual

i dont need damaging chemicals to build muscle.

this is a good book to read

I have good genetics and don't need them

You do though don't you, like the good little cucks you are

>implying everyone at the top of every field didn't get there by taking any advantage they could
>functioning liver
that's why you inject and don't take orals

>normal test levels in 20 years
what is cycling
gyno is caused by an excess of estrogen, you just take estrogen inhibitors to prevent it.

just dawned on me why this runt lad has such a massive chip on his shoulder over lads who lift
think he legitimately and literally got cucked by a gym lad at some point

*rips it up*

no?
I don't even own a tv

maybe 1/10 people actually pay it

how do you spot a deano irl?

need my fudge packing lads x

If someone can link me ONE song better than this I will eat my hat

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>what is cycling
Would cycling properly mean that my testes would continue to produce their own testosterone?

male that still wears hair gel

*starts hyperventilating*

i-i-i need a doctor

>X and Y help you achieve Z
>I do X so there's not point doing Y

fair

check out beaver towers lad

Just not true

>didnt get there by taking any advantage they could
yeah in the ipf they don't