>live in apartment complex with large number of muslim immigrant famillies
>never had any problems up till now
>they ignore me and I ignore them
>walking past apartment with open front door and a small toddler standing outside
>she smiles at me
>I smile back and try to keep walking
>she decides she wants a hug, grabs my leg
>try to laugh it off and back away, but she's holding tight
>grab her hands and try to gently pull her off of me so I can keep going
>at this moment a woman in a burqa runs outside
>snatches the girl and starts screaming
>suddenly three men a block away start running towards us
>screaming at the top of their lungs in some incomprehensible ISIS language
>quickly realize that I have an exactly 0% chance of explaining to them what actually happened
>start running away
>barely manage to get into my apartment and lock the door behind me
>can still hear them outside
Real life multicultural learning experiences
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If you aren't guilty of anything, then why run away?
Also, why weren't you carrying concealed and licensed Freedom(tm) on your belt? :^) I thought you Americans prided yourself on standing your ground.
Should have just let the kid hug your leg until the woman came out.
Your actions probably made you look like you were trying to abduct her or something. Probably doesn't help that you never talked to them before.
You're by default guilty under Sharia law.
>guilty
That's a very roundabout way of saying "potential marriage candidate for the kid."
>all of them will claim they saw you trying to abduct the child
>all of them will claim other stuff about you, like you being a shady person in general etc.
Good luck OP
>implying they would allow her to marry an infidel
All you gotta do is convert, my brother.
...
I never understood the whole "Just convert argument"
How can one convert if they don't believe? Just fake it?
I'm not a spiritual person, never have been. So just the idea of me "converting" to anything seems odd. I just wouldn't have any passion or care for it.
...
this, OP is eternally doomed
You should've said
>Ma'am, ICE, ICE, BABY!
>be KGB inna Lebanon
>Western diplomats get kidnapped
>held for a decade
>these western cucks all try to suck jihadist dick instead of doing something
>drink vodka and laugh with Ivan
>one day a soviet diplomat comes
>we actually have to do something
>Ivan gets drunk instead of watching him and he's kidnapped
>Ivan and I go to local mosque and cut some muslim's head off and leave it there with a note asking for more vodka or the diplomat
>diplomat is returned within the month
rip vodka
Alright buds I have one here,
>be me
>be in elementary school
>9/11 happens
>fast forward to next week
>mudslime kid comes school
>he's wearing a twin towers burning t-shirt
>teacher immediately sends him to the office
>comes back with it turned inside out
>told not to ever wear it again at school
Religion of Peace.
not me but a close friend
> Christmas week
> working at restaurant / bar in popular stop over location for road trips
> Dinner time crowd cleared out
> family of Muzzies walk in looking like isis. burkas and sandals etc
> Christmas decorations up on most tables
> they deliberately sit as far from the bar as possible at a table with no decorations
>tempted to say "Merry Christmas" when they paid for dinner, but didn't want to leave without a head
It's the little things that make me hate them
Another one for Sup Forums
>be me
>be kid in 90's suburb
>some moving truck is on our street
>a poo-in-loo family
>this is when they were still a little "exotic" instead of wagecuck immigrant hordes
>Our whole family goes over to meet the new neighbours
>They seem really friendly, kid my age running all over the place, mom was wearing a sari (I'd never seen one before)
>suddenly kid pulls down his pants
>drops a shit in the middle of the yard, goes back to playing
>my family looks on in horror
>Indian mom keeps talking like nothing is wrong
>grabs a branch and picks up the turd with it like nothing is wrong
>she throws it out as we say goodbye
Ahh yes, ethnics.
>It's the little things that make me hate them
It's always great when some bleeding heart who's never seen a mudslime before tells me we are all the same.
U mad?
>talk about iSlam
>Germany appears to defend it
fuck up Habibi. Go mutilate some female genitals in the name of your cult
I don't think you understood my post bud.
I wonder how many of these fake.
I mean, come on, half of Sup Forums is r9k, those people don't go outside usually.
>OP's story
>my two stories
>KGB story
>Aussie story
I wonder which one it could be...
Thus, the vaunted "freedom" does not cost anything. Keep on believing politicians.
>be only white boy in my high school
>close school friend is a muslim kid whose family immigrated from pakistan
>through hanging out with me and being in his rebellious teenager phase, he starts to reject islam
>he gets in a fight with his dad over something related to islam and his dad literally disowns him and banishes him from their family/household
>since hes homeless i give him some money and let him sleep at my house when he wants to
>he goes back to confront his dad again after a week or two
>i go with him
>his dad sees him at the door and punches him in the face for stepping on the property after getting kicked out
>he punches his dad back
>his brother comes out of nowhere and punches him
>i punch his brother
>his brother and dad are big guys (for us) and they beat the fuck out of both of us on their front lawn
>my friends dad takes him back in but forces him to go full hardcore sharia and sends him to pakistan for an arranged marriage and a traditional muslim life
>mfw all i wanted to do was help my buddy but i ended up making everything worse for everyone involved
>mfw i did the exact same thing that USA did
i miss you waleed
>fast forward a few years
>President Trump's second term
>War in Pakistan isn't going so well
>Few allies went unlike Iraq and Afghanistan
>Yuge troop surge, needs draftees
>user gets drafted
>meets Waleed again
>they spare each others life
>release biographical movie
>get oscar
There you go
I find it...strange. It's not like I would care if I sat right next to some Ramadan or other Islamic holiday/tradition signs in Turkey. Then again I'm not religious but I doubt any Christian would actually care
>be in elementary school
>friend is filipino
>tells me he will be flying back home to get a circumcision
>ask what 'circumcision' is
>"they take a knife and cut the skin around your dick"
>never talk to him or see him again after that year
Cut fags, not even once
>be muslim
>won't accept aid with the Red Cross on it because muh iSlam
one can dream
>have friend from iraq
>likes video games and anime like I do
>muslim but not extremist
>often jokes with allahu akbar terrorist shit
>gives me iraqi food if he travels there
>overall pretty based
>hang around with a group of multicultural students
>being in A party with this jap
>he is like 16-17 while the rest of us are 18+
>jap is kinda shy but nice
>let him have vodka and a few beers
>gets pretty drunk and aggressive
>looks funny to us
>then starts to mumbling that he has been dishonored, looks kinda sad
>next day he has the hangover of his life
>after a few weeks without knowing anything about him we met him in another party and he turned into a chill guy who enjoys to party hard
I miss you Ren, you were a funny guy
>Somalians
>never accomplished anything
>incapable of doing anything
>country a useless shithole in perpetuity
>but I'm sure it will be different when they come to USA/Sweden/Canada/Australia/UK :D
The fact that there is a single one of these things in any of our countries shows how deeply flawed our society is.
They expect you to fake it well and will admire your dedication to faking it. It’s that simple.
Bruh what am i doing with my life? I could be partying with some chinese immigrants but instead im just lying in my fucking bed fapping like a monkey
I mean, imagine if you caught a single Muslim guy you never met grabbing your kid.