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the gf edition

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cara

>de gay

only brit here

Why are girls so cute and cuddly and sexy and soft and warm

What happens if marine lapen wins
?

find women very attractive but don't like the idea of living with one and having to deal with her bullshit every single day

eu is kill

though she won't win because the french are all too bluepilled

new thameslink train

wish the germans would buy some new commuter rail for berlin

bc you're a bender

she won't win

having my second poo of the day

The gf

>prove it

ok. girls would prefer my body over his. I'm tall and lean and dont have weird proportions.

only idiots think girls like guys you posted

CHOOOOON

youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

literally nothing lol

...

too many man in /brit/ getting way too big for their bewts

Look Dave, we've talked about this....

the bloke has terrible traps/delts insertions but he looks miles better than you pal

hopefully Macron

Who is dave?

This week in 1943

>The Soviet Union announced that the 462-day Battle of Stalingrad had ended after the last of the German Sixth Army forces surrendered. It is often regarded as one of the single largest and bloodiest battles in the history of warfare. Of the more than 250,000 German soldiers who had fought in the campaign, only 6,000 would survive to return home. The USSR, according to archival figures, suffered 1,129,619 total casualties.


>Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini fired his Foreign Minister, Count Galeazzo Ciano, who was also Mussolini's son-in-law, along with most of the other cabinet ministers. The new Foreign Minister was Mussolini himself, who also held the posts of Interior Minister, War Minister, and Air Minister.

>German Führer Adolf Hitler brought top-ranking officials of both Germany and the Nazi Party to his headquarters to reassure them. Records of the meeting showed that Hitler said, "Either we will be the master of Europe, or we will experience a complete liquidation and extermination."


>Heinrich Himmler, the Reichsführer of the Nazi SS, ordered that there were to be no further deportations of elderly Jews from the ghetto in Theresienstadt (now Terezín in the Czech Republic), which had been officially declared as a place where "the old could live and die in peace". For the next seven months, no Jews, of any age, in Theresienstadt were taken to concentration camps.

PLEASE stop posting attractive women
makes me depressed

It's a matter of when not if

>MARINE LE PEN BOOST: Fillon faces yet more calls to QUIT presidential race after scandal

>THE PRESIDENTIAL campaign is over for Francois Fillon according to the heavyweight centrist Francois Bayrou, as he joins calls for the candidate to withdraw from the race in a major boost to Marine Le Pen.

the gee eff

ah yes

new trains for the so-called S-Bahn

>1943
hello grandpa

The guy stalking my gf

laptop charging port is a bit fucked and i have to plug the charger in just right and then not move an inch while i use it lest it stop working

really REALLY uncomfy lads

funny thing is that Marine Le Pen is also involved in a similar scandal but less media are relaying it because the ones controlling the media actually want the FN to win

this 2bh

need bf

the gf

dunno why that idiotic and flippant comment about my bones sticking out has made me so fucking angry and self aware bois

tfw to intelligent to masturbate

>>The Soviet Union announced that the 462-day Battle of Stalingrad had ended after the last of the German Sixth Army forces surrendered.

Uraaaa!

youtube.com/watch?v=qlwr6FS6K10

I think you'll find that she is my gf

lol hes like 5'6 and has roid gut

i promise if you polled girls they'd all prefer me. You literally have no clue what girls like. They like tall and thin, muscles don't really matter, its more about being lean

>brits inhale laughing gas for recreative purposes, some are even addicted to it
Howling

I knew anti-EU parties were a zionist plant, care to provide some sources as I don't speak french?

the alleged northern powerhouse
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/9m-spent-not-single-english-12570796

tube trains in berlin

i like the colour 2bh

the gf

You need help Dave, this delusion isn't healthy

>tfw to intelligent to fall for the nofap meme

>shall we give our trains a sensible aerodynamic profile to reduce drag and hence reduce electricity costs and save our citizens money?
>no; make the front of the trains completely flat to maxmise drag
>ah yes, excellent idea

How delusional do you have to be to think this looks good? Look at his fucking roid gut and his height

the wife

Still better than British trains

just picked up from t'eedman
time to do some machine operating

That's an HGH gut my man

they do it p much everywhere. only mongs with holes in their brains do it lol

Chances are his life is still better than yours.

