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Pro12 Fixtures:

>Friday 2nd of September

Ulster 12 - 8 Dragons @ halftime

Leinster 15 - Treviso 5 @ halftime

Ospreys 31 - 5 Zebre @ halftime

>Saturday 3rd of September

Scarlets - Munster @ 15:00

Connacht - Glasgow @ 17:15

Cardiff - Edinburgh @ 19:35

Some mickey mouse mitre cup @ loldunno

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>its a euro rug thread

JOEY CARTERRY NEXT GOAT

>muhh retallick.jpeg

>Gloucester 31-14 Leicester

Scott on GOAT watch

Andrew Brace is a great ref. Really rate him 2bh

>poobre
>pooveso

Literally what is the point of the Shitalians? At best one of them might overtake Dragons to 10th

>Ospreys 59
>Zebre 5

Zebre v Kings when?

those ulster wingers looked promising

Ulster 29 - 8 Dragons

Only 20 and 19 years old.

Future GOATs

>Looking good against Pooport
>Impressive in any way

>31-7 up
>lose

COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>LOSSTER

>irish OP

>me on the right

Dogs have sensitive ears you asshole. BASS by Apple TM headphones will damage that dogs hearing.

>exclusively the bottom two teams ever since they joined the league
>play utterly trash rugby (>muhh driving mauls when we're 30 points behind)
>regularly end the season with the most citings and cards
>fans have to travel to Italy
>all the best Italian players play for other teams anyway
Remind me again what they bring to our league apart from stealing a champions cup spot every year?

>our league

Which county are you mate?

Because the league organisers have no idea how to run a successful competition so throw random ideas together and hope something sticks

Pretty happy with this oppie score.

Kind of unimpressed with this thread though.

Still deciding if salty enough to make SH thread.

Next year they should just merge the two italian teams and bring in a georgian side or something.

Just took a massive Brian O'Driscoll lads. Feel a lot better.

Great score! Those recaros in your car as well? Flash!

Yep, I'm really moving up in the world. I'll be living in Devonport and acting like a total cunt before you know it.

Dear OP, let's not carry on this childish NH vs SH bullshit from last season.

Obviously pro12 is the important comp for you, so it'll be included in future muscular kiwi OPs, as promised.

Likewise, maybe you don't need to try and belittle our rugby comp in the OP. Pretty fucking weak tßh.

I realise that hilarious "banter" is the backbone of your society, but /rug/ is a tiny community and a bit of togetherness would go a long way to improving the quality.

Yours Truly,

Peter Breen

As a long time Leinster supporter
Pro 12 is more important than whatever the itm cup is called these days
However I agree with your proposition for a united community

Together we will endure evermore

Probably going to binge watch Narcos rather than watch any rugby today lads.

Funny, I'm going to binge feed on Nachos while watching the footy.

MITRE 10 CUP

>Sat 3 Sep
14:35 TAS v TAR, Trafalgar Park, Nelson
17:35 WEL v HBR, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
19:35 NLD v CAN, Toll Stadium, Whangarei

>Sun 4 Sep
14:35 BOP v OTG, Tauranga Domain, Tauranga
16:35 WAI v MAN, FMG Stadium, Hamilton

Wellington v Harbour should be a goodie

Any streams lads?

I'd have you over to watch on sky but the place is a pigsty.

$4.85 odds on North Harbour to defeat Wellington, am I missing something.

TAR 20 - 19 TAS 65min actually quite a good game.

They're pretty evenly matched, home advantage to Welly. I say put a cheeky tenner on harbour.

Just put some money on NH. North Harbour are pretty decent this year, TAB's odds make them look like Northland 2015.

TAS 25 -20
last minute

Can you bet with TAB online without an account? Probably not ay. So you need to input your credit card etc?

Nah you can't. Don't do it though man. Not worth it. I mean I don't have a gambling problem (I only make about 5 bets a year) but still not worth it desu.

