/gg/ guitar general

/gg/-guitar general
New op is kinda weird but whatever edition
Roman is grounded sub edition

>how do i learn to play this song?
Start by learning how to play your fucking instrument.

>im being bullied, plz halp!
You probably said/did something really fucking stupid and deserve it

>is guitar one of the last true art forms?
Lol

>what gear do i need to sound good?
A mute pedal

>why do people keep saying vomit when i post a fender?
If you have to ask you have no taste, or youre so far down the hipster train thatll youll start eating dog shit when they prove it has health benefits. Vomit

>can you rate my song?
Fuck off...ok fine....it sucks

>what can i change to make it better?
Everything.

>guitar seems like a fun w
Ill stop you right there. No, its not.

>what did i miss from the last thread
Absolutely nothing that wont get posted in this thread

>what kind of amp sho
Stop. Blues jr. Youll sound like shit regardless, might as well have the best shit can amp money can buy.

>whos crazyaga?
A jew, ignore him

>whats doom larping?
Pretty much what youll be doing

>Old thread

Other urls found in this thread:

chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
stringtensionpro.com/
musictheory.net/lessons
mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/
mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav
youtube.com/watch?v=5hzaPRa76yQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Grimes

First for dickbutt

First for Grimes' butt.

hello

what should i name my shitty twee band

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The coon lagoon

Satan & The Unicorn Rainbow Effect

>15 posts from bump limit
>"I'M GONNA MAKE THE THREAD THIS TIME MOMMY. I WANNA BE OP SO BAD!!!!!!"
>"I'm gonna be a legend look at my le edgy jokes in le OP instead of links lol"

you faggot, kill yourself.

I no rite, there was going to be so much thrilling debate in those last 15 posts

literally no one cares

>310-301=15
LOL@U

>mommy he beat me to making the op
Op is literally the same as it has been for a couple threads. Neck yourself spergboy

How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb


Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

>anyone reads that shit

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>the op is so important!
>contains no less than 3 dead links

Just posted it cuz you're all whining like faggots about the op of this thread. Now you can continue to whine about the old one, too!

2 things to whine about at once! You retards aren't gonna know what to do with yourselves.

so yeah, guitars eh? hoe bout those crazy guitar things

I know what to do with myself. Call you a faggot.

Faggot.

Faggot.

can anyone spot what al has on top of his green matamps?

and is he running a daisy chine to those matamps?

i know the bottom one is definitely a gt120 he had customized into a slave unit, i'm guessing the top green amp is also a gt120.

Little boys aren't allowed to post on this site. You have to be 18.

>so yeah, guitars eh? hoe bout those dead guitar things

Tell that to roman, hes not even half that

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

Roland Space Echo

looking through musicians wanted ads for a singer

>singer seeking covers band
>singer seeking blues band
>singer seeking classic rock band
>singer seeking metal band
>singer seeking pink floyd tribute band
>singer seeking weddings/functions band

fuck all you singer shitheads, I'll do it myself. I've got a voice like a goose farting in the fog but at least I'll put some fucking effort into being original

I think I might start rapping tbf.

> tfw 3 things to cry about now

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD

I think i might start raping too

These threads are good like ~51% of the time. He's 50% of it, 1% worthwhile discussion, 49% babby bullshit

Learn to count, faggot

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Op, crying about op, old op, crying about old op, i think someone asked a question, crying about what's going on in this thread

A lot of rappers get arrested for rape, coincidence?

Rip roman
2009-2017

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> tfw so many things to cry about you lose count

Just think about how many dont

Are VM Jazzmasters really as good as people claim? I've wanted a JM forever but I can never save up for a real Fender. I'm not in the US so options are limited.

All the shit ones. A good rapper must be accused of rape.

>tele
Vomit

How long have you been playing guitar?

I've had two, one was good, one was not.

10 years.

Lil b has never been accused of rape. But thats cause he fucked every bitch on the planet

no one has ever claimed any Squier VM is good

because they're cheap Chinese plywood shit

get the new 2017 Squier Deluxe JM or save your $$$

>tele
Puke

>BASED GOD
>mere mortal rap rules apply
I'll start writing tight phat lyrics, you start the raping, and we'll form a duo.