she looks repulsed by him

i do agree but he will always get pussy when he wants so whatever

dunno 2bh, they're suburban commuter rail trains, not high speed ones

Listen mate idk who you are but this isnt Dave. If I catch you round jen either at home or at her bookstore Ill batter you

you're right
it's only one daft cunt here who thinks otherwise

>tfw t intelligent to deny myself earthly pleasures knowing existence has no meaning besides them

t. rawthentic marketing representative and social media manager

>he can't roll
HOWLING

>tfw my impromptu OC gets btfo

I once went in there by accident, recognised her and ran out.

Anyone up for the pub quiz at the dog and bacon tomorrow evening?

is he famous? that girl is literally disgusted by him and he's balding.

Haha I honestly really doubt it.

They started selling it here on the main party street for backpackers. Just saw a group of three devastated british skanks with their baloons

you can't get addicted to nitrous
typical lefty news scaermongering

Work for Barclays. How the fuck do I get into REAL banking and make money?

unironically love arnold schwarzenegger

looks like she got off the set of a porno

Need a big bum bf like I had in college.
He had puffy hairs and was the perfect just above average weight to be thiccc.
>you never make love at 3am for hours ever again

I only use the finest unrefined materials
That's like going up to someone sat in a car and telling them they can't walk
dumb manual roller

just pulled a MASSIVE bogey out me nose

the gfs feet

that shit is fake. literally done it on khao san road and it was complete bullshit

I know this because i've done real stuff before.

No shit mate thats why I mentioned it. weve had this same convo like 4 times over the last few years. Why did you never go back to speak to her

>do a bachelor's in finance / econ
>do a master's in investment / risk
>apply to investment firms

can't get addicted to memes either yet here we are

Go to a top 10 uni and get a 2.1 or better in STEM (except biology lol), Econ or Finance, network hard and be prepared to work horrible hours.

t. cashier

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AMONG THE LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Might become a professor. Its the only way to avoid a 9-5

Already have my masters, just need a few more years of in the field experience

Ah yes I'm sure all the experts on /brit/ will know

>that girl is literally disgusted by him and he's balding.
She will/did fuck him.
>Tfw virgins getting stuck up on details when sexual attraction is a pretty straightforward process. You give value (in his case muscle and attitude) you get pussy. No discussion to be had.

I'm 6'5 and built like a stick pighouse you big bad wolf I know that girls don't like it

Might become a train driver

Be born to a wealthy jewish family

playing guitar hero 2 and pretending I'm 16 again

Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered!

Just log on to petsovernight.com and we'll send you a giraffe overnight.

bitcoin

get banking qualifications, get moved to Barclays in the city or move form barclays to a city firm. thats where money and promotion are, also if you have worked in city finance, regional jobs are easier to get later on. Or go sideways into investment and get CISI qualifications (think thats what they are called), look at places like old mutual and so forth tpo get a job. lastly, try down the external auditor or similiar route and look at PwC and other firms like them.

Haha yes it's in khaosan. It's even funnier if it's fake kek. They can't even walk.

Apparently it is nigh impossible to get a job as a train driver. Every cunt knows it's extremely cushty; you just press a button, train drives along the tracks, you stop the train in time and press another button to open doors. And you get paid £45,000+ for that shit.

In order to get a foot in the door you need family connections.

I fucked 70+ girls throughout uni lol, so go tell them they dont like it

How do I get into an IT career without going to Uni? I just want to be a field technician or something

I'm sorry I can only find french links (use google trad I guess)
20minutes.fr/politique/2005963-20170131-video-pourquoi-marine-pen-doit-340000-euros-parlement-europeen
la-croix.com/France/Politique/Le-Parlement-europeen-poursuit-Marine-Le-Pen-pour-emplois-fictifs-2017-02-01-1200821739
she owes 300k to the european union after trafficking the employee system and having non-existing people working as "assistants"

me too he's a great role model 2bh

balding manlet defending balding manlets

pottery

Might become a topshop man
a dan
aka the bossman
man