Reminder UK is superior to France in every way

Reminder UK is superior to France in every way

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Today yes, except for the military, landscapes, language, culture, food, weather or heritage.

no

Stay mad smelly yuropoors

You forced us to join Yurop

then why do the brits spell words like color, center ,and favor as colour, centre and favour as if they were frenchboo? checkm8

>Non french are always making threads about how France is superior to the UK
>Brits are always making the threads about how the UK is superior to France
Daily reminder that the Franco-British rivaly only exists in the UK.

i dont think the french cares about you Nigel

I wish I was as cool as France.

It's true this, when I'm in the UK I always get picked on for being half French, bantering about how French are pussies and how we lost the Napoleonic wars, while in France people see me as a regular Frenchman.

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We have boybands and Adele.
Granted Kate Bush ends all but she stopped being 19 30 years ago.

I find Italians to be cool, laid back and refined. You guys really have nothing to be shy of.
Except maybe your wine but it's hard to compete with us.
Yeah when inviting my British friend over he never gets any heat about being English. Most people complain about hooligans or how tea is cool and all, wheter when I step into a pub in england ,the patrons sure did their homework about French stereotypes.
British complex about France is unreal.

The french are better looking

Me too

There are tons of ways that each is superior to the other. I think they're about the same overall - I hate both but most other countries are worse

Y-You too

Our music what we're renowned for is tits lately.
France is doing the best hiphop, so black people say and the best Electronica.
youtube.com/watch?v=_mTRvJ9fugM
we have a Lauren

:^)

Obsessed

She makes me very disappointed to be in Scotland
Nah in terms of music America outdoes every country a million times over, but hip hop's almost inherently shite whether in French or in English. In the 80s Britain had a lot of good music but I think the only contemporary British music I don't hate is TTNG, and even they're le epik nihilists now which immediately devalues their work.
With that said, the only modern French artist I thought I liked was Jefre Cantu Ledesma, but it turns out he's American as well

tfw no qt french gf

>Britain and France see each other as their arch rivals
>None of them aknowledges Germany as their rival
Life is not fair ;_;

>tfw when no qt Swedish tall bf to spend cozy winter with him in Sweden and warm summers hiking in the French countryside
Why even live ?

maybe you're china in yurop while sk and
jp are badmouthing each other china live alone with censorship

I.. I'm 187cm, is that tall enough?

Waaah so tall, do you ever pass through the clouds when going outside ?
Let me climb on your shoulders I bet we could touch the ceiling !

>Landscapes
Sure thing Patrice

>military
>says the country that lost to germany in 3 FUCKING WEEKS in the most cowardly pathetic performance in european history

Germany would have fucked any country

stand up if you hate the french

No. In fact Australia with only a few thousand troops dealt them their first setback of the war, more than the "great power" France could do with all their machines and millions of troops.

What a useless nation.

Australia didn't face an immidiate blitzkrieg

true

false

Six weeks actually. Three weeks was the time it took Germany to lose to France.

>most cowardly pathetic performance
Nah, not even Hitler believed that (see his comments after Bir Hakeim).

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lmao,nah

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>while in France people see me as a regular Frenchman

no shit

>TTNG
opinion absolutely discarded

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good post

Go fug yourself, the pleasant guitar fuckery in Animals more than makes up for the cringy lyrics and singing

On reflection tho A Moon Shaped Pool was pretty good and that's recent

Germans used to be our favourite sponge for French lead.

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with TTNG

daily reminder that the only good german is a dead one

>french girls
s m h

>He has a folder full of some random french slut

I wish

>Reminder UK is superior to France in every way
Great joke Pajeet.I bet you never left your island.

I see someones mad they are a smelly gypsy

The ABSOLUTE state of you smelly yuropoors and and gookniggers

Reminder that the UK is still a paying EU member :^)

Reminder all of you are pakis and gypsys

Except history culture and the people...and landscapes

Nah you suck more.

by authority of the Federal States of Germany, I demand you to delete this image

Both are shit, but france is better than GB in every possible way.

This is so true. One of my french friend went in england to study at university and she was chocked because when it was revealed that she is french people would tell her things like " oh but uk and france are kind of ennemies, so why are you here ? " she couldn't believe that many people there are still stucked on middle age rivality shit.

Truly CHOCKING indeed!

>Go to england
>Get choked
For fook's sake

the weak should fear the strong

LES FAIBLES DEVRAIENT CRAINDRE LES PUISSANTS

Y a pas à chier la version française est vachement plus classe.

Really? There are plenty of French students at my uni and no one really says things like that to them any more than they might ask a Finnish student if he knows Father Christmas (which isn't too often desu)

France is objectively superior in every way.
Except comedy. Brits are the best at that.
Just look at Brexit :^)

I don´t think we have arch enemies.

by the way
>top 5 bloodiest battles in history
>all 5 of them were German
> 3 of 5 Germans vs Russins

i want no whorish french gf

You can get some whorish """"french"""" gf

agreed. fuck fr*nce

Your obsession with France is pathetic.

This is completely true. They're way too obsessed, nobody cares about this shit in France.

We care about this shit in your mum

Don't say that to him mate I'll nob yer 'ead in
Fookin prick

Daft memester kangaroo nigger France has a great military record aside from WWII and bitchslapped England.

fucking kek - I know it's bullshit but that made me laugh

fuck france again

fpbp

The absolute state of you smelly yuropoors krautcucks .

UK is better than you retards in every possible way

Brits are the Americans of Europe

This

Annoying cunts that find a way to make everyone laugh?

obnoxious and unfunny

>PATHETIC
>BRITISH
>COMPETITIVENESS

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_current_account_balance

Take the unfunny part bac

Brits are funny unlike americans.

>mfw Napoleon conquered Germany in that same time frame in a time without trains or cars

>Napoleon
Yeah a great Italian man.

>187cm
>tall
kek I'm American and 198 cm. why is everyone else manlets

Churchil was a great American as well.

>UK
>superior

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