/gg/-guitar general New op is kinda weird but whatever edition Roman is grounded sub edition
>how do i learn to play this song? Start by learning how to play your fucking instrument.
>im being bullied, plz halp! You probably said/did something really fucking stupid and deserve it
>is guitar one of the last true art forms? Lol
>what gear do i need to sound good? A mute pedal
>why do people keep saying vomit when i post a fender? If you have to ask you have no taste, or youre so far down the hipster train thatll youll start eating dog shit when they prove it has health benefits. Vomit
>can you rate my song? Fuck off...ok fine....it sucks
>what can i change to make it better? Everything.
>guitar seems like a fun w Ill stop you right there. No, its not.
>what did i miss from the last thread Absolutely nothing that wont get posted in this thread
>what kind of amp sho Stop. Blues jr. Youll sound like shit regardless, might as well have the best shit can amp money can buy.
>whos crazyaga? A jew, ignore him
>whats doom larping? Pretty much what youll be doing
>15 posts from bump limit >"I'M GONNA MAKE THE THREAD THIS TIME MOMMY. I WANNA BE OP SO BAD!!!!!!" >"I'm gonna be a legend look at my le edgy jokes in le OP instead of links lol"
Cooper Wood
you faggot, kill yourself.
Henry Young
I no rite, there was going to be so much thrilling debate in those last 15 posts
Zachary Howard
literally no one cares
Grayson Nguyen
>310-301=15 LOL@U
Blake Gonzalez
>mommy he beat me to making the op Op is literally the same as it has been for a couple threads. Neck yourself spergboy
>the op is so important! >contains no less than 3 dead links
Eli Scott
Just posted it cuz you're all whining like faggots about the op of this thread. Now you can continue to whine about the old one, too!
2 things to whine about at once! You retards aren't gonna know what to do with yourselves.
Nicholas Thompson
so yeah, guitars eh? hoe bout those crazy guitar things
Bentley Thomas
I know what to do with myself. Call you a faggot.
Faggot.
Jaxon Taylor
Faggot.
Justin Brooks
can anyone spot what al has on top of his green matamps?
and is he running a daisy chine to those matamps?
i know the bottom one is definitely a gt120 he had customized into a slave unit, i'm guessing the top green amp is also a gt120.
Joseph Jackson
Little boys aren't allowed to post on this site. You have to be 18.
Owen Brown
>so yeah, guitars eh? hoe bout those dead guitar things
Daniel Rivera
Tell that to roman, hes not even half that
Adrian Bailey
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Christian Ortiz
Roland Space Echo
Benjamin Green
looking through musicians wanted ads for a singer
>singer seeking covers band >singer seeking blues band >singer seeking classic rock band >singer seeking metal band >singer seeking pink floyd tribute band >singer seeking weddings/functions band
fuck all you singer shitheads, I'll do it myself. I've got a voice like a goose farting in the fog but at least I'll put some fucking effort into being original
Jace Diaz
I think I might start rapping tbf.
Christopher Miller
> tfw 3 things to cry about now
Andrew Brooks
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
Jacob Carter
I think i might start raping too
Jose Morgan
These threads are good like ~51% of the time. He's 50% of it, 1% worthwhile discussion, 49% babby bullshit
Jayden Turner
Learn to count, faggot
Hudson Campbell
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Grayson Garcia
Op, crying about op, old op, crying about old op, i think someone asked a question, crying about what's going on in this thread
Ethan Green
A lot of rappers get arrested for rape, coincidence?
Anthony Rogers
Rip roman 2009-2017
Juan Anderson
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Ryder Gutierrez
> tfw so many things to cry about you lose count
James Perry
Just think about how many dont
Luis Jenkins
Are VM Jazzmasters really as good as people claim? I've wanted a JM forever but I can never save up for a real Fender. I'm not in the US so options are limited.
Parker Myers
All the shit ones. A good rapper must be accused of rape.
Blake Campbell
>tele Vomit
Kayden Ward
How long have you been playing guitar?
Adam Gomez
I've had two, one was good, one was not.
Kevin Peterson
10 years.
Brandon Allen
Lil b has never been accused of rape. But thats cause he fucked every bitch on the planet
Christopher Thomas
no one has ever claimed any Squier VM is good
because they're cheap Chinese plywood shit
get the new 2017 Squier Deluxe JM or save your $$$
Jace Evans
>tele Puke
Nolan Gomez
>BASED GOD >mere mortal rap rules apply I'll start writing tight phat lyrics, you start the raping, and we'll form a duo.
