>tfw Australia exists because Britain wanted a new colony after they lost America
>tfw Americans won the revolution because of the French
>tfw not born in the Commonwealth of America
French are the biggest cunts I swear
Tfw Australia exists because Britain wanted a new colony after they lost America
Landon Collins
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Oliver Harris
Get fucked kangaroo man
Im literally US' NEET Child country
Christopher Thompson
900 DOLLARYDOOS
Dylan Green
it's weird that all french colonies turned total dogshit.
Jayden Myers
Weren't most of them in Africa anyway
Not weird
Aaron Bell
kek even their colonies in the Americas are absolute shit, just look at the difference between Haiti and Dominican Republic
Jacob Carter
A-at least they still h-have G-guiana!
Kayden Ward
fucking filthy prisonors
Jack Wright
of course they do, peru
Nathaniel Sullivan
well you country was near dutch colony (our country) and french colony (vietnam) at that time, why didn't you guys ask their help?
Ethan Brooks
>one replaced the indigenous population with whites
>the other kept the population majority indigenous and even imported niggers en masse with very few whites
>why did they all turn shit?????
really makes you think
Anthony Foster
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Nolan Collins
There are plenty of terrible former British colonies also; Sudan, Iraq, Yemen, Nigeria, Sierra Leone. But Belgium is easily worst colonist, all of former colonies today are among the poorest and worst countries in the world. Japan's former colonies, though it had very few of them, seem the most successful today.
James Harris
If you don't include Africa, Britain easily wins
Levi Stewart
even if you include africa, UK's colonies did better than France's
Nicholas Jenkins
I mean compared to Japan
Jaxson Barnes
I never understand the "Japanese colonies" meme.
they were hardly colonies, and they didn't even colonize savage lands like the europeans did.
except for some of the british colonies like India or Pakistan, you know what I mean.
Michael Morris
Are you built like a Brick shithouse?
Thomas Murphy
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Gabriel Murphy
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Asher Ramirez
Look Louisiana or Florida both are shit and they are in clapistan
Jaxson Davis
>be commonwealth of america
>no lousiana purchase
>stay small shitty country along the east coast
>probably full of pussies like canada
thank you france
Easton Peterson
Levi Edwards
fuck off we're full
Kevin Fisher
>tfw slave trade was banned in Britain before Australia was colonised
>tfw we could have had delicious black beauties in Australia and COLONISE'D them
>tfw Amerifats get to take all the black chicks
WHAT THE FUCK REEE FUCK YOU BRITAIN YOU FUCKING SHITS YOU FUCKS SHOULD HAVE DELAYED THE BAN SO WE AUSSIES COULD HAVE BLACK GODDESSES IN OUR COUNTRY FUCK
Nathaniel Morris
Dam French and Spanish ruining America.
Daniel Lee
What are Quebec, America, and England ?
Julian Ward
>Quebec
I'll give you that
>America
British
>England
Norman
Charles Thomas
>Norman
pic related
>America
Literally the entire Midwest was French Clay aka the only non shitty part of America
Parker Rogers
Truman, is that you ?
You finally made it bro ? You escaped the moon ?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
The thumbnail kinda looks like a fat naked version of Aladdin
Ian Perez
By that logic, the French are also responsible for much of the American South, aka the shittiest parts of America. Also the reason the Midwest is good today is because of the post-revolution American settlement, not the irrelevant French colonial settlements.
Also the Normans weren't French
Kevin Davis
>Norman weren't French
At the time of Rollo indeed, but at the time of the Conquest of England you'll hardly find any pureblooded Norman, the nobility was racially French(pic related), and their soldiers were French from the Poitou, Saintonge, Anjou, Bourgogne, and so on
>post-revolution American settlement
Enabled by our milirary support
Brayden Smith
The Normans were Frankish and thus Germanic
Noah Williams
Germanic were described as red-haired by Tacitus
Since the Normands aren't red-haired they aren't Germanic
PS : I have myself Norman ancestry, and i can assure you that i'm French both culturally and ethnically
>Franks
The Franks were confederatiion of Gaullish Tribes : Sicambri, Menapii, Bructeri, and so on
Not Germanic at all
Eli Williams
Which is the legit Australia general here
because I had a legit question to ask
Jason Thomas
Quebec was luckily quickly pulled under british rule and saved from itself. Even now it's corrupt as all fuck thanks to the french population.