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doing a lactate

drink a 'cide do a 'cide

Brexit probably won't once the EU refuses to give us a deal until article 50 is done.

which uni

the apostrophe is supposed to replace the missing letters mongo

got a 10AM tomorrow ta lads

After that you get auto-kicked out the union, that is why there is a 2 year limit.

Warwick

Back at work in 8.5 hours, lads.

fuck off chester.