I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king

>I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king

Watched FOTR for the first time in years and this moment hit me like a brick.

Is Boromir one of the best written characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Yes and no. He has a complete character arc in a very short amount of time and Sean Bean is based as fuck.

The best characters would have to be sam/ gollum imo

>following others
>obeying kings
beta af

>Did the other guy with the beard just kiss him on the head haha ewwww are they, like, gay or something

>Yfw inevitable remake
>Yfw Boromir now says those words, replacing brother with sister, to female Aragorn

You just know.

I can only wish to die before that happens

As a kid I didn't really like him, just thought of him as the bad guy that tried to steal the ring

Later though I grew to understand him, his last stand is heartbreaking.

Really? I watched this when I was a kid and I perfectly understood boromirs motivation

>"by the blood of our people are your lands kept safe"

Desperate actions of a desperate man

>best written character
>not frodo

nigga near drown in a river as a kid where his parents die and he found the ring, told gandalf, united the fellowship saved the fuckin world

yes if you mean the book triology. in the films he is overall ok with that scene you mentioned being pretty good

oh god, this is the future.

Baby men genocide when?

Oh god, I can only imagine the horrors of a 'for womyn' remake of LOTR.

My GF completely didn't understand why this scene was so emotional. The same for when Frodo tells Sam to fuck off for eating all the food.

All these cool ass scenes would be replaced by dumb bitches cat fighting and politically correct jokes.

t. cuck

>thread about brave loyal upstanding warriors of virtue
>full of ineffectual """men""" whining about hypothetical oppression

>Yfw they cast Jlaw as Aragorn, the white elves are now allied with Sauron, white Gondor is controlled by Sarumon, and the Easterlings are now the good guys
>Gimli is now female, and the joke about female dwarves having beards is now a joke about "we put male dwarves in their place years ago. They know better than to try and do a woman's job as a warrior!"
>Legolas now looks like aids Skrillex, and constantly puts CIS Boromir in his place
>Hobbits are black, and Sam and Frodo are literally gay this time
>Gollum is a deformed CIS male who is explained as being easily corrupted as a weak man, and his people enslaved the black Hobbits for centuries

I hate this thread.

His character was terribly written

So bad that even today I remember him as a villain

>mfw

>Look at me, I watch cloakshit and think Tolkien wasn't a total fraud and I have definitely never seen a vagina!

LotR has always been pleb garbage for manchildren. Grow up.

youre thinking of game of thrones

I'm thinking of both you mentally twelve degenerate.

No you're thinking of Harry Potter. Its fanbase is literally mostly manchildren

>le edgy arrogant snide user of impeccable taste
wow you're so cool, can I suck your dick?

i thought harry potter fans were mostly women. ive never met a dude in my life who liked that shit but plenty of women

>calling people virgins
>not liking white Kino LOTR

Gee, I wonder if you wear glasses, are either a fat land whale or beta orbit disgusting ugly women, and if you just came from your Tumblr blog?

30 year old /fit/fag married to a 23 year old Cantonese girl who used to do modelling, and she's from a rich family. Literally laughing at your life right now little buddy.

>inb4 "y... You wish xD"

I bet the only time anyone has touched your dick was that one time you picked up a drunk slutty "progressive" female friend who gave you a disgusting hand job after making 10 other guys cum on the same day.

Stay mad you degenerate beta.

That's not true at all. It's mostly women and children. Picture related, my wife that loves that shit drinking a butterbeer we had to drive a few hundred miles to get because she had to have it (it's a fucking butterscotch soda you can buy at the store). She likes LotR too, but she isn't nutso about it like she is Potter. All the women and kids in our family talk about it and the men talk about sports.

All is lost.

>Race mixer married to some ugly slope because he couldn't get a white girl

Stopped reading right there. Go away mentally twelve degenerate.

chris will never allow it

Every HArry Potter fan I met was just a massive manchild.


At least A Song of Ice and Fire and LOTR had interesting characters and lore. Harry Potters lore isn't consistent at all and Rowling is a fucking retard who can't write.

Do we get a witch queen can only be killed by a man moment and pointlessly expanded roles for male love interests? Cause if we are doing a full gender swap this has to happen right?

idk man i think got the show at least is for edgy teens and manchilds

>mfw Denethor was right, the West has failed

>mixing with white girls in 2016

Lol, enjoy those rape allegations and divorces.

this scene always gets me, women will never understand broship

>Chads posting in LOTR thread

It's official we have lost the war. I lay broken on the battlefield unable to even utter a final ree in their direction. My soul shattered, my bones broken, my virginity intact, I wait for the Lord to take me to Valhalla.

