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Isaac Roberts
SCHAUB BLESS
Ethan King
My boy Sakuraba beat the Gracies with the double wrist locks.
Christopher Adams
Schaub is fucking God
Blake White
...
Ryder Brown
Schaub bless
Tyler Morales
Oh yes he is, my man. 100%
Benjamin Cooper
...
Tyler Garcia
This isn't funny. Fight Night is tomorrow and the OP makes no mention of it.
Adrian Fisher
That damage control though.
Lincoln Carter
Schaub bless you my brothers.
Hunter Adams
>Lei non farà niente di tutto ciò, signor Diaz
Robert Sanchez
/artem/
Samuel Cox
>getting punked by artem of all people
i wonder how fucking booty blasted this kid felt afterwards
Kayden Johnson
Conor needs a booster seat desu
Caleb Wilson
You will not do anything
Hudson Garcia
LASCIATEMI CANTARE
Lincoln Wright
Tim Kennedy is still an utter fucking moron
Cameron Smith
why
Logan Ortiz
>Tim Kennedy shoots him in the head
Jason Diaz
>smacked silly by a human T-rex
Chase Reed
What a tacky cunt.
Adrian Bell
2bh
Brandon Barnes
Someone post the tim kennedy on cuck thomas interview this piece of shit OP didnt include it
kill yourself
Easton Ortiz
You don't like my quality OP, bro? Or are you a retarded faggot that gets his news from /heem/ headers?
Asher Sanders
Supply drop ready for deployment yeh
Grayson Barnes
*revs sperg*
Logan Watson
there is no need to be upset
Thomas Perez
is fctv showing the fights tomorrow?
Jace Morales
Hey lads, I'm watching TUF 2 for the first time for some fucking reason. Is Luke Cummo the most retarded retard ever to grace the show with his retardedness, talking about chi and shit?
Ryder Hill
>the state of this thread
this is what schaub posting does
Levi Moore
For sure stay in your lane, my man.
Elijah Morgan
No he's actually a beast.
Jaxson Edwards
Yeah I can do that.
What time do the prelims start EST?
Kevin Torres
Oh nice, 11:45am
should be a comfy card
Hunter Martinez
Yeah, comfy 3PMer in the left coast.
Ayden Reed
Dont forget to wipe off that cheeto dust
Dominic Bailey
Fer shizzle
good card for a wake n bake.
Nathaniel Richardson
>le "trite and overused insult" man
Chase Brooks
...
Isaac Ward
>le "le x man" man
Oliver Ramirez
You are such a loser
Jackson Adams
>le "meta humor" man
Jack Cruz
>winners don't blaze it
Julian Hill
Good attempt, but needs more work
5/10, didn't even smile
Sebastian Martin
welcome to your first day on /heem/ friend
Isaiah Bailey
>le "doesn't take it one layer deeper into stupid recursive meta humor territory" man
Lucas Wright
Why are they barely testing Derek Brunson but all over Hendo?
smdh
Christian Martinez
No need to be buttmad friend. Just meme better
Kayden James
Had to turn off the new fighter and the kid episode after 5 minutes. Its not even funny how rude and shit Schuab is as an interviewer. He might as well do a Q & A by himself infront of a mirror
Josiah Thomas
not him i've just seen it posted plenty of times
Daniel Gray
>GOAT White fighters
Conor McGregor
GSP
Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson
Stipe Miocic
Matt Hughes
Rich Franklin
Daniel Cormier
Michael Bisping
Dan Henderson (x)
>GOAT non-White fighters
Anderson Silva (x)
Jon Jones (x)
Vitor Belfort (x)
Cain Velasquez
Fabricio Werdum
Mighty Mouse
Jose Aldo (...)
Tyron Woodley (...)
RDA (...)
(x) = Confirmed roiders
(...) = Heavily suspected, soon to be confirmed roiders
Why are White fighters more prone to being natty and clean when compared to their black counterparts? Do the latter need that extra edge so much they are willing to risk their healthy to get it?
Who would be superior if everyone had been forced to be natty since the beginning?
Evan Phillips
...
Jaxson Walker
Why is Lawler ranked 7th in Middleweight?
Christopher Miller
España con los bantoz.
Easton Watson
They're literally all on steroids
Well over half of my D3 teammates in college ball juiced their balls off. Pro athletes are geared up
Hunter Peterson
>bring this onlivious to greatness
Schaub bless you, my man.
Sebastian Green
We watch for big brown not whatever dork guest is on
Anthony Howard
>weed makes you a loser
Dylan Wright
youtube.com
How fucked is he lads
Jason Baker
fuck the guest i want to hear what a self made t shirt mogul and intellectual has to say about current events
Sebastian Smith
>Speculation makes for evidence
Aaron Williams
i miss cheick
Levi Carter
kek i think he gave up on striking and is just trying to clinch for survival now
Grayson Johnson
he looks like shit
Austin Fisher
>There are actual """people""" that get their mma news from the /heem/ op
Nathaniel Moore
as a somewhat successful pothead, more often than not
so annoying when people are like "B...BUT MICHAEL PHELPS!" ... i'd bet money he's smoked like 5 times in his life and he's held up as some icon for successful stoners
Isaiah Hill
it's funny cause he doesn't seem like an athletic person at all, only question now is how badly he's going to get heemed, i don't want the ref to jump in right as he gets tagged
Aaron Stewart
It's scientifically proven to decrease ambition. If that's not a loser trait, I don't know what is. Do stimulants like a grown up.
Xavier Kelly
...
James Scott
i forgot (b/c pot) the point here
which was that most people sitting around talking about how you can smoke and be successful are huge losers themselves
like fat people giving in-depth unsolicited diet advice
Easton Garcia
wow heem is so shit unless there's a conor fight coming up
Asher Kelly
>Tfw no one here can get through your half guard
Aaron Lee
was good yesteryday, it's only shit when the schaub autists are around
Jose Sanchez
Does whisky count as a stimulant if it makes me want to get up and fight somebody?
Jose Flores
Anyone up for goofing the picks tomorrow?
Kayden Taylor
>It's scientifically proven to decrease ambition
Zachary Taylor
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News:
Justin Long
>tfw turned down coke last night
feels good not being a total degen
Camden Moore
Y can't Daniel handle the bantz?
Christopher Rodriguez
Some cuck
Luis Garcia
>Starts at 11:45 AM EST
I really hate day time cards. Will probably just tune in for the main event during lunch time.
Jaxson Bennett
>I take depressant drugs and stimulant drugs are for degenerates
Angel Bailey
you should have "turned up coke last night" if you get what i'm saying
Isaiah Bailey
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Oliver Bennett
Austin Barnes
HEEM SLEEPY
Caleb Gonzalez
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Mason Sanders
...
Isaac Nguyen
He backed the boy up against the fence and tee'd off on him just like he said he would.
B A S E D
Carson Baker
>Conor loses balance
>Regains balance without being knocked down
>Diaz' weak punches fail to take advantage of this
lmao
Carter Russell
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Cameron Russell
>I'm gonna keep poking the bear
y tho
Carter Moore
>floyd mayweather throws a jab
>mcgregor goes stumbling into the ropes and gasses
Jacob Garcia
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Carter Adams
he fell on purpose to get him into his guard, it's called controlling the fight casual
Owen Reyes
>get slapped in the face
>gas
Henry Brown
>9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett [Starts at 11:45 AM EST, 8:45 AM PST, 4:45 PM BONGTIME] {FIGHT PASS ONLY}
Last 4 fights are on BT la
Ryder Rodriguez
Actually he got knocked down because he got punched in the face.
Alexander Thomas
>This is falling purposefully
pmsl at this yank