Tfw football starts soon to distract you from the fact that this is you're third year of college and you still haven't...

>tfw football starts soon to distract you from the fact that this is you're third year of college and you still haven't even had a single meaningful conversation with a girl

we all know football is more important than womyn anyway

>tfw you except a wageslave

>tfw i remember being in college and always just sitting in my living room or room alone watching the games all day long
>tfw i remember the year my team (local to my school) went to and lost the super bowl and I watched the entire game on my computer in room and then drank from a handle of cheap rum alone in my room after the game

kill me sp

>he fell for the college meme

lel, enjoy debt. i dropped out of hs freshman year and right now i co manage a dock in the port of miami and make 27$ an hour

>decent looking and not a compete sperglord
>miss sporting events occasionally because I can get dates and get laid
>mfw I just want to stay home and watch the game but can't because this dick is in high demand

How much cocaine comes through your docks on a daily basis?

...

Why don't you just fap?

things that never happened

>this dick is in high demand

hahahaha holy shit virgin alert

none officer

I'm 26 and just got my first gf like a week ago.

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

>being this stupid, unironically

>tfw 20
>out if education for 3 years because of being a lazy failure
>barely any contact with girls at work
>tfw emotional love songs make me think of my football club more than they do women

Kill me now.

...

>finish high school there will be time for girls
>finish college there will be time for girls
>find a job there will be time for girls
>move out into your own place there will be time for girls
....

>every girl i've spoken to outside my family has been because of work

>tfw moving into a house for my final year of university with another lad and 3 8/10 grills
>They say they looked through my Facebook before choosing a housemate and picked me from all the people
>Going to a music festival for our first proper time spent together so it can't even be that awkward as it's acceptable to be fucked
>They tell me they have loads of friends who'd love to meet me
H-h-h-have I become the normie???

fuck off you faggots

I haven't been there in ages it's just filled with cuck porn now isn't it?

That's pretty good. Happy for you user. I'm still falling for the college meme, but at the same time I got an internship. $20/hr.

Make sure to get caught jacking it in the kitchen to one of their pictures.

you made it bro

>implying I won't put my hentai posters all over the front room and leave my fleshlight in the sink

>22
>junior in college
>my parents are moving to a smaller house because they're old
>I'm still living at home

Anything is possible bros. I just matched with this cute THICC azn and we're meeting up next week. Time to end this year long dry spell

She looks like she's time travelled from 1988

I know she's perfect

>I fell for the college meme, made my dad pay over 100k, still ended up 20k in debt, didn't do shit for experience and got crap grades, am afraid of talking to people, and I'll probably never get a job

I'm basically an extremely expensive waste of oxygen desu

>tfw emotional love songs make me think of my football club more than they do women

That's amazing m8

>going into final year of college
>made only 2 friends that I only talked to the first year and a half at the gym
>stopped going to the gym because juggling school, job, and gf is too much
>have gotten more and more depressed from when I started

I feel lonely

I don't come here to feel, user.

>starting final semester of undergrad
>developed into a fucking golf fan my life has been so boring over the past few years

"""""Year""""" long

>25
>literally zero friends after 5 years in Uni
>coworkers are nice but all are much older and we don't hang out outside of work
>closest friend introduces me to his group of friends
>they accept me and seem like nice people

Still no gf but hey, progress is being made.

>leave my fleshlight in the sink
kek'd

>Greece
>co-workers
>co-WORKers
>WORK
>stop lying Sockratis