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kys

the girlfriend

Philadelphia is the worst major city in north america

I have a conspiracy that OP's pic is describing how white people want to kill off all non-whites.
See, white people do the best in cold weather while non-whites don't. They're afraid of not having their cold weather because it gives a chance for non-whites to thrive. See, they're fine with an ice age because that means Africans will die off in great numbers because it'll be too cold.

... after Shitcongo

The gf

wtf? i thought this is the land of the free not like Germany

uhm, ok, i dont like where you try to lead this conversation

t. Jude

What the fuck are you talking about

It really is. Chicago is filled with black on black violence but everyone in Philly is a cunt.

Don't know why you'd say that.
Lived in philly for 5 years, and it was pretty good.

Then again, spent most of my time in either University City or Old City, so that may have skewed my view of the place as a whole.

EEEEEEYYY BUDDY I'M WALKIN ERE

Philadelphia has the Philly cheese steak though

Don't try to deny it. It's true.
Luckily, we have the jews on our side to reverse the ice age.

WHERE DO YOU GET THE NUHV, I JUST GOT THESE BOOTS

WHY I ODDA....

Tabernac

Yeah, it's a good sandwich but it's the tourist sandwich.

I hate northerners. Reeeeeee

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Jewish Media! Fun for you!

what's the best burger?

YOU TALKIN TA ME? ARE YA TALKIN TAKE ME? LISTEN ERE PAL, YA BETTA WATCH YA BACK OR ME N THA BOYS GONNA KICK YOUS ASS

double double with ketchup, lettuce and tomato

I'm a guacamole burger man.

ok, i have more questions:

What are nice things to do around Stanford or San Francisco?

What is nice food, except for meme food like Burgers?

And how can I avoid being murdered by a gun-maniac?

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Why would you put lettuce and tomato in your coffee?

Ketchup and MUSTARD instead of spread*

Me! Georgia burger

Double meat and cheese whataburger

Buy a churro and go to the piers and wait for birds to attack you.
Eat chowder in a bread bowl in a restaurant that lets pigeons come inside.
Try to look for San Fran vampires.
Look at seals.
The market area has expensive tourist-y junk.
Try walking along the entirety of the Golden Gate bridge if you want to. It takes a while.
I don't actually remember ever getting a burger in SF. They have a McDonalds but everywhere does.
There's no gun-maniacs there.

*I'm gay

really wanna go to the us but i can't make up my mind on what city to fly in to and what to do outside of said city

Chicago has the pizza and Polish sausages.

It seems okay

>Doesn't like philly
>doesn't appreciate the true Philly cheese steak
>thinks everyone there is a cunt

Look dude, if you got sent off for not following the rules at Pat's, that's entirely on you.
They got the sign prominently displayed and you got plenty of time to figure out how to properly order.

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Dungeness crab
Salmon
California burrito

We don't want you here, there's nothing to do here. Please stay out and go to some chink place instead

the stanford area has this really nice cupcake joint called sprinkles, with giant cupcakes with a bunch of different flavors to pick from. Kinda pricey, but I liked it. Dunno much about the area, but the san mateo bridge nearby and 260 are nice drives for scenery

San Francisco is great, dont believe the Sup Forums stereotypes. Its got the GOAT baseball park, highly suggest a visit. The waterfront has a great view of the bay, along with tasty chowder, salmon or fried fish. If you like chinese food or italian, Chinatown or little italy is a must. Not only does it have really good restaurants, but theres novelty shops everywhere with bootleg merchandise. Little italy has good italian food

Golden gat park is fun to walk through, its got an arboreum, tons of plants and trees, and a science museum. infested with stoners and homeless people, so be wary. Haight/ashbury is pretty cool

Market street has a HORRIBLE homeless problem, so if you're around the civic center going towards coit tower Id suggest just taking bart under it all

