/brit/

degenerates need not apply edition

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It's 3.32pm

need to head to work in 15 minutes

Tiger, tiger, youre so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger youre so thick
Fat and orange as a spic
Tiger, tiger show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can i do
To save you from these poo in loos

it's 4:33pm

>no lefty gf

she's taking that photo in a mirror, you prat, she's a righty

Supposed to be at work 35 minutes ago wahey

In Perth, yeah

hmmm....

*copies post and pastes it into good_posts.txt*

I never got this whole

>of course it's flipped in the mirror moron that's how they work!!!

I can't determine it in my head quickly nor can I trace my way back on car routes in reverse. I have no spatial ability at all.

phones rinnging FUCK FUCK FUCK

EVERYWHERE cunt

NOT ON THE EAST COAST YA FUCKIN POOFTA

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surely that bowl is meant for 10 people?

don't know how anyone could manage that much food

just listening to a mashup x

she is still using her left hand though

Chess lad here

If you lads REALLY want to learn something you should chat to the Russian, best player I've encountered here

at what age did you realise that hitler was right

he's talking about me im on holiday

ok, why are you telling us how mediocre and worthless you are? do you want us to celebrate you for being a useless fuck

>ok
Child-tier

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@70941498

Normies with good spatial awareness from athletic activities need to leave.

10

not even close lids

don't like this trend of talking to your dog like a baby

youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8

However, socialism, which was a legitimate reaction against liberal slavery, went astray because it resulted, first, in the materialist interpretation of life and history; second, in a sense of reprisal; and third, in the proclamation of the dogma of class struggle. - chicANO

*applies*

enjoyed The Oddysey

just joined the military see you all in the next life

WHOAH

the time is different in different timezones?

flip me sideways over a barrel and push me over with a feather!

wrong

@70941484
Kill yourself.

People who fetishize their dogs like human beings have mental illness.

Dogs in general are either pieces of yard furniture or utter runt pets that get spoken to like children.

Allahu ackbar user

paki

Stfu ya whinging pommy cunt
I'll fuckin smash you

When I was in primary school, about year 3, I made an armband with a swastika on it out of paper and did the whole goose stepping thing. Had literally no idea why the teachers got pissy at the time, I'd just been watching the History Channel the day before and thought it looked cool
can see why things like the hitlerjugend was so effective

fuck all of you

I named pakis in the former example.

post fucking machines

>on second date with girl
>very casually bring up kids as a topic
>girl starts talking about how disgusting it would be to be pregnant and how she would never want her own kids
>ask what her ideal family would look like
>she says her, her "partner" and three dogs

It's so sweet when you've got money to spend

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this reminds me i just did one of those poos where it seems like no matter how much you wipe there is still more coming out
arsehole was bleeding by the end

me in the middle hanging on the tp

ah yes, women

>bringing up kids on the second date

i'd give an equally retarded answer if that happened to me

remidns me of one of those schoolyard poos that'd end up on the stall wall

ah yes the brits have woken up thread ruined

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at work

tired

want to go to bed

hungry

need a wee

need a wank

want to go home

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dat sound off the strat.

what job lad?

meanwhile on Sup Forums space station...

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posting from the call centre

*tears open a bag of chips*

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*opens the airlock*

please help our thread /brit/. it is dying and we don't have a lot of posters. send us the best tim memes.

alright lads i am here. how's it foing?

>helping ge*mans

not bad

did a post

Fuck off Fritz

>foing

YOU IDIOT MONG RETARD CAN''T SPELL RIGHT

should make one like this but for white people inventions (nearly all) vs rest of the world inventions (barely any)

the butthurt would be top lmao lads

b-bucks?

what should watch next on netflix

doesn't really reflect on the person you're marrying though :-/

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what does that mean
nevermind dont want to know

yes it does lol

*cracks open a cold one*

FUCK wh*te 'people'

I did it proper discrete though, perfect fluid seamless transition. Also I'm mid twenties so it's a bit more normal to be upfront about all that.

And practically speaking, there's enough girls out there nowadays that "don't want kids" so I've had to get the topic out soon so I don't waste time on a relationship which has no long term potential.

*explains it to you*

>positive discrimination but also an unpaid position

why did it turn out like this

muslim meme game is weak

Siracha actually good or just a meme?

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numale gook sauce meme

don't

it's complementary to numale gook noodles, pho

Love this lass 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

funny you should say, because THAT IS LITERALLY me

*sucks in gut*

*notices and ignores you for the rest of the party*

m-marry me

Why are Yanks such hideous fat fucks?

na

Yeah
She is realy great!
Also other russian hiphop/rap isn't that bad.

hate this sort of meme rap

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wish sub'dits I filtered would be the same on all my devices
sick and tired of seeing nothing but sluts on the front page

not sure if i like it because she is pretty or because it is good

but I enjoy it, anyway

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