Im literally in the bushes creepin on my neighbor chick right now

What a waste of comment space. Just stop.

Theres an MIA duo sonic?

>comment
I didnt realize this was facebook now

I've got no excuses there. Been here for 10 years, might as well off myself for that one.

>Theres an MIA duo sonic?

are you fucking illiterate or just stupid?

>been here for 10 years
>might as well off myself
Yeah man, no doubt. Good night sweet prince

>too dumb to answer the question
Takes one to know one

I need a good cheap bass to replace my shitty squier jazz from high school

Preferably in the $300 range

Wat get

You can get a cheap mossberg for under $250 thatll do the job

solid post

Ibanez soundgear used. I really like the sr505

Yeah, because the 1 or 2 shitposting literal autists have been consistently making the shitpost version of the OP before bump limit just to get their ebin joke out

oh lol

thanks for the speedy reply

Wait, this op is a joke? It answers questions that are asked every thread

a yamaha if you dont want to spend too much

You son of a bitch. I actually googled that.

Blow me memeer

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>getting rused this hard

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Triple damage multiplier against roman

>jazz
>interesting, diverse and eclectic genre
>guitar
>the instrument of choice for priveledged man children world wide
>jazz guitar
>take boring instrument that is easy to wank with and put it in a genre that is accepting of tasteful wank
>guitar wanking is never tasteful
>guitarists never realize what theyre playing is out of place
>guitarists is always up front and obnoxious in a style that is supposed to be cool, not spergie
>hard to convey emotion with guitar
>impossible to convey emotion guitar in jazz
>stupid chords and leads that would be better played by other instruments, like piano or clarinet
>best jazz records have no guitar on them
>best jazz bands have no guitar
>only people that care about jazz guitar are meal babbies that grew up and stop liking children's music
>still thinking like a chile while trying to play jazz

Tl;dr
>jazz guitar
>jazz with guitar
>ever

>started playing guitar when I was a teenager
>seemed like a cool way to express yourself musically
>got really good
>considered accomplished even by
professionals I sometimes associate with
>as I mature musically I realize writing guitar based music is rudimentary, simplistic and creatively limited compared to the infinite possibilities a laptop based DAW offers now
>as I mature musically I slowly realize how uninteresting most guitar based music actually is
>as I mature socially I come to realize most people have long since stopped caring about guitar based music too
>mfw guitar might as well be an accordion or a harpsichord now
>pic related: mfw I know in my heart I wasted my time on this instrument
>mfw I wish I could have all that time I wasted back
don't end up like me kids, save yourselves from my fate

How to make a fender sound good
>buy guitar
>buy new pickup if guitar costs less than $1200
>get about 4 or more boutique pedals and an isolated power supply
>buy top end vintage tube amplifier that needs all the caps replaced and needs new nos tubes

How to make a gibson sound good
>buy guitar
>plug into any amp

Gibson being more expensive is the biggest meme ever, you literally only need to buy the guitar.

Also, how to make an ibanez sound good
>buy guitar
>record guitar track
>overdub track while playing a gibson
>mute original track

I always laugh when I see some dumb 19 year old buying a guitar. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why waste your time and money? You don't know guitar based music is deader than horse shit? What the fuck do you think's going to happen? Why do you think everybody in their late 20s and early 30s stops playing in bands? Go take a look at the lineups of all the popular music festivals these days. What's the average age of most of those bands? Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because being poor as shit is only fun when you're a stupid ass kid. Just as soon as your peer group moves on to adult pursuits you look fucking retarded playing the "cool kid who plays in a band". Trust me, when all your family and friends have stable jobs, kids, and nice houses your "artistic poverty" playing shitshows out of an old dilapidated rust covered van won't measure up anymore. It's like.. think about what your doing, you dumb little shit. What are you trying to achieve? Do you really think you'll be one of the lucky few who'll wins the lottery and has a successful career in music? I mean, really? Do you really think you're talented and smart enough to succeed in the music industry? Are you fucking stupid?

