"Where is Padme?"

>"Where is Padme?"

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>go evil to save your wife
>nearly kill her yourself
>meet your son
>chop off his hand before asking him to join your side

Why is Anakin so retarded?

They took her

i laughed for some reason

because he was a poor child that suddenly was the protagonist of a universe balance-changing profecy, and didn't quite understand what everyone was using him for

>>chop off his hand before asking him to join your side

He was toying with him beforehand to gauge his abilities but when that strike glanced off his armor he got legit mad, besides what better way to manipulate the emotions of someone in a fuckton of pain.

You don't win someone's favor by crippling them.

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>Where is me iPad?

Wait, was Vader Bri'ish?

Didn't Anakin actually fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the force?

I mean you got only two Sith and a fuckton a Jedi. Anakin kills off every Jedi aside from Yoda and Obi. That's balance.

Well I'm sorry to hear that...

Yeah mang

It's one hand, if Vader could bounce back from that, so could the kid. What is he A WUSSY?!

>a fuckton of pain

I thought lightsabers are hot enough to cauterize wounds, that amputations don't spit blood, and the pain goes away?
I mean, in AotC Anakin doesn't look like he's suffering when he walks off after the fight with Dooku

The only way to have balance with the Force is for only Jedi to exist.

>Do you want to be cremated or buried?

She's dead lmao

Wat?

>I thought lightsabers are hot enough to cauterize wounds, that amputations don't spit blood, and the pain goes away?

>blood curdling scream in Cantina when Obi-Wan slices dude's arm off
>luke screams when Vader cuts his hand off
>Anakin goes "line?"

Balance and serenity are traits of the light side of the force while the Dark side focuses on extremes.

Luke is delicate and needs to be protected, not permanently maimed.

A balanced diet doesn't include cyanide.

Hah.

It depends on what setting the lightsabre is set to.

Higher settings burn wounds closed, but don't have much charge.

Were "lightsaber settings" ever even in the EU? I feel like that's just fan headcanon that got accepted as fact after a while.

lightsaber settings?
is that some EU bullshit?

Yeah it was in the EU.

then I've got some bad news for you son...

youtu.be/Ji9UN-gmn3c?t=183
>but when that strike glanced off his armor he got legit mad
It's funny, the entire fight is almost recreated but its played for laughs. I don't find it funny because when it happened to Luke, he got fuckd up