Favourite album

>favourite album
>most fucked up thing you've ever done

stabbed a guy

>fapped to child porn when I was 14

I just wanted kids my age desu

>Gas - Pop
>Accidentally landed a wheelbarrow onto a newborn puppy, ripping the skin all the way down to the bone on its front paw

Ok story time
This happened around November 2009
>be me, dumb as hell teenager
>friend gets me to drop acid with him
>I start having these weird flashbacks of this guy who last year stole my girlfriend
>I get pissed as hell and leave my dorm (high school boarding)
>spend the next 2 hours tracking down this guy's car
>I find it and smash his windows with a bunch of rocks
>the next day the campus police arrive on the scene
>a woman is standing there next to the car
>her car
>I accidentally fucked up the wrong car
They never caught me although the campus police got close

got paid £50 to suck and fuck a 65 year old obese dude

Jesus Christ, this board is almost as bad as Sup Forums.

>Pic Related
>Once masturbaited to a picture of my friends feet that he sent me.
>(I really haven't done much fucked up stuff)

Story?

dude pissed me off when i was holding a knife

How did he piss you off?
Insulted you? Friend? Spouce?

I need details matey!

Haven't done anything fucked up really.
Almost killed myself once but it was just to see what would happen.

friend of mine. forgot what he did exactly but it was some kind of somethin real fucking dirty. we're still buddies, ran into him earlier today actually

>Ween-Chocolate and Cheese
Threw a bag of stray kittens and some rocks into the river

>friend of mine
Jesus, dude.....

Surprised you guys made up.

i mean in the moment immediately following it was like "oh shit, sorry i stabbed you buddy, that was kind of overdoing it" and he was more or less like "yeah we're good don't fucking do that again"

>One time I stayed in an airbnb. At around 2am, I was butt ass naked in my room and I kinda had to piss, but I figured I'd just jerk off first. Right after I finish crankin one out, I hear someone outside my door go into the place's only bathroom and start taking a really long shower. Well, I was covered in jizz and I had to piss really fucking bad by this point and couldn't contain the urine much longer, so I opened the window (I was on the third story) and I pissed out of it onto the driveway. Nobody found out and the owner left me a great review

Not sure if the worst but I bullied a trans-gendered kid in elementary school

>probably TMR

Bumped into someone's car trying to park my dad's car, then lied to my dad about it.

>i mean in the moment immediately following it was like "oh shit, sorry i stabbed you buddy, that was kind of overdoing it" and he was more or less like "yeah we're good don't fucking do that again"
That...seems like an under-reaction...

>drugged a girl

Ew

thats not bad thats hilarious

Similar story: also my favorite album is Murmur by REM

I went to Montreal for Fall break with 3 of my friends from college. We drove there from Michigan, stopped in Niagara and proceeded onward to the city.

We went because one of my friends was from austria, and drinking age was 18 and he missed the low drinking age from back home. Funny thing is, when he drinks he gets the runs.

We were staying in a airbnb and he shit so much in the toilet that he clogged it with the paper. He grabbed a plastic bag, ran through the house with shit in the plastic bag, and threw it in the trash.

The house smelled horrible

>Confusion is Sex - Sonic Youth
>got really drunk and crawled into a dumpster, smoked and masturbated inside

>doesn't reply to my thread
>steals my Jimmy Neutron OC
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao

is that kinoko teikoku

also holy keks

Didn't stop when she asked me to.

Lost my virginity to a hooker

HA KNEW YOU WERE GAY

Ate dog shit

Fitting

literally hitler

Weezer - The Blue Album

I used to peep at the girl across the street on the biggest branch of the big oak tree and she pretends to strip for me and then shuts her blinds so being really angry and also 14 I painted on their house YOUR DAUGHTER DIES TONIGHT and they found it out was me lol and a cop comes to the door and im listening to buddy holly and i said hold on to remove my cans and he GRABS my cassette player and SNAPS it and his forehead vein is bulbous and he says what are you a tween starlet

still didnt get what he meant. but ya i went to juvi

hell yeah, eureka is fantastic, not so big on everything they put out after it though

and yeah, fucked up from an outside perspective but personally, I'm actually at peace with what happened. I feel more fucked over when I tripped another kid that was running past me and broke his nose.

how old were you and how much?

I liked Uzi ni Naru t b h

got into like 5 gay gangbangs dressed as a trap and im not even gay

>got into like 5 gay gangbangs dressed as a trap
>im not even gay
You are now

how the fuck

I feel like a girl, but not gay.

Sexually harassed a kid on my school bus

>im not even gay

Idk I hit a car with my car once and almost cried.
I'm a sensitive boy so I don't do much fucked up shit.
I would probably be trans if I was less mentally stable.
I even have a girl ass.

