Official USMNT @ St. Vincent and her Delevingne match thread

The US plays their final games to qualify for the Hex. Qualification is almost assured, but they still need a win in the Caribbean against lowly St. Vincent
Starts in 1 bong 15 bings

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All I know of the starting XI right now

Here we go

>tfw no dempsey

>playing in a stadium with no lights
lel
this game is going to be hilarious

Annie Clark looked so much better with dark hair

>2 countries joining to play us

let's do this

Why not start GOATlisic

what do you yanks think of Brek Shea

Athleticism but lacks tactical side. National team and MLS tried to convert him to a leftback but didn't work.

He's not a "footballer" per se. I don't think he ever has been

this is literally third world soccer here

why does FIFA allow this?

STEEL DRUM ANTHEMS LOL

>star spangled banner on a steel drum

neat

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>Jozy Altidore is only 26
>He will be in the team for like another decade

WAKE ME UP

stream? firstrow isn't working

>Canadian refs

I used
>re-matches.com/game/match/90/0/Saint-Vincent-and-the-Grenadines-vs-United-States-Highlights-and-Full-Match.html

>fat ass jozy

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I hate this cricket stadium

>It's still better than Man City C's

>wood

WAKE ME UP

thanks
firstrow came up eventually but yours is better

>WOOD

Is that Vincy user here?

>going for a tap in on a breakaway

>this poverty stadium

jesus these fucks are poor

That place looks comfy af

why is goi dos santos playing for the US

>altidore
pls be ded

This game is being played now because the stadium doesn't have lights

YES PLS BE DED

>that meme fk
What the fuck

he's a big guy

I like how everyone is sitting in the shade

we might lose

I wish Rongen was coaching the US instead of Klinsmann

WHICH CHANNEL??

>beckerman

SHOOK AF

>St vincent has had better shots on goal than we have

JUST

bein sports famalam

beIN

It's a big channel

BeIn Sports if you have it.

not really. bobby wood had the primest prime chance.

I've got it... are the cameras literally field level? lmao. i've seen local high school soccer games with a better broadcast.

How have we not scored yet?

>Its a great start for the US

Who wears the afro better, Kaep or Johnson?

Those houses in the mountains look comfy af lads

nvm i sux cox. I get what you mean.

>Altishit

>tfw you will never watch the national team from your mountain house

>yedlin
this nigga needs to stop chimping out

>yedlin yc
Justified with that retarded hairstyle

>Yedlin

St Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a reggae band.

why are we so fucking bad

They look decent too. Not favela tier.

>Bedoya

Looked like that defender won the ball desu

>Benjamin
>Stewart

What's up with all these islandniggers and their typical white names?

Is Hope Solo playing?

DON'T

Anyone else remember those natgeo specials where they used piss from oxen to dye their hair?
Am i the only one?

I hope we lose this game honestly. So sick of the entire US soccer program, especially the women- but the men are pathetic too.

You can thank the colonizing Brits for that.

Isn't there a Vincy user that comes on here for these games? He's probably at the stadium

"We'll be better without Zardes"

>team looks like trash

APOLOGIZE

are SV's just really good at headers or are we really this bad

finally some qts

St. V usually puts up a respectable effort on the first half but falls apart on the second

But not during play

Why don't you masturbate to la in the Mls thread?

>this passing

good god

Finally Jesus

BASED BOBBY

who is USA's best player?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Pulisic or Altidore. Also Dempsey.

FINALLY

>Altidore

Where's Bradley lads?

Led the Dutch league in goals a couple years ago.Hes as world class as we have.

Deported

Most dangerous lead

ITS HAPPENING

2-0

No seriously, was he not on the US team?

That piece of the net sticking out during the GK cam is triggering my OCDautism

Honestly. It's still Dempsey.

Suspended for this match, can't remember why

We sent our B-squad to play. No Dempsey, Pulisic, Bradley, Guzan etc. etc.

Water / party break at the stadium.

guzan's the goalie, you moron

I

Should move to /bundes/ like all our good players.

>Guzan

I'm really not surprised with the score.

I meant howard.

and why are you calling me by ur mum's name (moron)?

why aren't you at the game? are you on the grenadines instead of st vincent?