And don't give me all that "I do it for myself" bullshit either. lol, no fuck you don't. You're doing it in the hopes that one day it'll garner you some peer recognition, you're hoping it'll help you climb up socially one day. You do it because you're a fucking loser who wants to desperately escape the societal pecking order you feel has marginalized you. Name a famous guitarist who started off wealthy. Oh, you can't? That's who you think you are, loser. You want that same success and you know it. Only problem with your plan is noone cares because guitar music doesn't matter anymore

Go to school, get a real job, and stop wasting your time trying to score "cool points" with other impressionable moron kids like you. You ain't gonna make it, you fucking idiot

Get a fucking clue

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I always laugh when I see some dumb shit buy a cheap guitar and immediately start "upgrading" it. They usually start by asking for replacement pickup suggestions. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why did you buy a guitar you didn't think sounded good to begin with? I'll tell you why: because you don't know what the fuck you're doing and you have no clue what the fuck you're after. You bought some retarded piece of shit because of how it looked in a picture on the internet and then when you got it home and actually played it ..it sounded and played like straight up ass. So you started "upgrading" it instead of admitting to yourself that you don't know shit and made a mistake, or that the guitars construction was so shitty that you didn't have any other choice but to "upgrade" it to make it a playable instrument. Here's the thing though: you could have just saved all the time and money you sank/wasted into "upgrading" a piece of shit and just bought a decent guitar to begin with. You bedroom warriors are a hilarious lot, watching you flail about trying to polish turds into diamonds. If a diamond is what you wanted why didn't you just go out and buy a diamond to begin with?

Because you're fucking stupid, that's why.

Is this just a shitposting general or do we actually talk about guitars in here?

Got anything to say?

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Lol, moar lyk Fen Durrr amirite

Y wood u wanna pay moar 4 wut iz laterally halve a gitar u cont 2ne uh gipsin

Lel ibenhad

youtube.com/watch?v=5hzaPRa76yQ

>ywn have a crowd of nubile women sing acdc to you
>ywn have a lead singer point at you like 'you got this?'
>ywn nod back 'elementary my dear watson'
>ywn bust out a classic solo off the cuff to screaming babes
>ywn hve the balls to paint your nails turquoise

Cry harder bitch nerd

Or maybe try to start a discussion instead of bitching

shitposting

all the actual guitar posters moved to the discord and abandoned this shithole

tfw finally have a gig after a month-long dry spell

Well, I'm currently torn between getting a set of 'true' single coils and shielding the hell out of my strat, or getting some noiseless single coils. Problem is I think the latter sacrifices too much tone, but neck and bridge are my favourite pick ups and damn does the hum get loud in my room. Any opinions?

The fact that [spoiler]so many books still name The Beatles[/spoiler] John Frusciante used a bunch of SSL-1s has convinced me I can do the same without significant hum, but I don't know which way to go.

>spoilers on Sup Forums

Did the wedding band work out?

>shielding the hell out of my strat
this isn't hard, stop being a pussy

It also doesnt stop hum

ok

Shit, someone was paying attention.

No, unfortunately not. Got 2nd to a guy who could sing and play at the same time, as well as play other instruments. It was pretty much the only way I wouldn't've made the cut, and that they found a guy in this town that fit that bill and was available actually made me impressed. Maybe this shithole has some more hidden bosses than I thought.

At least the band I was already in got even better after we fired our old drummer. Now we have a jazz-based drummer who's super solid and is actually willing to learn new material, so we're booking more gigs and learning more songs.

I know, but if I do that I'll buy some high quality pick ups. If I don't do it, I won't bother shielding and just throw some noiseless pick ups in there.

No one here could ever pass an ABX test between a tube amp and a high-end modeling transistor amp.
Tube is hipster nonsense unless you get it dirt cheap.

>Is this just a shitposting general

Welcome aboard

HOW 2 MAEG FENDUR SOUND GUD :-DDD
>BUY GUIDAR
>GET MOAR PIGGUP
>BUY BEDALS :-DD
>EAD BURGER :-DD

GIBSOM IS DE BESD BECAUSE IT GOST MORE MONIES :-DDDDDD

HOW 2 MAEG GIBSOM GUD:
>SPURDO SPARDE :-DDD

HOW 2 MAEG IBANIZ SOUN GUD
>IBANIZ IS SHID :-DD
>JABANESE :-DD TINY BENIS
>THEY ARE GOMMUNIST

Shielding wont stop noise, only block a lot of rf interference. Wheres this meme coming from?

Is that the dude from cheap trick