Ordered a hit on the guy who made this album after I helped my friend fake his death.

(me)

Thread updated when I posted, I feel you friend.
Maybe I need to become a trap.
How do

...

do you have gender issues or something?

jerked off the in parking lot while my parents were stopping in at an acquaintance's funeral

I put my dick in my sis while she was sleeping when she was younger

>be 12 in elementary
>get seated next to a girl in class
>try to lift up her skirt and touch her leg
>she pulls it away when i touched her leg
>try it again
>3pac
>aint stoppin

No I just was bored lol

How is this fucked up lol

when you're bored you dress up like a girl and get gangbanged but it isnt gay because it makes you feel like a girl too

>Pinkerton

Literally raped my freind's friend in a party when she passed out in a bed. She is fucking qt tbqh. She was dressed as pic related. I put my cock between her feet and started to jack off with them. Later I put my cock in her mouth and finally her pussy. Obviously the latter I had a condom. For the final 'hit' I came in her face and ass. I have pics but I don't want to be caught.

used to use my mom's dildo for butt stuff

oh shit and i saw her social media. she looks cute af and [spoiler] i deserve to be in hell[/spoiler]

Who's gonna tell him

how the fuck was there a trans kid in your elementary school

screen capping a part of a cartoon isnt :""""oc""" fucjking retard

not that user, but I guess people figure themselves out earlier than others

When I was in middle school I used to jack off and rub my semen into the hotel room Bibles whenever my family went to a hotel. I did it every time we went to a hotel for three years. If you've ever been to a hotel on the east coast and read one of their Bibles, then statistically there's a good chance you've touched my cum before.

I also used to cum into a tin of Altoids, shake it around so the cum would get on every single mint, let the cum dry overnight and bring it to school the next day. I offered Altoids to every girl or boy I thought was attractive at school, to my teachers, to the people at my church, and even to my own family members and strangers on the street. I did this all the time as well. Probably 30 or 40 people have swallowed a load of mine before and they don't even know it.

Other than that the worst thing I've ever done is cheat on my gf. She forgave me and we're happy together now but I still think about how awful it was of me to do and how much of a piece of shit I am every single day and I'll probably never forgive myself.

Get some help dude

is there even anything wrong with murder when you think about it

I had 'hard sex' with a girl from craigslist and I didn't want to say rude things to her but she kept insisting I trash her and was really hot about it and kind of fat but really tall and i just said you piece of shit ya you know youre a piece of shit a big log and she made me go home

I love the way this story is narrated

depends on who you murdered

murderers wya

missionary sex

You are stealing someones life, thats straight up robbery

raskolnikov go home

thank you i wrote half the posts in this thread theyre made up im a writer
most people do that with their taste here though

hey stop lying
lying like a rug!!

I once jacked off in the middle of class. I did it really subtly. I dunno my life is pretty boring.

not really that fucked up desu, I had a friend once whose brother pranked him into losing his virginity to a thai ladyboy so you could be worse off even.

>sucked another man's penis while he spanked me
100% straight too

noice
Took a shit on a friends porch

sounds hot but how do you claim to be 100% straight
did you not like it?

*Bi
Whatever close enough....

...

>Was friends with somebody
>Started dating the girl he had a massive crush on (he asked her out 3 times)
>Almost immediately stopped talking to him completely

show butt desu

>half of these involve cum

>a big log

>fellated my cat

I did this too. Also I make my cat lick my penis all the time, she loves it.

When I was was just starting middle school, I knew this kid who lived about a block from me named William, who was about 2 years younger than me (I was in 7th Grade, he was in 5th) I picked on him a lot, and kinda bullied him as an outlet for my own anger. One day he decided he had enough and got in a fight with me in the back of some apartment complex, but I beat the everloving shit out of him, he got got like, a punch at most. I held his face to the ground, and I said right in his ear that he would never amount to shit, and that he will always be beaten into submission like the gelatinous failure that he was. I was feeling particularly sadistic that day and I kinda made him cry. At the time I felt proud of myself.

2 years later he literally pile-drived me so hard that I blacked out so I feel like I got what was coming to me. I think we're on semi-good terms now, but to this day I still feel bad for treating him like that.

I was fixing the computer of some old dude that was referred to me by a co-worker, when I hooked his hard drive to my PC to get rid of what was probably 100+ viruses, I saw he had a bunch of folders dedicated to teen """models""" and other extremely borderline CP, and when I fixed everything for him and gave it back, I told him the repair bill would be $500 to keep my mouth shut

Here's the fucked-up thing: when he instantly cut me a check and drove away, I realized I could've probably got $1000 or more from him

That is honestly one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. I mean honestly, Devil and God is a much better album.

>heard Devil and God first

hi, William

Hello Will, how ya doin?