Americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car

>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car

lol?

>in one state

>Americans microwave their water.

>abos are allowed to inhale our precious fuel

>americans aren't allowed to shift their own gears

>australians aren't allowed to come up with their own threads

>australians aren't allowed to look at boobs smaller than b cup

Is this serious
Am I being bated

yes they are...??

>tfw not allowed to buy milk at the store so i have to wait for the milkman

>americans aren't allowed to think of kettles and microwaves as separate entities

>americans aren't allowed to take their shoes out of the freezer

other countries don't do this?

>americans microwave their fridges

>americans aren't allowed to freeze their shoes on their microwave shower

In the states of Oregon and New Jersey they can't pump ther own fuel.
Also in almost every state they have to pay before fueling because they can't be trusted.

>be American
>go to fuel car
>forget to tip and applaud car-fueler
>car get shot
>forced to walk 1 km home
>get a heart attack
>can't afford the healthcare
>get shot by doctor

>americans have to purchase their fuel in the form of tamper-proof fuel-cartridges that can only be installed by a qualified technician

>be at an american gas station
>pull out the gas pump and put it in my car
>gas dribbles out of the pump before I put it in
>take a look at it
>the tip's been cut off

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>when your country is the world leader in spying technology, ranging from operating systems to smartphones to hardware backdoors, and even has a three letter government agency that monitors every piece of communication on the whole planet, BUT you won't have national IDs because it infringes your privacy

>americans wear shoes in their cars

lmåo

>americans shower in their car

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>americans shart in their showers

>americans deep fry their foreskins

O B E S E

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Two. Oregon and Jersey.

>Americans get cucked by slaves

>when you have public healthcare decently set up but you take it all down because people call it "Obamacare"

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Late reply but thats not the case in oregon as of 2 years ago.