Blake Sullivan
Im literally in the bushes creepin on my neighbor chick right now
Christopher Rodriguez
What a waste of comment space. Just stop.
Samuel Powell
Theres an MIA duo sonic?
>comment I didnt realize this was facebook now
Grayson Edwards
I've got no excuses there. Been here for 10 years, might as well off myself for that one.
Matthew Brooks
>Theres an MIA duo sonic?
are you fucking illiterate or just stupid?
Ryder Russell
>been here for 10 years >might as well off myself Yeah man, no doubt. Good night sweet prince
Daniel Phillips
>too dumb to answer the question Takes one to know one
Bentley Gray
I need a good cheap bass to replace my shitty squier jazz from high school
Preferably in the $300 range
Wat get
Ian Lewis
You can get a cheap mossberg for under $250 thatll do the job
Bentley Sullivan
solid post
Tyler Kelly
Ibanez soundgear used. I really like the sr505
Austin Anderson
Yeah, because the 1 or 2 shitposting literal autists have been consistently making the shitpost version of the OP before bump limit just to get their ebin joke out
Camden Phillips
oh lol
thanks for the speedy reply
Logan Evans
Wait, this op is a joke? It answers questions that are asked every thread
Jeremiah Gutierrez
a yamaha if you dont want to spend too much
Nathan Carter
You son of a bitch. I actually googled that.
Blow me memeer
Austin Martin
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Samuel Morgan
>getting rused this hard
Matthew Williams
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Oliver Butler
Triple damage multiplier against roman
Cameron Sanchez
>jazz >interesting, diverse and eclectic genre >guitar >the instrument of choice for priveledged man children world wide >jazz guitar >take boring instrument that is easy to wank with and put it in a genre that is accepting of tasteful wank >guitar wanking is never tasteful >guitarists never realize what theyre playing is out of place >guitarists is always up front and obnoxious in a style that is supposed to be cool, not spergie >hard to convey emotion with guitar >impossible to convey emotion guitar in jazz >stupid chords and leads that would be better played by other instruments, like piano or clarinet >best jazz records have no guitar on them >best jazz bands have no guitar >only people that care about jazz guitar are meal babbies that grew up and stop liking children's music >still thinking like a chile while trying to play jazz
Tl;dr >jazz guitar >jazz with guitar >ever
Jeremiah Brown
>started playing guitar when I was a teenager >seemed like a cool way to express yourself musically >got really good >considered accomplished even by professionals I sometimes associate with >as I mature musically I realize writing guitar based music is rudimentary, simplistic and creatively limited compared to the infinite possibilities a laptop based DAW offers now >as I mature musically I slowly realize how uninteresting most guitar based music actually is >as I mature socially I come to realize most people have long since stopped caring about guitar based music too >mfw guitar might as well be an accordion or a harpsichord now >pic related: mfw I know in my heart I wasted my time on this instrument >mfw I wish I could have all that time I wasted back don't end up like me kids, save yourselves from my fate
Liam Rogers
How to make a fender sound good >buy guitar >buy new pickup if guitar costs less than $1200 >get about 4 or more boutique pedals and an isolated power supply >buy top end vintage tube amplifier that needs all the caps replaced and needs new nos tubes
How to make a gibson sound good >buy guitar >plug into any amp
Gibson being more expensive is the biggest meme ever, you literally only need to buy the guitar.
Also, how to make an ibanez sound good >buy guitar >record guitar track >overdub track while playing a gibson >mute original track
Gabriel Gonzalez
I always laugh when I see some dumb 19 year old buying a guitar. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why waste your time and money? You don't know guitar based music is deader than horse shit? What the fuck do you think's going to happen? Why do you think everybody in their late 20s and early 30s stops playing in bands? Go take a look at the lineups of all the popular music festivals these days. What's the average age of most of those bands? Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because being poor as shit is only fun when you're a stupid ass kid. Just as soon as your peer group moves on to adult pursuits you look fucking retarded playing the "cool kid who plays in a band". Trust me, when all your family and friends have stable jobs, kids, and nice houses your "artistic poverty" playing shitshows out of an old dilapidated rust covered van won't measure up anymore. It's like.. think about what your doing, you dumb little shit. What are you trying to achieve? Do you really think you'll be one of the lucky few who'll wins the lottery and has a successful career in music? I mean, really? Do you really think you're talented and smart enough to succeed in the music industry? Are you fucking stupid?
