/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

We Are All Friends Edition, So Be Nice Please

>How do I start learning guitar?
Buy one and watch youtube videos to get started playing songs you like.

>Guitar chords and inversions
Learn open chords and barre chords shapes and you're good.

>String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
Literally who the fuck cares?

>Music theory
Learn the Major Scale and it's different shapes, learn the intervals.

>Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
Nobody actually plays bass in real life, only on the internet.

>Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
Steve is a meme. Just fucking play what you like.

>Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
Wash your hair, hippy and brush your damn teeth.

>Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
Git good faggots

>Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
No one in any of these threads ever has ever clicked this shit.

>Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>/gg/
>Jazz

>Impulse Response Pack
Literally what? What the hell is this shit? Probably some malware shit.

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I'm not your fucking friend
also Gibson lol

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first for memes

I always laugh when I see some dumb 19 year old buying a guitar. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why waste your time and money? You don't know guitar based music is deader than horse shit? What the fuck do you think's going to happen? Why do you think everybody in their late 20s and early 30s stops playing in bands? Go take a look at the lineups of all the popular music festivals these days. What's the average age of most of those bands? Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because being poor as shit is only fun when you're a stupid ass kid. Just as soon as your peer group moves on to adult pursuits you look fucking retarded playing the "cool kid who plays in a band". Trust me, when all your family and friends have stable jobs, kids, and nice houses your "artistic poverty" playing shitshows out of an old dilapidated rust covered van won't measure up anymore. It's like.. think about what your doing, you dumb little shit. What are you trying to achieve? Do you really think you'll be one of the lucky few who'll wins the lottery and has a successful career in music? I mean, really? Do you really think you're talented and smart enough to succeed in the music industry? Are you fucking stupid?

And don't give me all that "I do it for myself" bullshit either. lol, no fuck you don't. You're doing it in the hopes that one day it'll garner you some peer recognition, you're hoping it'll help you climb up socially one day. You do it because you're a fucking loser who wants to desperately escape the societal pecking order you feel has marginalized you. Name a famous guitarist who started off wealthy. Oh, you can't? That's who you think you are, loser. You want that same success and you know it. Only problem with your plan is noone cares because guitar music doesn't matter anymore

Go to school, get a real job, and stop wasting your time trying to score "cool points" with other impressionable moron kids like you. You ain't gonna make it, you fucking idiot

Get a fucking clue

/gg/ challenge resurrection sub-edition

Join us on the /gg/ challenge:
>Create a short guitar tab (preferably in E Standard so more people will join), don't put any rhythm information on it, just the notes to be played
>Alternatively, if there's already a tab posted (either on the OP or replies), just use that one
>Record your interpretation
>Post it on vocaroo or clyp.it and check how everybody else plays their own versions

With a white or cream pickguard, this new baritone squier jazzie would be perfect.

>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!
neck yourself

Pls no mor pasta am ful

>*wrap wrap wrap*
>*echo echo echo*
>weeew listen to that Tonewood ® Wow
>oh, hey user, didn't see you there
>wow, I just pulled this fine specimen from the PRS Tone Library ®, listen to that even the same pitch all over the body
>*knock knock knock*
>wow
>oh, whats that user, your guitar is made of alder? Thats too bad. That is not a tonewood.
>I have all the tonewoods here in my ToneVault ®.
>Nope, sorry user, the Tones belong to me and my PRS Private Reserve® customers only
>I'm afraid your guitar doesn't qualify

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