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gugu edition

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fuck anime

Keri Sable 2bh lads

this thread has been claimed by the honorable kingdom of Swadia

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marry anime

i will drink from your skull

business idea: scandinavian union

the gf

is that dan schneider

Ever get the feeling you don't belong?

business idea: democratic confederalism

this is racist

How is Indonesia even a real country? It's so random. Can't wait for that super volcano to remove it

think my dads gonna die
he's breathing really heavily all the time

*asks the experts*
sorry mate not profitable enough

blame the dutch

watch it chrissy

She looks like an Asian caricature of a Jew

>Check Amir's blog for the first time in months
>He's STILL obsessing over the polish slags
>Bragging about how he makes more money than them
>Someone in the comments shows how even if they were still entry level they'd be making more than his wageslave job

I would blame the dutch if I were you

tired lads

Relaxing with the ol' Great Dane lads

Just got some pet insurance

No.

Has she gotten out of prison?

think turtlemong has fell out with me

don't know if I could live in a world without wyoming

found a political compass i did in 2015

somersaulting

*stomps his head*

I think his trial is delayed again. What a tragic life.

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Oops, sorry user-san (´・ω・`)
must have been egg roll from last nite

good dog

Haha

A Great Dane could kill you

he weighs like 180lbs

Really got to wonder what overwieght, dead inside beast makes these posts.
Really gets the veins frying.

not really, rorkes aren't welcome here comrade

Is he still planning a mass murder/suicide?

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brapposters need to be culled

a volcano hasn't destroyed and entire city in ages

who's a good dog?

a triangle has 3 sides

*libertarianly enforces socialism*

ugh feel like telling a yank to f*ck off

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U like dat pink boi?

Damn. They should try therapy.

don't think turtlemong is present

*enforces your head*

wishbone

Washing the ducati and the porsche lads

might sell it

business idea: disown my Norwegian grandma for saying nigger all the time and not remembering who I am

dimethyltryptamine

you're a good dog
*pats your head*

*federally allows market socialism*

the reasonable goal

>adult section on hotel tv
>no gay porn
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

'planning' yes. We both know he's too much of a coward though, otherwise he'd have done it now. His life is so shit, the breaking point has been

Would unironically rather this happen to me than this

go to the reception and ask them if they have disabled gay porn

How do you guys learn how to open and run a company in the UK?

Regarding accounting, marketing, finances, legislation, business plan. I mean, the step by step, practical knowledge of how to open and run a business in your country, what you have to do, who you have to talk to, what government agency to talk to, what documments you have to have and make.

Do you learn it in school? Do you learn it in some agency of small business and entrepreneurship?

>Finish at 1
>Get the train
>Get home at about 2:30

Ahhhh yes the famed "half-day"

Agreed. Haven't heard from him in awhile so I'm trying to get caught up and his writing is terrible so I'm not reading his blog.

only rorkes learn that from their daddy

Nope

You would have to look it up online

*builds a bunker*

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hehe there's a good prole

business idea: copy business ideas from the last thread and hope no one notices

syndicalism lads

What's the last thing you remember? I could probably sum up the interesting parts in a few lines.

lmao.

Comrade Tito, I'm Sigurimi

GOOD post

Black brits are so cool with their slang

MANDEM

these are what my dad's compass looks like

made some delightful french almond cakes. they're honestly fucking amazing. shame i dont have a gf to impress with them. ah well.

really need a poo but there's too many people around

can only poo when it's quiet

THE BILDEBERG GROUP

He got a job working at the post office sorting packages during Xmas.
He was pissed that he didn't get back into Uni and was planning his murder/suicide cuz "women were out to get him" cuz the panel was three women

business idea: state-sponsored immigrant gfs

its already being ruined though
you ever hear an american say it?

are there any other presidents that so thoroughly have ruined their own reputation, credibility and favorability within two weeks of getting into office?

your dad sounds like a good lad

I heard the USA's Small Business Administration is responsible for that, they have distance learning courses. I am doing classes in SEBRAE, which is a brazilian "company incubator" that also teach this kind of stuff. I am an sperg who doesn't know shit about practical things, how to do stuff on my own. And I was curious if you have something similar in the United Kingdom.

upper right>lower right>upper left>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lower left

business idea: female only immigrants.

all the shit jobs get done by unskilled low-paid workers but none of the associated social disharmony is imported.

Literally never heard of this

what does 'mandem' mean

mad men?

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They said the same thing about Bush. The right tried their hardest to do it with Obama, but they don't have the same cultural influence as the left [read as jew run media]

commie brit is best brit desu

Sound lad

business idea: kazakh immigrant only females

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youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>reputation, credibility and favorability
Trump had none to begin with, that's why he was elected, because he doesn't care about favouritism politics and was just less of a lizard person than Hillary

Two gay men on a tandem bicycle - Mandem

In use:

>STOP KILLING THE MANDEM

I'm a team leader at Argos

grim

So what you're saying is that straight men are the root of all evil?

Mandem (a group of males)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_slang

i like it

>He got a job working at the post office sorting packages during Xmas.
He ended up getting sacked from there and is now doing cold-calling at a call centre.
>he didn't get back into Uni and was planning his murder/suicide cuz "women were out to get him" cuz the panel was three women
Kek. He spammed them with sarcastic emails, one which implied he was going to kill himself. The police went and took him under custody again and his poor folks were embarassed again by the paki. Got charged for something.