And don't give me all that "I do it for myself" bullshit either. lol, no fuck you don't. You're doing it in the hopes that one day it'll garner you some peer recognition, you're hoping it'll help you climb up socially one day. You do it because you're a fucking loser who wants to desperately escape the societal pecking order you feel has marginalized you. Name a famous guitarist who started off wealthy. Oh, you can't? That's who you think you are, loser. You want that same success and you know it. Only problem with your plan is noone cares because guitar music doesn't matter anymore
Go to school, get a real job, and stop wasting your time trying to score "cool points" with other impressionable moron kids like you. You ain't gonna make it, you fucking idiot
Get a fucking clue
Blake Garcia
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Matthew Sullivan
I always laugh when I see some dumb shit buy a cheap guitar and immediately start "upgrading" it. They usually start by asking for replacement pickup suggestions. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why did you buy a guitar you didn't think sounded good to begin with? I'll tell you why: because you don't know what the fuck you're doing and you have no clue what the fuck you're after. You bought some retarded piece of shit because of how it looked in a picture on the internet and then when you got it home and actually played it ..it sounded and played like straight up ass. So you started "upgrading" it instead of admitting to yourself that you don't know shit and made a mistake, or that the guitars construction was so shitty that you didn't have any other choice but to "upgrade" it to make it a playable instrument. Here's the thing though: you could have just saved all the time and money you sank/wasted into "upgrading" a piece of shit and just bought a decent guitar to begin with. You bedroom warriors are a hilarious lot, watching you flail about trying to polish turds into diamonds. If a diamond is what you wanted why didn't you just go out and buy a diamond to begin with?
Because you're fucking stupid, that's why.
Jose Torres
Is this just a shitposting general or do we actually talk about guitars in here?
Camden Scott
Got anything to say?
Bentley Butler
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Grayson Sanders
Lol, moar lyk Fen Durrr amirite
Y wood u wanna pay moar 4 wut iz laterally halve a gitar u cont 2ne uh gipsin
>ywn have a crowd of nubile women sing acdc to you >ywn have a lead singer point at you like 'you got this?' >ywn nod back 'elementary my dear watson' >ywn bust out a classic solo off the cuff to screaming babes >ywn hve the balls to paint your nails turquoise
Wyatt Jones
Cry harder bitch nerd
Or maybe try to start a discussion instead of bitching
Tyler Sanchez
shitposting
all the actual guitar posters moved to the discord and abandoned this shithole
Oliver Phillips
tfw finally have a gig after a month-long dry spell
Liam Cox
Well, I'm currently torn between getting a set of 'true' single coils and shielding the hell out of my strat, or getting some noiseless single coils. Problem is I think the latter sacrifices too much tone, but neck and bridge are my favourite pick ups and damn does the hum get loud in my room. Any opinions?
The fact that [spoiler]so many books still name The Beatles[/spoiler] John Frusciante used a bunch of SSL-1s has convinced me I can do the same without significant hum, but I don't know which way to go.
Henry Phillips
>spoilers on Sup Forums
Nathan Adams
Did the wedding band work out?
Nathan Gray
>shielding the hell out of my strat this isn't hard, stop being a pussy
Camden Bennett
It also doesnt stop hum
Julian Davis
ok
Henry Sanders
Shit, someone was paying attention.
No, unfortunately not. Got 2nd to a guy who could sing and play at the same time, as well as play other instruments. It was pretty much the only way I wouldn't've made the cut, and that they found a guy in this town that fit that bill and was available actually made me impressed. Maybe this shithole has some more hidden bosses than I thought.
At least the band I was already in got even better after we fired our old drummer. Now we have a jazz-based drummer who's super solid and is actually willing to learn new material, so we're booking more gigs and learning more songs.
Adrian James
I know, but if I do that I'll buy some high quality pick ups. If I don't do it, I won't bother shielding and just throw some noiseless pick ups in there.
Blake Cook
No one here could ever pass an ABX test between a tube amp and a high-end modeling transistor amp. Tube is hipster nonsense unless you get it dirt cheap.