Theres the ghiradelli factory, which you really should visit. God tier chocolate and sundaes, lots of candies, and giant vats of chocolate to see. Definitely, DEFINITEYL visit the golden gat bridge and alcatraz island, they were rad

lol i know you'd be dying to become my friend because you admire me

*shitcongo has one of the highest murder rates and worst food
Ftfy

god dammit, I type all that out and it turned out to be the footfag

wtf I hate Oyster Bay now

>he trusted a kraut

Dumb Caucasian

>Prostitution illegal

into the trash

>hating on based 'go 'za
Shitskin detected

Walk into traffic muly

The only thing better than 'go 'za is ananas and ham 'go 'za

Washington has the best food I've ever had. The seafood btfo east coast seafood. Not saying east coast is bad. The North Pacific just contains better tasting salmon, crab and lobster. Spiny lobster makes Maine lobster look like chum.

Just fucking kill yourself my dude

Exactly your a low life cretin eating food only fit food for the starving, again go play in traffic muly

True, although they do commit the sin of putting vinegar in clam chowder.

Koreans also do a good job integrating their cuisine into Washington food.

I'm not used to the concept of regional foods because you can buy anything at any supermarket in the country

thanks for the information guys, what about Yosemite National Park is it worth a daytrip? ill only have a couple of days where ill not have to work, so i dont want to waste any

and what about small scale crime like pick pocket? is it comparable to northern europe or more like souther europe? or even worse?

This is not a pizza but a quiche tho.

Hey man, don't be upset you can't eat the legendary 'go 'za. I'd be upset too but I'm white.

>washington dc is not in washington state but in fact on the other side of the continent

wow makes perfect fucking sense america

>white people
>eating that literal trash from shitcongo

>There are multiple Saxonies in Germany, on different sides
Really makes me think

@70927510
Fuck off.

Krauts not too bright

Leave Caucasian or suffer my consequences

Yep. You're talking to one. Ain't nothing better than this superb cheesy goodness.

Yosemite is absolutely worth it. If you can time it to fall on a new moon you'll see the stars like you've never seen them before. That's assuming you stay until night.

lower saxony is the real saxony fyi

NY Style Pizza > 'go 'za t'bh

England is the real saxony

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>former /cum/ poster sends you a message via steam

Thicc patty with tomato, fried egg, onions, bacon, and spicy quac

Idgaf, fite me

New Haven apizza > the rest

Literally anything > shitcago """"""""pizza"""""""""

You're an animal and you might as well eat out of the gutter. If you had two cents left in your head you better spend it on garbage before wasting it on Shitcongo """pizza"""

Be mindful in the tourist areas. Theirs aren't nearly as common as Europe though. I heard that shit is rampant in Spain.

College is fun as hell. My degree (sports management, probably gonna go to law school in a few years) isn't the most profitable, and law school is probably gonna bankrupt me, but I'm having a hell of a time here.

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@70927733
*tips fedora*

thanks, it will not be on new moon, but ill give it a try anyway

in Europe you can basically avoid it by avoiding foreigner especially gypsis and arabs

If you aren't Native American you have to leaveeeeee

Is that yuropeen pizza? I too am a connoisseur when it comes to not putting shit on your 'zas

Eyy, the mook thinks he's gonna be a sports agent.

Alright /cum/
I might be autistic but I want your opinion

I have two habits when it comes to meals that people find strange

The first is every time I go to mcdonalds I get the same meal witout fail.
Its a large orange high-c and four mcchickens

The second is that when Im at home i make crunchy peanut butter and cheese sandwitches and down it with cold black coffee, no sweetner or creamer

Am I autistic?

If you're prepared for gypsies you're prepared for anything here.

margherita pizza is actually really tasty

those both sound good, but four mcchickens isn't enough to satisfy me ususally

Yes

How can you not recognize NY pizza?

bomb ass tune

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Why can't we have sensible nations like this irl?

i wanna kill

reminder that regional pizza is for regions that have been colonized by non-americans

only regional barbecue is important

I'm sorry it must be severely irrelevant.

tasty quiche

Foie gras burger

What do I say?

You should be shot if you enjoy deep dish

uh buddy got some wipe

ask him how his poo going, compliment his shoes and foot bump him

maybe you guys can exchange numbers too