You just took a greatest centre of the professional era?

No, I took an insufferable green shit.

Need more fibre in your diet lad.

Maybe you're right.
Normally, my morning O'Driscoll comes out like butter, but today's Brian O'Driscoll was a nuggety nightmare.

That joke was the O'Driscolling shits.

Wellington vs North Harbour about to start lads. Any fans of either side here?

H A R B O U R

I once had sex with a girl from Hawkes Bay.

So... I guess that's my answer to your question.

Hawkes Bay supporter then ay?
>scum of the earth

1st try for Harbour

How much did you wager?

Only $5, didn't have much left in my TAB account. Looking good so far though!

Anyone else excited to see explosive playmaker Peter Breen embarrass Cunterbury this evening?

Peter Breen is such a lad that once he told his missus he was going to take the rubbishing out, but then he forgot, so when she asked him on the phone if he had done it, he told her he had, then hung up the phone and rushed to do it before she got home! Fucking LAD as FUCK.

Peter Breen is such a badass that during the Vietnam conflict, he once threw a grenade and killed 50 gooks.

THEN THE GRENADE EXPLODED.

KEK! Peter Breen dropped! Not even on the bench. Breen lovers BTFO. /rug/ BTFO

Northland cucks on pooicide watch

>the greatest day in otago lad's life

Injured.

HBR 17 - 15

WEL 18 - 17

Glambor lad here. Threw a cheeky $20 on Harbour at $6.50 before the start of the game. Could be a $300 return off $40 for the weekend.

They're not gonna win. Zero possession this half.

Doesn't look like it but only 1 more try for Harbour and they could do this. Good Harbour pressure right now

Going at it now though

HARBOUR FOR FUCK'S SAKES

>zero tries
Fucking you Wellington.

Is Mitchell Drummond the ugliest man in NZ rugby?

>Problem with league is garbage foreign teams
>Let's bring in another one

fuck off paddy

Hello friends.

Literally looks like a Steve Smith / Jimmy Neesham hybrid.

There's some tough competition

>no one has posted le avo man or TKB

for shame.

remember when girls had normal eyebrows?

Lel why are Kiwi's so mad about BOD?

Please tell me no one on /rug/ falls for the "le fugg modern art" meme

Most of it is a load of shit m8 but pretentious fucks, gush over it.

What was your point then, new money?

Here is some good art:

90% of any medium is pure garbage lad

For example:

You're not totally wrong

No real point other than checking that /rug/ aren't narrow minded plebs.

You just called a Gretchen Albrecht original bad. Does being this woefully unqualified to discuss art affect you at all? Go back to whatever chch shithole suburb you live in and let the rest of us discuss art as adults, you absolute peon.

How many points will Glasgow win by today lads?

Irish goblins need not reply

>Poosgow
>beating ConnGOAT
'no'

Anything less than 30 is a disappointment

Inshallah brothers, the champions will win their opening game today if Allah wills it.

>tfw Irlandês de Londres got relegated

#muslimsout

Can you not read you inbred potato fuck

Connacht has an interesting effect on Refs though

minus ten points

t. not a goblin

Devvo Lad what art do you specialise in?

go to sleep

>the person who made something has a bearing on whether it is good or not

Uh oh, we've got a brand name babby on our hands here.

R8 my fantasy pro 12 team for this season.

Anyone else play? fantasy.pro12rugby.com/

I do

>tfw loading your team with whoever's playing the Shitalians that week

Got a feeling Piutau will have a big season, plus he won't miss any games for internationals.

Teehee... We've grabbed some bait

Yeah I was tempted to do that but with only two transfers a week I was worried id get stuck.

he could be good later down the line but for now i'm happy with my Glasgow backs.

WP Nel is stupidly undervalued at 5 points, A prop with 70 points from 80 caps and a high work rate.

I'm also probably going to move sexton in instead of Biggar once he returns from injury.

Nobody from Treviso or Zebras?