The US plays their final games to qualify for the Hex. Qualification is almost assured, but they still need a win in the Caribbean against lowly St. Vincent
Starts in 1 bong 15 bings
Official USMNT @ St. Vincent and her Delevingne match thread
All I know of the starting XI right now
Here we go
>tfw no dempsey
>playing in a stadium with no lights
lel
this game is going to be hilarious
Annie Clark looked so much better with dark hair
>2 countries joining to play us
let's do this
Why not start GOATlisic
what do you yanks think of Brek Shea
Athleticism but lacks tactical side. National team and MLS tried to convert him to a leftback but didn't work.
He's not a "footballer" per se. I don't think he ever has been
this is literally third world soccer here
why does FIFA allow this?
STEEL DRUM ANTHEMS LOL
>star spangled banner on a steel drum
neat
...
>Jozy Altidore is only 26
>He will be in the team for like another decade
WAKE ME UP
stream? firstrow isn't working
>Canadian refs
>fat ass jozy
...
I hate this cricket stadium
>It's still better than Man City C's
>wood
WAKE ME UP
thanks
firstrow came up eventually but yours is better
>WOOD
Is that Vincy user here?
>going for a tap in on a breakaway
>this poverty stadium
jesus these fucks are poor
That place looks comfy af
why is goi dos santos playing for the US
>altidore
pls be ded
This game is being played now because the stadium doesn't have lights
YES PLS BE DED
>that meme fk
What the fuck
he's a big guy
I like how everyone is sitting in the shade
we might lose
I wish Rongen was coaching the US instead of Klinsmann
WHICH CHANNEL??
>beckerman
SHOOK AF
>St vincent has had better shots on goal than we have
JUST
bein sports famalam
beIN
It's a big channel
BeIn Sports if you have it.
not really. bobby wood had the primest prime chance.
I've got it... are the cameras literally field level? lmao. i've seen local high school soccer games with a better broadcast.
How have we not scored yet?
>Its a great start for the US
Who wears the afro better, Kaep or Johnson?
Those houses in the mountains look comfy af lads
nvm i sux cox. I get what you mean.
>Altishit
>tfw you will never watch the national team from your mountain house
>yedlin
this nigga needs to stop chimping out
>yedlin yc
Justified with that retarded hairstyle
>Yedlin
St Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a reggae band.
why are we so fucking bad
They look decent too. Not favela tier.
>Bedoya
Looked like that defender won the ball desu
>Benjamin
>Stewart
What's up with all these islandniggers and their typical white names?
Is Hope Solo playing?
DON'T
Anyone else remember those natgeo specials where they used piss from oxen to dye their hair?
Am i the only one?
I hope we lose this game honestly. So sick of the entire US soccer program, especially the women- but the men are pathetic too.
You can thank the colonizing Brits for that.
Isn't there a Vincy user that comes on here for these games? He's probably at the stadium
"We'll be better without Zardes"
>team looks like trash
APOLOGIZE
are SV's just really good at headers or are we really this bad
finally some qts
St. V usually puts up a respectable effort on the first half but falls apart on the second
But not during play
Why don't you masturbate to la in the Mls thread?
>this passing
good god
Finally Jesus
BASED BOBBY
who is USA's best player?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Pulisic or Altidore. Also Dempsey.
FINALLY
>Altidore
Where's Bradley lads?
Led the Dutch league in goals a couple years ago.Hes as world class as we have.
Deported
Most dangerous lead
ITS HAPPENING
2-0
No seriously, was he not on the US team?
That piece of the net sticking out during the GK cam is triggering my OCDautism
Honestly. It's still Dempsey.
Suspended for this match, can't remember why
We sent our B-squad to play. No Dempsey, Pulisic, Bradley, Guzan etc. etc.
Water / party break at the stadium.
guzan's the goalie, you moron
I
Should move to /bundes/ like all our good players.
>Guzan
I'm really not surprised with the score.
I meant howard.
and why are you calling me by ur mum's name (moron)?
why aren't you at the game? are you on the grenadines instead of st vincent?