The show used to be pretty great. But the showrunners are fucking retarded shoving their fanservice everywhere and ruining character arcs and pandering to feminists every episode.
I really like the books though.

>warrior of rohan kills invulnerable witch king which cant be killed by man because she is no man

You disgust me and I'm not even kidding. You participate in the active genocide of your own people and laugh about it. There will be a special place in Hell for people like you.

Ha ha just be yourself dude.

The prophecy remains the same, but this time a man kills her. The man then reveals that he's genderfluid and that he temporarily changed his gender identity to female at the moment he struck the killing blow.

Could only do that because Merry stabbed him with a +1 Undead Bane Dagger

LOTR has always been popular with right winger normies though. My best mate is 6'5" male model/ballet dancer who slays fresh10/10 pussy on a bi-weekly basis, and all he ever does in his free time is play LOTR games and watch LOTR/Hobbit shit.

>Not sailing into the West to the White Shores

What are you fucking gay dude?

>"the witch queen can be slain by no human, nor elf, nor hobbit"
>Gets killed by Boromir
>"You see, as a man, I am not even human."

Your best mate sounds hot. Have you ever shown him your boipussy?

I'm pretty sure the poison is more to blame than the water when someone refuses to drink from a poisoned well. Leftists and progressive ruined literally 95% of white women, and the remaining 5% live in the middle of nowhere.

Sorry for not wanting my wife to suggest I sit in the corner and cry while she fucks a black man because of white guilt.

>mfw "She gave me three."

>bragging about irl stuff anonymously

Whatever helps you sleep at night. I'm not the one who holds your ticket, and boy am I thankful for that.

>thinly veiled movies women will never understand thread

No, not even my doctor has seen my dick. Only ever shown it to girls before we fuck.

>I don't even use urinals and have to piss in the toilet instead

>movie opens footage shows elrond and isildur where isildur steals the ring and betrays
>prologue "legend has it that men will always be corrupt and never destroy the ring, even when given the option..."
>cut to female frodo sitting reading the book

He's also black because the negro quota had to be fulfilled.

Witch king is still male, because making evil characters female would be sexist :)

>Women will never understand this scene
I feel bad for them tbqh

>"wife"

>I'm hideous and have a shit personality so I couldn't find a decent woman of my own race so I'll blame it on people whose politics I don't agree with

You're a disgrace. I'm also 99% sure your "wife" doesn't actually exist.

I don't sleep well at night because I hate my job and constantly fear getting the axe because BDO wants to "diversify".

Welcome to 2016, where white males are expendable! Part of the reason I married yellow, so I've got my living conditions hedged. Not going to stay in the West for much longer if cuck shit gets worse.

Not going to raise kids in a culture where they are considered evil (or half evil in this case) because of something an absolute minority did hundreds of years ago, which my peasant farmer ancestors literally could not have contributed to.

Enjoy fighting that battle that has already been decided for you though, brother.

I think she's cute as fuck. Would kill him and wife her too.

On the contrary, good looking girls have always seemed to like me, and Ive always been in a steady relationship with a white girl since I was 18.

At my age, you just get sick and tired of the same women who don't want to settle down and demand we go clubbing until 3am, and I've sourced my women from uni, social shit, and even co-workers. It's just a lost battle.

Personally I like Bilbo. Just a guy who wants to chill in his hobbit hole but ends up making some friends and having some fun.

Same for Frodo.

Seems like a classic criticism of modern society.

Bend over and I'll chill in your hobbit hole, handsome.

>has always been popular with right winger normies

This explains so much

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>Not having a flat chested wife

Enjoy your fat "busty" women.

She's got a decent B cup breh. Perfect imo.

YOU WILL TRY!

Faramir was better, you can't prove me wrong

She looks fine. These guys are just jealous that we aren't all beta orbiting faggots and can actually talk to women.

Stay based.

Theoden tho.

>Sean Bean will never be fully appreciated for his talent by the masses until he dies

I'm sure he isn't too bothered by this as his fans know how absolutely based he is but I dunno as a britbong it just bothers me that he isn't celebrated more.