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squealing edition

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kay-on

>The state of the fat commie jannie

It's embarrassing how little right-wingers understand about ideologies that aren't right-wing 2bh

THE JANNY HE SAY NO

my sister was at a green day gig last night
apparently they got the crowd chanting "no trump, no KKK, no fascist USA"
and the average age of the venue of 14

do you lads pass the same people on your commute everyday

all ideologies are equally shit

True Communists were feminist and globalist by definition, just become some guy fought in the Red Army or was a party member doesn't mean he agreed with Marxist principles or even understood them

were the interrupters supporting?

yeah

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going to watch that white guilt documentary on netflix to see if it cures me of my racism

that's where you're wrong, kiddo
*sends you to gulag*

indeed

I didn't ask

all commies in gas

cuck

steinberg has won

HATE the left

you're not a racist just because of your skin colour
anybody who tells you you are, IS a racist

wew

I didn't say I was anti-anything, I just pointed out your political illiteracy

tip of the day:

listen to this

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I like to imagine myself taking down a Muslim terrorist and being a hero xx

I need to regurgitate the redpill lads, life's shit

the gf with her bf

Kind of want the BBC.

abraham

OLAF the King, one summer morn,
Blew a blast on his bugle-horn,
Sending his signal through the land of Drontheim.

Ploughing under the morning star,
Old Iron-Beard in Yriar
Heard the summons, chuckling with a low laugh.

He was the churliest of the churls;
Little he cared for king or earls;
Bitter as home-brewed ale were his foaming passions.

Hodden-gray was the garb he wore,
And by the Hammer of Thor he swore;
He hated the narrow town, and all its fashions.

But he loved the freedom of his farm,
His ale at night by the fireside warm,
Gudrun his daughter, with her flaxen tresses.

Huge and cumbersome was his frame;
His beard, from which he took his name,
Frosty and fierce, like that of Hymer the Giant.

King Olaf answered: “I command
This land to be a Christian land;
Here is my Bishop who the folk baptizes!

So all the Drontheim land became
A Christian land in name and fame,
In the old gods no more believing and trusting.

really fancy myself lads

currently doing a wank into the mirror

get on the train with the same people every day
>tiny asian lady
>overly insulated man who wears gloves and a woolly hat and a hood up for the coldest 5 months of the year
>hot leather jacket girl
>turban dan
>harold shipman
never said a word to any of them

jonathan

it's not making a noise :/

I hope you paid your TV license then

>thuderCuCK

Would love a top floor flat where you can climb out of the window and sit on the roof and just relax

Me in the middle

me

I remember commuting to the same place every day in NYC and recognizing familiar faces after a few journeys

makes the city feel small

Pics. x

what does having green bubbles mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI

me burning and bollocked

pass the same little lad on my way to the office as he leaves for school. had the same job for years and kind of seen him grow up. weird feel, don't know him at all but sort of feel like i know him.

x

SLOW
YOUR
ROLL

would love a top floor flat where i can fall out the window and snap my neck

nonce

theres always a ginger girl on my 2nd metro line of the morning who's always in the same hour metro, shes always in the same wagon too
she looks quite good
theres also a balding 30something lad playing on his nintendo DS

>unironically going to ibiza after ~1995

Neck yerself

forgot to >inb4 nonce desu. still a strange feel though.

me

Fancy some melted cheese nachos but only have salt and vinegar crisps

Would that taste horrible? Don't want to waste them

how is she always in the same wagon

thats kind of weird

also the train comes every couple of minutes how is always on the same one?

nonce

me

Just made a coming of age story about this, lads
Where you think the main character is the guy going to work, but it's really about the little boy xx

AT Drontheim, Olaf the King
Heard the bells of Yule-tide ring,
And his horn filled up to the brim;
But the ale was never too strong,
Nor the Saga-man’s tale too long,
For him.

The gleams of the firelight dance
Upon helmet and hauberk and lance,
And laugh in the eyes of the King;
And he cries to Halfred the Scald,
Gray-bearded, wrinkled, and bald,
“Sing!”

“Sing me a song divin
With a sword in every line,
And this shall be thy reward.”
And he loosened the belt at his waist,
And in front of the singer placed
His sword.

And the Berserks round about
Broke forth into a shout
That made the rafters ring:
They smote with their fists on the board,
And shouted, “Long live the Sword,
And the King!”

Rasheed

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Riot

Apologize.

gay nonce

reminder that MK ULTRA is real
youtube.com/watch?v=jPmZNoZvcKE

gf and her mates are doing a girls trip to Vegas lads.

bit worried

why is air pollution so vile sometimes

can be in central and it smells fine yet on some days I can be in a residential area and my nose feels vile and acidic

no because i've just copyrighted it. thanks for the idea faggot x

FUCK OFF I;M NOT A NONCE I JUST WALK PAST HIM COS THAT'S WHERE MY OFFICE IS REEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off phone poster

the gay flight attendant is janny after we go too hard with the shit posting

Calling my lawyer rn

See you in court pleb

that video makes me feels weird

I can feel this soda rotting my teeth

back from the chipper lads

wouldn't know. live in Wyoming

fuck off nonce

Didn't one murder someone?

>no Gay Son edition

youtube.com/watch?v=8cTj--MjC7k

Any good films/documentaries on Netflix UK

What can I do with my spare time?
I'm bored.

yeah I know this sounds weird and my explanation is going to sound autistic
but I always end up reaching the 2nd train at 8h46 so I can catch the 8h49 train
the train always arrives between 8h49 and 8h51
I always take the same wagon because have no reason for changing
and she always end up in the same place as me every morning. it's like she also takes the same 8h49
theres no correlation between her and me but now I try to always get this train even harder and my morning feel accomplished. also i get to look at her hairs for the 10 minutes travel

all women and most men are wankers

the men that get laid do a good job of projecting a person that isnt a wanker unto the women they shag

>calling the chippo a 'chpper'

end it.

dirty little nonce
bet he gets a semi every day on the way to work

apparently she was fine and tried to run again
and eventually got hysterical and shouted for the police

i like the idea of a comfy existence in a fly-over state in America but at the same time its probably a bit boring. would a brit be seen as 'exotic' and interesting in wyoming?

have you ever noticed how the lighting on American TV shows is different and makes the people look more attractive?
weird

>calling the chink chippy a chippo

I knew a little kid, never saw him for years, then saw him again when he was 18. He turned out real fit and I was trying not to spaghetti.

stalker pervert, you should probably be on a register

>Have one life
>Don't like it
Whats the point

explain

I know tens of people in the city by face but I've never uttered a word to them, some have changed a lot over the years for better or worse, old man I used to pass everyday just disappeared, I think he died.

>Sabina ran out of the house with a hammer, periodically hitting herself over the head with it

Possessed

worked with a bird called chippo for a bit. dunno what it was short for. she got made redundant.

making a murderer

flagrant autism, talk to her or forget about her, anything else is unhealthy mon ami

I think if I had kids and they turned out to be gay or transgender, I'd be fine with it

Cute
With a hunt of autism

you can get getflix.com.au the dns works for netflix us x

youtube.com/watch?v=no1vf854aUc

>peas pies curry chips and riiiiiiice

I knew a little kid, never saw him for years, then saw him again when he was 18. He turned out real fat and I was trying not to laugh.

His name was janny.