Britannia is under attack from the evil Germans

Britannia is under attack from the evil Germans
She calls you to fight for her as a legionary
>your cunt
>would you fight for Britain

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damn right

"no"

yes, the UK has been our greatest ally. fuck you about Cyprus though

>choosing between the plague and cholera
Hmmm

nice trips
come on bby le penn will make us lovers again

For sexy Britannia, I will fight.

No but i'll fight for Germany.
I mean we always fought with them.
No reason to change now.

Brits are island apes, so there is that too.

If i have offended you chav sensibilities, i am sorry.

Cheerio,chaps and see you all in Hell for the bbq.

Yes.
I would also fight for the United States' entrance into the commonwealth

Bitch has nothing on lady liberty

baka

Roaches

If needs must.

I would definitely fight


for the Germans

dont care

:3

PHWOAR

Once losers, always losers.

can i just observe?

Yes, the ARYAN BLOOD REFINERIES NEED MORE BLOOD

you owe us for the opium war

>cancer fights AIDS

t.russian

So Leprosy is just watching this one out?

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i would fight for germany

I would sell weapons to both sides

beady eyed anglo

I would fight for the UK if they provide me a british bf, if not then I would secretly support them like sweden did with germany

LONDON

no
i would support saviour of europe

I only fight for independence.

Of course I would protect my ancestral homeland! May no man stand between her and victory.
England expects that every man will do his duty.

Shame about killing germans tho, they make good vaporisors...

>implying that hasnt been Britain, time and time again. We are the chemo to the continent's cancer.

this

Let's do it.

Ofcourse

I ask germans if I can help them

Of course poland, we love you.

This
fuck brits

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Never understood why poles hate us
You immigrate here en mass we saved you in ww2 yet still
And didn't Germany invade you?

Oh no lads, the poles are against us. Such a mighty nation well known for not being incredibly easy to conquer, what shall we do?

>we saved you in ww2

>You immigrate here en mass
>Poland is one person meme

>we saved you in ww2
> I refuse to believe you think this


True

Why role play as Romans when you could form the strongest germanic union to date

So we didn't declare war on Germany to protect Poland?

The Legio IX Hispana joins the German rape train

>save Belgium
>they hate us
>save poland
>they hate us
>save france
>they hate us
Noticing a pattern here. Should stop saving countries desu

>So we didn't declare war on Germany to protect Poland?
Nope.You declared a war on Germany to protect your own interests.

Phoney
War

the fuck are they putting in the tea over there

Interesting
What would you say our interests are?
The war led to our empire being disbanded so can not see a net gain from it

If we are roleplaying WWII I imagine my answer would have undoubtedly yes. I could imagine feeling a strong sense of loyalty and duty towards the empire
However now knowing this empire's subsequent fate immediately following and the way it is now treated with contempt I think I'd rather stay at home and do whatever neets did back then

Germany becoming too strong was a threat to the UK, simple as that

also something something jews

This 2bh
Gott straffe England

>contempt
maybe in auz land
here all my teachers in school were extremely boastful about the empire to the point that we all mocked them

but Germany was extremely weak
there whole economy was propped up by debt
they had massive food shortages even before the war if the war never happened Germany would have disintegrated
desu was going to try and respectfully reply to you but it's quite clear that the stereotype about poles is not a myth

France
No. I hope they kill each other in the war.

only if given west rhenania when we win.

probably not

>they had massive food shortages even before the war if the war never happened Germany would have disintegrated

But it did happen, and they managed quite alot for starving nation no?

mad that we didn't march across Europe single-handedly defeating the Nazi War machine and their allies just to save Poland.

lady liberty is a dumb hoe
Brittania is quee

With debt you can manage to do a lot see the 100 year war
It never lasts
And what do you consider "a lot"?
Annexing part of a country?
Going to war with a newly established nation?
Getting pushed back against a country that has little to no infrastructure?
Germanys only real accomplishment was conquering France
Which was on the French and British due to both army's retareating and relying on ww1 tactics

The general opinion on empires in general but the British empire especially is that it's just evil racist white men keeping the peaceful natives down

...

youtube.com/watch?v=mUKdS_oNe9o

Especially with our MASSIVE army of 160,000 men.

Germans prepare for trench warfare.

>europeans killing each other
Good. We should supply the losing side, so the war would last for as long as possible.

This, also trips confirm its true.

Anyways if a war like this happened, humanity would win in the long run.

Depends what's in it for us. Germany and the UK are both NATO members so...

I'll lend you my baguette

I like your thinking, i would gladly help Russia in this endevour

>would you fight for Britain
Again?
Fuck that, you'd probably leave us to ruskies

>we saved you in ww2
huh?
Huh?!

I don't dismiss the western betrayal as cowerdly desu very ashamed we did that also
>Churchill
>likeing commies
He was the OG Commie basher desu

Would gladly accept any cash deposit during the war if it helps.

Only if I get citizenship.

>fighting for the dental jew
I would rather die!

Bit rude we kept you independent desu
Being a legionnaire usually means you do

i'd fight for belgium

You're right, I take that back. At least you're no roaches
Viva Brittania!

>Would you fight for Britain
Nope. Not for free I won't. If I was contracted by the Academi as an Intelligence Analyst and allowed to play a grand chess game with GCHQ's top analyst then maybe. I'll think about it.

1. Flag
2. No, but I'd certaiinly fight against Germans

I'd sooner help the krauts.

probably
depends how much money you hire me for

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>contempt

Youre not an anglo..are you?

yea sure i like monty python movies

Where is that from ?

Why do Americans value them self so much?

>what is a mercenary
You're the one asking for someone else to defend you. Why do you value yourself so much?

Any sane person would value their own life above the live of a filthy Brit.

You do realise that Churchill wanted to nuke the USSR after finishing off Hitler? It was only the Y*nks who stopped him from going forward with it

T.tyrone
T. Fat autistic larper

1. flag
2. I would fight for Germany

>this thread isn't digital LARPing

you made it

Flag
Only if you promise to restore the empire and uncuck it.

Mein Kantzler, ist der Zeit right to Bombben xe Britten?

I was asking if you felt faithful to a country that civilised the world
You would be in chains if it were not for us ffs